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I'm not saying she's easy but...
I'm not saying she's easy but... Stolen but quite fun. I'm sure there is the guy's version somewhere. ` Prof |
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I'M NOT SAYING SHE'S EASY BUT... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ She's been on her knees more times than Billy Graham. ` She's been laid on more kitchen floors than linoleum. ` She's done more screwing than Black and Decker. ` She's responsible for more merry men than Robin Hood. ` She's turned more tricks than Harry Houdini. ` She's been boarded more times than Amtrak. ` She's been mounted more often than Trigger. ` She's been involved with more animals than Marlin Perkins. ` She's entertained more troops than Bob Hope. ` She's been at more bedsides than Dr. Kildare. ` She's been turned more ways than Rubik's Cube. ` She's seen more traffic than the George Washington Bridge. ` She's had more turnovers than the International House of Pancakes. ` She's been under more sheets than the Ku Klux Klan. ` She's had more marines land on her than on Iwo Jima. ` Her body has been declared a national recreation area. ` Her diaphragms come with a service contract.
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