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Blogs > 80sbaby71 > Life in the Nursery~

Simple mixup  

80sbaby71 52F
7366 posts
2/12/2021 2:41 pm
Simple mixup

Do you ever think about the words that you use? The true definition? How about the spelling? I mean if you stop to think about it, there are words that are the same, just different spelling and meanings.

I did a pole today! No, I did a poll today.

Here's some fun words:

DORK: 1.a silly person
OR
2. a penis

CLIMAX: 1.the most intense, exciting, or important point of something; a culmination or
apex.
OR
2.reaches orgasm.

BOOTY: 1. valuable stolen goods
OR
2. butt

VIRGINIA HAM: 1. a smoke-cured ham from a hog fed on peanuts and corn.
OR
2. a vagina

PEARL: 1. a name for a female
OR
2. a gem
OR
3. the clitoris

Don't ask me! I can make the most innocent comment turn dirty!

So tell me some of your favorite words that become naughty.....
1bighammer1000 59M
4304 posts
2/12/2021 6:44 pm

 Ha ha a dirty mind makes conversation a lot more interesting. Ha ha
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SingleInGR 56M
360 posts
2/12/2021 7:36 pm

 LOL, that is so true that a slight letter malfunction can sure change the meaning.


hippiechick1967 60F  
13154 posts
2/12/2021 7:45 pm

 Did the seaman spill his semen on your dress?
Elevate me...


big54al 69M
2259 posts
2/12/2021 8:15 pm

 Pearl necklace


PonyGirl1965 58F
22090 posts
2/12/2021 11:28 pm

 You and Cowboy turn every word into naughtiness, hehehe.


CleavageFan4U 67M
69374 posts
2/13/2021 6:25 am

 Being able to make just about anything dirty is a talent we share it seems.

DAMN I was hoping to see you do a pole.
* - Pole - a long usually metallic cylinder favored by dancers in Gentlemen's Clubs as a part of their dance routine.
* - Pole - a man's penis.
Watching you with either version works for me!

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boobwhisperer69 61M  
8322 posts
2/13/2021 11:14 am

 The mix up or wrong meaning is soo much more funner!!! (Yes that is a word!)


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