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FRIDAY IS A FUNNY DAY
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FRIDAY IS A FUNNY DAY  Friday is my favourite day of the week. It’s the start of the weekend! But I don’t understand why I still like Fridays and why I still don’t like Mondays as I’m now retired from work. Each day is the same for me now; my week is just seven groundhog days! My Mum never believed that my bike was made of spaghetti until I went pasta. But she did tell me how a duck can be turned into a soul singer; just put the duck in a microwave until it’s Bill Withers. Last week I went to space but I came back early because there was no atmosphere. Yesterday I went to the doctor with sticks of carrots in my ears and up my nostrils. When I told the doctor that I wasn’t feeling very well, he said that he wasn’t surprised because I wasn’t eating properly. On coming back from the doctor’s, I saw a hedgehog cross the road. I asked him why he was crossing the road. He replied that he wanted to see his flatmate. And then I saw a magic ambulance; it turned into a hospital. Last night, I met up with my friend - named Tony because he has no shins - in a nearby bar. Tony was complaining that a bird always craps on his car windscreen. I suggested that he shouldn’t ask her out for a date again. Today I realised that I only know 25 letters of the alphabet; I don’t know Y. Do you have a favourite joke? How would you describe your sense of humour? My friends have told me that I have a quirky, offbeat and childish sense of humour. Generally, I don’t like jokes that make stereotypical assumptions about groups of people (eg dumb blonde jokes). I like jokes that take you one way and then end in another way. ' jokes are often the jokes! Almost everyone says that they have a good sense of humour, but that just can’t be true!         |
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I was going to post an anal sex joke butt fuck it!
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 A little boy was lost in the supermarket. He went up to the security guard and said: "I've lost my dad." The security guard asked him, "What's he like?" The little boy replied, "Beer, kebabs and big tits." 
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9/10/2021 12:43 pm |
Thanks for sharing some Friday humor! The weekend is straight ahead.
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Some great funnies here today.. thanks for the afternoon laughs.. I don't have a favorite joke persay. And I have a great sense of humor, even a sarcastic one at times..  I hope your Friday is a great start to both of you for your weekend..  Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on.. 
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Laughter is great, no matter WHAT the flavour. I laugh for myself; you? 😎👍❗ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Great stuff! Hear about the new cemetery? Everyone’s dying to get in. Have a great day! 💋 Staci
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Thanks for the SMILES !! Stop by at lonlyforlove2 also see Lunch with Lonly , we get snow tomorrow Check my blog on New Community, "A photo of my big Pecker" also, " My Sunday afternoon with the kids'
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Hahahaha
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Do you have a favourite joke? I almost think I like all of them. How would you describe your sense of humour? "Loose"? I have an open mind for almost anything. I think you are correct about your sense of humor, almost scary
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9/12/2021 11:52 am |
I hope Mondays are funny! Please become an Apollo602021 blog follower!
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I just told my suitcase that because of Covid we won't be going on holiday this year. Now I'm dealing with emotional baggage!!
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I hope you had a fun time on your free Saturday night.
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A little boy was lost in the supermarket. He went up to the security guard and said: "I've lost my dad." The security guard asked him, "What's he like?" The little boy replied, "Beer, kebabs and big tits."
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Thanks for sharing some Friday humor! The weekend is straight ahead.
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Some great funnies here today.. thanks for the afternoon laughs..I don't have a favorite joke persay. And I have a great sense of humor, even a sarcastic one at times.. I hope your Friday is a great start to both of you for your weekend..
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Laughter is great, no matter WHAT the flavour. I laugh for myself; you? 😎👍❗
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Great stuff! Hear about the new cemetery? Everyone’s dying to get in.
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Thanks for the SMILES !! Thanks for stopping by.
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Hahahaha
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Do you have a favourite joke? I almost think I like all of them. How would you describe your sense of humour? "Loose"? I have an open mind for almost anything. I think you are correct about your sense of humor, almost scary
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I hope Mondays are funny!
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I just told my suitcase that because of Covid we won't be going on holiday this year. Now I'm dealing with emotional baggage!!
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