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NoTell101 62M

1/19/2022 7:59 am

Fuck yeah! You're beautiful and a badass. Just enough to piss her off and not enough to do serious damage. That's walkin' the line.


positively4you 74F  
4605 posts
1/19/2022 8:17 am

Happened to me at work. Trust me, hoisting this body over a console to get in driver seat is not a pretty picture. I made up curse words to that idiot as I maneuvered.
The thought did occur to open my door with a lot of force into their passenger door.
I did stop myself. Glad I did but not really satisfied with my decision .
I am now very aware of where I park. Usually on end where my door cannot be hemmed in.
A comment? Maybe, “free blow jobs, follow me”.


Ultraviolet_Sol 43M
622 posts
1/19/2022 8:58 am

Youre so right about becoming "the next viral video fiasco".

People are certainly becoming more brazen and more mean.

I do sort of hesitate to say such things, as we have a
tendency to overemphasize the present, in many respects.

But I do think the masks dehumanize people and embolden
sociopathic traits.

A family member described something similar,
where they politely tried to communicate with someone in a parking lot
and the person became disrespectful and belligerent.

It made me quite angry...

(In this case it was a woman. There is someone who called this same family
member an Fn B... a man... and little do they know that one day in the near
future they will receive a knock on door, just prior to getting knocked the f out.)

I sooo think you did right...

Too funny...

Almost as funny as the visual of you scaling Kilimanjaro.

Hey... You were hopped up on chocolate.

They call that "The Twinkie Defense"...

*. *. *


Squirt_Professor 70M/56F
64 posts
1/19/2022 9:03 am

My dear Julies we would have loved to have seen you scaled on top the hood of that Kilimanjaro monster Escalade. On bend knee leaning over the windshield with lipstick case held tightly in hand and your beautiful tight ass protruding backwards a delight for anyone to see. Besides…, don’t you know the dumb bitch would have tried to clean your message from the windshield with her wipers offering a delightful quid pro quo moment of satisfaction. And just think of the reward of the view that may have accompanied that mess of yet another very attractive, stylishly dress young woman in a tight black skirt having to bravely climb that Kilimanjaro of an SUV. Her slight frame of a body on bent knee leaning into the windshield and hopelessly trying to clean the mess of your smeared message. Better yet if a gust of wind would blow her tight black skirt over her taut ass revealing fanciful undergarments, thong, or bear skin exposing her cheeks, puckered little rosebud, and moist lips. Probably wouldn’t have happened just lustful fantasy.

We don’t think any scathing comment would have worked as there is generally no cure for the rudeness of entitlement. However, we may have said something to the effect of; yeah, you’re a pretty little thing but that is no excuse for your being rude, now get in your fucking car and at least pull forward so that I can get in mine you little bitch! And, yes, bitch is totally correct, and you would have been well with in your rights to addressed her as such.

No, she will not think twice next time, her world revolves around her. It probably is an issue with entitlement with how you describe her appearance and still it could just be the way she was raised. In any case it offers a good lesion for your daughters if you care to share the story with hopes that they would never be that way, course…, you may want to leave out the part of the lipstick message.

Thanks for the story we love your writing style, wittiness, and word play.

A final note, as man I would not have had the luxury of lipstick. I would have scrawled a note on a piece of paper and it probably would have been a waisted effort just like wasted seed of the masturbator. She would have just turned on her wipers and allowed it to blow away in the wind.


New2Midlo 54M
1075 posts
1/19/2022 9:47 am

For today's round of 'you're not the biggest asshole', I'll share my story of revenge against a parking lot villain. I'd bought a new very nice luxury car to replace my previous one, that I treated too much like a garage queen. However, my intent to buy a nice "appliance" was thwarted by a series of door dings, when I parked it amongst the unwashed masses. So, from then on, I parked in the hinterlands of any and all lots, to avoid the ugliness, going so far as to leave extra buffer, should said store become a bit busier while I was inside. It was a solid strategy until I came out of the grocery store one day to see literally five open spots, then a clapped out Blazer S10 parked snuggly close to my car, which had a fresh door ding from hell. The placement of said ding was located exactly where the arc of the Blazer's passenger door would terminate. As one might imagine, I was furious at these inbred dipshits for banging my vehicle. In a fit of rage, I chose to forcefully separate the other party's passenger side mirror from the rest of their vehicle. It was already broken, so the job was quite easy. While I'm not proud of my actions, I don't regret them either. So, if your S10 Blazer had its side mirror ripped off in a Food Lion parking lot, in Richmond, VA, now you know why.


Leegs2012 51M
96137 posts
1/19/2022 9:57 am

About three weeks ago a Woman parked so close to my car that Her front door was open and about a 32nd under my side view. She was loading her packages in the trunk. I said "Well
can you park any closer?" She gave me a nasty look as She shut the door and walked back to trunk. I just pulled away and that was about it. It's amazing!


bulehyatt 65M
1717 posts
1/19/2022 9:58 am

I recommend Sarah Silverman's take-down of people like this through her song Diva. Do a search on diva plus Sarah and probably Silverman will be the most popular option returned.

Very fun if you haven't seen it before - brilliant comic timing - plus quick as she delivers her Probably-not-a-Diva verdict at around 1:05 of her song. Brings a smile to my face each time I see this ZING sort of calling out of narcissists.

Hope your 2022 includes less Diva's . . . and more decent people. Virtual hug,


SomewhereSE 66M
336 posts
1/19/2022 10:25 am

I don’t often waste my energy reacting to things stupid inconsiderate people do. I figure their lives are miserable enough.


redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
1/19/2022 10:28 am

Well done Jules WELL DONE. The lipstick will be a PITA to remove but won't be a permanent damage. I probably would have gone with "BITCH" but that's me.

Far as parking goes, I park at the far end of most lots and consider the walk exercise.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


GhostofH 65M
22788 posts
1/19/2022 10:29 am

I have a little 'trick' I do on someone who needs a lesson. I simply remove the valve stem in two of their tires and leave them on the hood of the vehicle. No damage to their vehicle, but it sure puts them out for a bit. *grins*


Grr8kissrr 49M  
27 posts
1/19/2022 10:43 am

Alright. First of all, I almost didn't make it past chocolate ganache. I mean, come on. I have "emergency chocolate" stashed all around my house just in case. It's not great chocolate - after eights on the top of the book case, costco bin of chocolate covered raisins behind the bar, and Ghiradelli squares behind my glamour shot in the office next to my flight bag. You could have stopped there and I would have been plenty satisfied (said no one ever).

Other places I got stuck: Hot pink, "offer to pull out", and Hawthornian. Bestill my heart.

But then you dipped into my lusty pool of schadenfreude with your lipstick assault on little miss Escalade. Terrible idea? Probably. But your impulsiveness clearly stems from absolutely brilliant instincts. Both non-destructive and sublime. It can be erased from her car, but not from her memory and there's the added shame of being visible to others as she's shopping. She will seethe later.

IN the meantime, here's a few tickets to keep in your glovebox:

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Mr_Mercedes 61M
617 posts
1/19/2022 11:56 am

Well, they aren't just a**hole parking like a bunch of selfish, clueless morans, they're driving around like that as well. Nice revenge by the way. I would have let some air out of their tires while I was at it - well not just some, but a lot.


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merlot5555 67M/57F  
1472 posts
1/19/2022 12:17 pm

Oh Verona…. The idiots truly are taking over the asylum…. Your restraint was better than mine would have been…. As for the mountains scaling, I’ll second the motion…. Will you be needing a Sherpa guide? Wink! Carpe diem


freespirit11501 53M
1542 posts
1/19/2022 3:46 pm

This was bad ass for sure. I had a special someone that after she applied fresh lipstick, would kiss my passenger window on her way out of my car. And although I loved looking at the perfect impression of her amazing lips all the way back to my office, it was not the easiest thing to get out without leaving a smeared mess. So I love this as an “0h yeah…let’s see how you like this” response from you. Good for you. Sadly this sounds like an entitled young woman that will prob not learn her lesson.

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TicklePlease 56F  
13851 posts
1/19/2022 4:53 pm

Too bad you didn't have the cheap chocolate or you could have smeared some under the door handle...


iwant2lickuthere 56M
3537 posts
1/19/2022 5:06 pm

I'm sorry, did you say dark chocolate? Yes please and thank you.

Like others here I tend to park in the North 40. Be it at the end of the lot or the roof of the parking garage. This usually makes my truck easier to find.

If I were you and there was space on her driver side to park, I would have returned the favor. Then waited for her to return. Though I do like the idea oc the "Honk if you like blow jobs". Cheers to your maturity and not sinking to that level.


hotdreamer1000 64M
12409 posts
1/20/2022 5:36 am

Don't start me. Except you have. But I will be strong and avoid a rant, just saying actually I think you were relatively restrained! But it is so hard when other people make you lose your affable happy-go-lucky spirit isn't it? Like they somehow suck you down to their level of mean-spirited angriness. Maybe she'd had a bad day. It happens too often now though.

Here at Dream Towers there is room for five cars parked at the kerb in the short run outside my house. I have three neighbours. No problem you'd think. All of us park sensibly. But the fifth car is always someone random who doesn't live nearby and doesn't realise the problem or doesn't care. And they leave six feet in front of them and six feet behind, and then there is only room for three other cars. Happens most days. If you go out, you don't get back in and have to park 100 yards away. Some people leave notes on the offending windscreen. I don't, but I do swear sometimes! I have to resist the temptation to beat the shit out of their door panels sometimes! But that would be a crime, and not the me I want to be, and I would only feel better for a very short time!


DoctorBooty 43M  
6426 posts
1/20/2022 5:50 am

I might have written worse on the Escalade, and if it was too close, keyed the damn thing.

People don't have a clue how to park these days, even with the onboard cameras helping them do just that.


seingalt23 59M
5565 posts
1/20/2022 1:47 pm

Well done but some room for improvement:

I found, that a friendly response (or one, which seems to be friendly), it sometimes stronger, e.g. drawing many hearts with your lipstick on several places including the rear window and maybe, adding a short message like "best fuck ever" and "cu soon". Such a message is rising some questions .

If I notice, that someone is parking in an unsocial way, I tend to park unsocially close next to this car (I know, sometimes it happened due to another asshole, which already drove away.

But as Albert Einstein told: Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe. (Albert was born in Ulm )

Giacomo


HermanG67 56M
8464 posts
1/20/2022 2:40 pm

TOWANDA


CedarsPrince 44M
1608 posts
1/20/2022 8:05 pm

She had it coming
At least others will read it before she has to figure out how to clean the window
You did the right thing by not keying her car or slashing her tires.

Parking is always an adventure. You're either the shark or the prey. Hunting to find a spot or some hunting you to see where you parked to get your spot. Then you worry if someone will cage you in.

Stay safe and stay sane, señorita


RangeBull70 53M
696 posts
1/20/2022 8:33 pm

Darlin' Jules,

The Kilimanjaro image will stick with me for awhile. To bad you don't travel with a small animal and you could have planted something rather unsavory on her windshield.

Perhaps the cattle prod I carry in the truck would have provided a certain level of satisfaction ? I'd be happy to ship my spare one to you to use at your leisure. In the town that I grew up in, if someone had parked that close they would have waited until the driver returned and given them the beatdown they so righteously deserved.

Unfortunately, there does seem to be a lack of respect in this country today and the entitled young lady in question typifies that. This is one more reason why I avoid malls and shopping centers like leprosy. If I must venture to such a hell on earth I usually have the stock trailer on the truck and need to park out in hell's half acre as I take up 2 spots front to back.

Additionally, I've found that few want to park next to a vehicle wafting the essence of 'ode du boeuf' so that provides an extra layer of insurance. I haven't had a door ding in years. I did drive around with a set of hoof prints in the grill for awhile from a horse that didn't take to well to my attempting to nudge him off the road - but no parking lot damage !.!

I'll close on a positive note - As a fellow dark chocolate aficionado that blackberry bark sounds absolutely incredible. I wonder where I might find that in my neck of the woods ?.?

Now say your two Our Father's and three Hail Mary's and perform one act of penance. Given the weather in your area, I believe you've already performed your penance !.!

From the verdant and sun kissed Foothills of the Northern Sierra Nevada,

Range Bull
From the Gold Country of Northern California's Sierra Nevada Mountains,

Range Bull

From the Gold Country of Northern California's Sierra Nevada Mountains,

Range Bull


hotdreamer1000 64M
12409 posts
1/21/2022 6:03 am

I always smile when I think of you Jules.


Leegs2012 51M
96137 posts
1/21/2022 11:12 am

    Quoting Leegs2012:
    About three weeks ago a Woman parked so close to my car that Her front door was open and about a 32nd under my side view. She was loading her packages in the trunk. I said "Well
    can you park any closer?" She gave me a nasty look as She shut the door and walked back to trunk. I just pulled away and that was about it. It's amazing!
I love the Gum line! Very Nice!!!


seingalt23 59M
5565 posts
1/21/2022 2:01 pm

Jules1590 replies on 1/21/2022 4:01 am:
BA HA HA HA HA!!! You are AMAZING! I almost spit water all over my laptop. May I please take a page from the "Giacomo Book of Sugary Sweetness" when faced with disgusting behavior?

We have a similar saying, "Kill them with Kindness," which would have also been applicable measure had I thought about it.

If it happens again, I will absolutely go with the little hearts all over the window with a "Thanks for getting so close Hottie, we should get even closer. For a good time call 555-FUCK-ME."

Would that work? Or is that too much? giggle...

Adore you darling. Thank you for the awesome response!

oxoxo
Jules

**

Sorry, I hope your laptop is still working. I can offer you some chapters from my Giacomo Casanova Codex - it is all about love in different versions .
Do not spend too much of your lip stick for that bitch, a few words should do the job and give room for interpretation

Strange, suddenly I see a red line around the base of my dick - what is happening here?
Sentences are touching me: we should get even closer
Are you using your magic onto me?

Giacomo


CarpeJamie 54M
289 posts
1/22/2022 12:55 pm

I've been on both sides of this issue. When it's happened to me I've wanted to key the other person's car--but then thought better about it. (Hopefully I get good karma some other time)

When I've had to do it, it's because the lot is completely packed and this is one of the few spots left. In this rare case I try to give the other driver and me as much room as possible to get in and out, but sometimes it's still not a lot of room. In the rare instance that I've done it, it's usually because I was in a rush and not thinking (or thinking I'm just rushing in an out quickly). When pointed out to me I would definitely correct the error.

One time someone threw their leftover dinner on my windshield ... very juvenile. It inconvenienced me probably more than I inconvenienced them. Payback's a biotch. [so much for my good karma]

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69bud69 69M
7134 posts
1/31/2022 11:16 am

That kind of rude behavior really pisses me off as well. I find it amazing how self absorbed some people have become. Whether it's a situation like yours or some person with a shopping cart, leaving it unattended to casually drift into another car leaving an unwanted dent or chipped paint.
I doubt your windshield note caused her to reflect on her rude behavior. But, I an glad it brought you some degree of satisfaction.
As you stated, I doubt your note will have any lasting affect on her future behavior with her vehicle. She's probably one of those drivers who weaves in and out of traffic and is inconsiderate as hell when it comes to others around her.
Damn, I'm upset just thinking about people like her. You did good Julie.

Bud

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