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Doing all well is a gift.
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Love that little comic strip... ... then I'm going to stick my thing in your stuff till I can't stuff it no more. Thoughts from the Garden...
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(I am not quite that bad,,, but you get the idea) Your cartoon (very funny - thanks) made me think of a pretty twisted blog called "The saga of bloodninja" - do a search on that term if you will like to see more. Basically it's this nut-job who calls himself bloodninja. He organizes sexting-roleplay sessions with various women. Then he quickly goes completely off the rails. He's so terrible that he's funny in a WTF ??? sort of way. Here's a sample session - there are many more . . . some even crazier than this. Bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you. j_gurli13: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u. Bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure. j_gurli13: haha, ok lets go. j_gurli13: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck. Bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory. j_gurli13: haha, ok, u know that turns me on. j_gurli13: i start unbuttoning ur shirt. Bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts. j_gurli13: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game. Bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f**king charge your ass. j_gurli13: stop, cmon be serious. Bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass. Bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet. j_gurli13: thats it. Bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn. Bloodninja: F**k am I hard now.
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I think in general my tastes run to oral rather than aural. I never could manage sexy talk. I always end up laughing at how ridiculous it sounds, and then start clowning. I just can't take it seriously. Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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4/18/2016 9:09 am |
I'm with you, most definitely a hands on and visual type of lover (also INTJ). Love decent porn and erotic photography. I have written some erotica but it has always been borne from a photo or photos that I really liked and that spurred my imagination. Am not a golf fan what-so-ever, but must say I am a bit intrigued now
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I can't spell even the simple words sumtimes my mind just blanks out leaving me looking plum silly .
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Phone/cam maybe occasionally for relief but otherwise only with the real thing
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your not alone in that.... good thing there is lots of things to visualize out there
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I have never texted, but I can see how a few texts could set the mood for later. I did have a few women that liked to chat on the phone and I did enjoy hearing them cum, but I was more of a listener and just a little spice to what they were already doing. I haven't found anyone to cyber lately, but I do enjoy it if it is creative. We can't always have a partner, so sharing with someone is one step up from masturbation and it is nice to have some sexy company.
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Well I think I can sex chat and weave a good sexual fantasy with anyone, but I prefer to be verbal and with someone while doing it! A story by Lucius8858
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yeah, I'm not so good at that either .....and I'm pretty sure I can find far better uses for my mouth than talking too ...after all there's tits to suck, necks to kiss, and of getting plenty of air in to be enthusiastic
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they need to go together... enhances the whole thing
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