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The Ball Pincher is back....  

secret_lade 49F
14389 posts
10/23/2020 3:53 pm
The Ball Pincher is back....


Today's message said...

Think u could swat a guys balls around?

Depends on what he wants me to swat them with.....

Fly swatter?

Anyway...

Looks like it's going to be another crappy, rainy weekend in. This weather is just killing me. Nothing but rain and gloom...

Sigh...

It's been a while since I got a good drunk on, I'm thinking tomorrow night sounds perfect. The Spawn will be at her dad's so I don't have to argue about what movie to watch next AND I can talk back to the TV without seeing her disapproving scowl from the corner of my eye.

Bonus!

secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
10/24/2020 2:07 pm

    Quoting Suboksoibet20:
    Sometimes it's just part of the kink! You never know how something will affect you.
Apparently... I've always thought that to be such a sensitive area, though.


Suboksoibet20 77M  
5 posts
10/24/2020 1:39 pm

Sometimes it's just part of the kink! You never know how something will affect you.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
10/24/2020 1:35 pm

    Quoting citizen4722:
    The weather forecast over here isn't that great either
    Rain all week-end and more for the rest of next week.
    I've only got three bottles of Bud left in the fridge. Time to stock-up tomorrow.
It's been alternating between rain, freezing rain, and snow today. Great weather for a nice long nap.... And a night in.


citizen4722 66M  
74582 posts
10/24/2020 7:53 am

The weather forecast over here isn't that great either
Rain all week-end and more for the rest of next week.
I've only got three bottles of Bud left in the fridge. Time to stock-up tomorrow.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
10/24/2020 7:52 am

    Quoting pocogato12:
    Come on over- crock pot of chili going, we can make cornbread and talk back to the TV together- Oh I have wine
Yum, chili!! If you lived closer, I'd take you up on that.


pocogato12 71F  
37235 posts
10/24/2020 7:41 am

Come on over- crock pot of chili going, we can make cornbread and talk back to the TV together- Oh I have wine

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secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
10/24/2020 6:06 am

    Quoting KX450F2016:
    trip to vet this morning for me. Then work in the garage & do ebay listings. That is my plan for the weekend!
Your weekend sounds as exciting as mine.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
10/24/2020 5:30 am

    Quoting mc_justmc:
    The g-girls have been here over 2 months without a break, there are so many things I want to say to my tv.
It's hard to keep it in, isn't it... LOL


KX450F2016 55M
193 posts
10/24/2020 5:04 am

trip to vet this morning for me. Then work in the garage & do ebay listings. That is my plan for the weekend!


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
10/24/2020 3:25 am

    Quoting srkaficionada:
    I’ll gladly swap my weather with you. It’s still hot and humid over here and mid 70s. It’s like the climate decided fuck it, let me punish you destructive assholes.
I think you're right.... The weather has just been so out of whack. I'm a little worried to see what this winter is going to be like.


mc_justmc 63M

10/24/2020 3:24 am

The g-girls have been here over 2 months without a break, there are so many things I want to say to my tv.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
10/24/2020 3:23 am

    Quoting jolielaide:
    sounds like the makings of a really great pizza weekend
Yes, I agree! I haven't had pizza in a while!


jolielaide 52F  
1754 posts
10/23/2020 10:15 pm

sounds like the makings of a really great pizza weekend


srkaficionada 70F

10/23/2020 10:07 pm

I’ll gladly swap my weather with you. It’s still hot and humid over here and mid 70s. It’s like the climate decided fuck it, let me punish you destructive assholes.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
10/23/2020 9:24 pm

    Quoting redrockrascal:
    Tell him you only swat his balls with a hammer.
Something tells me... He may like that.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
10/23/2020 8:37 pm

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    Cheers 🍷 🍷 😎 ❗ ⭕
Cheers!


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
10/23/2020 8:36 pm

    Quoting benard69:
    Never drink and TV Remote at the same time...
I'm more concerned about losing the remote during drunk tv time.... It may never be see again. LOL


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
10/23/2020 8:35 pm

    Quoting  :

I'm actually a very responsible drunk person. LOL I don't do any outlandish phone calls or social media posts. The last thing I want to do is embarrass myself.


redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
10/23/2020 8:35 pm

Tell him you only swat his balls with a hammer.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
10/23/2020 8:30 pm

    Quoting  :

It's been a really wet and rainy fall this year.... My facebook reminders keep popping up from years past with sunny pic's and lots of leaves. Our leaves are actually all down now too, as a result of all the rain.


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
10/23/2020 5:47 pm

Cheers 🍷 🍷 😎 ❗ ⭕


benard69 66M/66F  

10/23/2020 5:36 pm

Never drink and TV Remote at the same time...


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
10/23/2020 3:55 pm

TGIF!


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