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secret_lade 49F
14128 posts
7/26/2021 3:33 pm
Let's play a little game.


We'll call it...

Pain Reliever or Laxative??

I was sitting in the break room at lunch today, glasses off,<b> rubbing </font></b>my temples when coworker said to me....

"Are you ok? You look like you've got a headache, I've got some generic Motrin in my purse. Do you need one?"

While I usually turn these types of offers down, I truly trusted this person and knew they were concerned for me and genuinely wanted to help.

My head was killing me, so I happily accepted the offer.

I held out my hand and she placed a couple of pills in my palm as we started chatting about weekend plans and whether or not we were ever going to be fully staffed.

Odd......

I looked down at my palm expecting the generic Motrin to look more like.... Motrin. Instead of little orange tablets I was holding little white ones.

Finally deciding it was just my eyes playing tricks on me without my glasses on, I tossed the pills into my mouth and swallowed them down with a gulp of water.

"Oh, don't take those! I think I accidentally gave you laxatives!"

She was holding two pill containers in her hand. One was a generic brand Motrin, one was name brand Motrin.

"Wait... What?!?"

Yep, you guessed it. For some reason she had put a couple of laxatives in the name brand Motrin bottle and tossed it into her purse. I swallowed down not one, but TWO laxatives on my lunch at work.

Yah... This is the absolute fucking reason I don't take stuff given to me by other people!

"Oh no, you already took them."

You could hear a pin drop in that room.

"Fantastic. I've always wanted to shit my brains out in the public restrooms at work. Everyone else does, why shouldn't I?? This is going to be an interesting afternoon."

As luck would have it, I managed to make it through the rest of the work day unscathed....

I'm still waiting for the inevitable shit storm to to rear it's ugly head.

Wish me luck!

KX450F2016 55M
193 posts
8/7/2021 7:04 pm

OMG! I have been away too long!


69ereatwetpussy 61M
6774 posts
7/29/2021 4:24 am

Yes I have to agree that eating out add up
You can save and what you want
Other guy thing it's a free meal


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
7/28/2021 5:58 pm

    Quoting citizen4722:
    I could have done with those laxatives! I've been taking co-dydromol tablets for the pain in my legs....they gave me constipation
    Good luck! What I need is a good dump!
Apple cider vinegar will cure that! Tablespoon a day for a few days....


citizen4722 66M  
74582 posts
7/28/2021 1:17 pm

I could have done with those laxatives! I've been taking co-dydromol tablets for the pain in my legs....they gave me constipation
Good luck! What I need is a good dump!


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
7/27/2021 3:16 pm

    Quoting mc_justmc:
    ooooops! public pooping WITH a headache!!!
We all know how I feel about public pooping.... amp; Egads....


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
7/27/2021 3:15 pm

    Quoting  :

Oh my.... LOL Everything did come out ok in the end!


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
7/27/2021 3:14 pm

    Quoting  :

It wasn't as bad as I have envisioned... Thank God!


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
7/27/2021 3:11 pm

    Quoting CL_Love:
    I think the funniest two words of this post were "shit storm"...hope it wasn't too awful. That totally sucks, but glad it wasn't any worse.
I've had better experiences... LOL


CL_Love 51M/50F
425 posts
7/27/2021 9:32 am

I think the funniest two words of this post were "shit storm"...hope it wasn't too awful. That totally sucks, but glad it wasn't any worse.


mc_justmc 63M

7/27/2021 4:05 am

ooooops! public pooping WITH a headache!!!


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
7/27/2021 3:54 am

Yep!


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
7/27/2021 3:53 am

    Quoting 69ereatwetpussy:
    Well maybe you luck out .
    Did you headache go away lololol.

    We had a pouch thief at work . Could not catch him.
    But he like one person sandwich so we but exlac in sandwich .
    Then my coworkers took boots and work pants suffering them but them in the three stalls and locked the door and we wanted.
    Sure enough we seen the guy run for the bathroom. We followed he was begging to get into a stall. We knew now who been eating our lunches. So did he.
I despise lunch thieves! That's the worst type of thievery.... Some people pack a lunch because they don't have the means to buy their lunch every day!


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
7/27/2021 3:51 am

    Quoting Brownie202:
    Omg. Glad you made it home. Hopefully it will work before you go back to work. Whenever I use one empty bottle for something else I always put a label with what it is on it. Or he's a plastic container with a label for what it is. Only use bottles that I can take off the originally label. Unless I use a small container.
I very rarely take pills for anything, I don't ever take them out of their original containers. I can see how it might be a little embarrassing to whip out a bottle of laxatives at work, but you should at least remember which bottle you put them into!


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
7/27/2021 3:48 am

    Quoting lickeyzsplit:
    OMFG !!! Speechless ! What do you say to someone who gives you laxatives instead of headache pills ? How in the world ?? I also don't take pills from other people now i'm really sure not too ! Good luck weathering the imminent storm Hope the pills are a mild version! Hope all is well ! I just had to laugh thru reading your story !!! Sorry but wow !! Speechless !! Goodluck
I was thinking the same thing!! They had to have been a mild form as it wasn't a gut wrenching. life or death experience when the time came. But I will never, ever, ever again accept anything given to me by anyone. Lesson learned!


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
7/27/2021 3:42 am

    Quoting pagancountrygirl:
    "Take two. They're small."
    So she did.
    Good thing there's not currently a shortage of toilet tissue.
Ha ha ha.... Yes! Thankfully!!


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
7/27/2021 3:41 am

    Quoting New2Midlo:
    Wow, that's a new one! How does one mistake laxatives for motrin?

    Has tonight been the longest symphony on record with numerous movements?

    Hopefully, you charged your phone when you got home.
Thankfully, it ended up not being quite as bad as I had been expecting. It wasn't wonderful, but I also wasn't stuck sitting on a toilet for 2 hours wishing to just die.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
7/27/2021 3:38 am

    Quoting boobwhisperer69:
    I'm sorry!! I had to laugh!!! Well her nick-name going forward will have to be Shit-For-Brains!!!
Every time I see her, I will now be thinking 'Shit-for-Brains'. Thanks for that. LOL


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
7/27/2021 3:37 am

    Quoting allgud69xxx:
    “Pain reliever. Or Laxative?” With the game-show craze on the T.V. these days, would this be the next great one? Of course, it actually sounds like one of those odd Japanese game shows. But, hey, as long as you get the credit for it. And, the cash (am I right?).

    Hopefully you managed to avoid the worst of the inevitable shit storm. I guess there’s a lesson here - probably something about taking “candy” from anyone, strangers or not. The good news is tomorrow will almost certainly be better. Mostly because it’d be difficult for it not to be? Only one to find out, though … good luck …
I did manage to avoid the worst of it, it ended up not being quite as bad as I had envisioned. Thank God! And, I have seen some of those Japanese Game shows... Crazy! This could fit right in along those ranks!


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
7/27/2021 3:34 am

    Quoting ltrskr:
    Yep, Good nick-name: Only a "Shit-For-Brains" would mix pills in the same bottle!
Ha ha ha! Yes, same bottle!!


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
7/27/2021 3:33 am

    Quoting jajo696:
    Looking on the bright side...sometimes we get headaches because of constipation. So...maybe her ' help' knocked out two birds with one ( or two ) tablets. Jus sayinnnnnnn ~

    lol
Headache didn't go away..... LOL I think I was just tired, I ended up waking up in the middle of the night and I felt pretty good after I woke up. I fell asleep early last night so it threw off my whole sleep schedule.


Unzipmeslowly51 54M

7/27/2021 3:01 am

Oh dear😀😀😁😂x


jajo696 113F
4287 posts
7/27/2021 1:14 am

Looking on the bright side...sometimes we get headaches because of constipation. So...maybe her ' help' knocked out two birds with one ( or two ) tablets. Jus sayinnnnnnn ~

lol


ltrskr 75M

7/26/2021 11:47 pm

    Quoting boobwhisperer69:
    I'm sorry!! I had to laugh!!! Well her nick-name going forward will have to be Shit-For-Brains!!!
Yep, Good nick-name: Only a "Shit-For-Brains" would mix pills in the same bottle!


allgud69xxx 50M
502 posts
7/26/2021 9:38 pm

“Pain reliever. Or Laxative?” With the game-show craze on the T.V. these days, would this be the next great one? Of course, it actually sounds like one of those odd Japanese game shows. But, hey, as long as you get the credit for it. And, the cash (am I right?).

Hopefully you managed to avoid the worst of the inevitable shit storm. I guess there’s a lesson here - probably something about taking “candy” from anyone, strangers or not. The good news is tomorrow will almost certainly be better. Mostly because it’d be difficult for it not to be? Only one to find out, though … good luck …

-- allgud69xxx

Yeah ... that's right ... I went there ..
Wanna msg, but can't - my Postbox blog Another way to say hi my Postbox


boobwhisperer69 61M  
8322 posts
7/26/2021 9:32 pm

I'm sorry!! I had to laugh!!! Well her nick-name going forward will have to be Shit-For-Brains!!!


New2Midlo 54M
1075 posts
7/26/2021 6:30 pm

Wow, that's a new one! How does one mistake laxatives for motrin?

Has tonight been the longest symphony on record with numerous movements?

Hopefully, you charged your phone when you got home.


pagancountrygirl 66F
6466 posts
7/26/2021 6:06 pm

"Take two. They're small."
So she did.
Good thing there's not currently a shortage of toilet tissue.

Pagan
Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!


lickeyzsplit 61M
1516 posts
7/26/2021 5:24 pm

OMFG !!! Speechless ! What do you say to someone who gives you laxatives instead of headache pills ? How in the world ?? I also don't take pills from other people now i'm really sure not too ! Good luck weathering the imminent storm Hope the pills are a mild version! Hope all is well ! I just had to laugh thru reading your story !!! Sorry but wow !! Speechless !! Goodluck


Brownie202 67F  
2680 posts
7/26/2021 5:19 pm

Omg. Glad you made it home. Hopefully it will work before you go back to work. Whenever I use one empty bottle for something else I always put a label with what it is on it. Or he's a plastic container with a label for what it is. Only use bottles that I can take off the originally label. Unless I use a small container.

Humans are the most dangerous animals on earth.

If only animals had the ability to know when to keep away from us humans they would be better off.


69ereatwetpussy 61M
6774 posts
7/26/2021 5:11 pm

Well maybe you luck out .
Did you headache go away lololol.

We had a pouch thief at work . Could not catch him.
But he like one person sandwich so we but exlac in sandwich .
Then my coworkers took boots and work pants suffering them but them in the three stalls and locked the door and we wanted.
Sure enough we seen the guy run for the bathroom. We followed he was begging to get into a stall. We knew now who been eating our lunches. So did he.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
7/26/2021 3:34 pm

We'll call it...

Pain Reliever or Laxative??

I was sitting in the break room at lunch today, glasses off, rubbing my temples when coworker said to me....

"Are you ok? You look like you've got a headache, I've got some generic Motrin in my purse. Do you need one?"

While I usually turn these types of offers down, I truly trusted this person and knew they were concerned for me and genuinely wanted to help.

My head was killing me, so I happily accepted the offer.

I held out my hand and she placed a couple of pills in my palm as we started chatting about weekend plans and whether or not we were ever going to be fully staffed.

Odd......

I looked down at my palm expecting the generic Motrin to look more like.... Motrin. Instead of little orange tablets I was holding little white ones.

Finally deciding it was just my eyes playing tricks on me without my glasses on, I tossed the pills into my mouth and swallowed them down with a gulp of water.

"Oh, don't take those! I think I accidentally gave you laxatives!"

She was holding two pill containers in her hand. One was a generic brand Motrin, one was name brand Motrin.

"Wait... What?!?"

Yep, you guessed it. For some reason she had put a couple of laxatives in the name brand Motrin bottle and tossed it into her purse. I swallowed down not one, but TWO laxatives on my lunch at work.

Yah... This is the absolute fucking reason I don't take stuff given to me by other people!

"Oh no, you already took them."

You could hear a pin drop in that room.

"Fantastic. I've always wanted to shit my brains out in the public restrooms at work. Everyone else does, why shouldn't I?? This is going to be an interesting afternoon."

As luck would have it, I managed to make it through the rest of the work day unscathed....

I'm still waiting for the inevitable shit storm to to rear it's ugly head.

Wish me luck!


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