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On Today's episode of 'Cooking with Secret_Lade'....
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On Today's episode of 'Cooking with Secret_Lade'.... Secret_lade and the Spawn are cooking in the kitchen. "Mom!! You're on fire!!" I had been chopping up green onions to be cooked with the ground pork and now held the cutting board above the pan of ground pork. "What are you talking about?" "Aaah! You're on fire!" Glancing down, the rope on the handle of the cutting board was indeed on fire. "Holy shit!" Out of instinct, I immediately started blowing on the damn thing trying to blow it out. "You're not going to blow it out Mom! Put it in the sink!!" "Oh My God!" Turning on the faucet, I held the rope the stream and let the fire go . "Who does that?!? Who puts something like a flammable rope on a cooking tool???" "Bed Bath and Beyond, that's who." We both burst laughing, a tiny sizzle sound was now coming from the rope. Nothing screams family bonding moment quite like green onions and kitchen fires! |
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"Oh My God!"
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I think you mean "melts", not "bonds".
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I use to have a cooking with me segment on fb, where I documented my cooking adventures or as some would say, testing the smoke alarms, best product to remove spaghetti sauce from the ceiling.....
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No harm, no foul...and a memory your daughter will carry for the rest of her life!
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Last time, and only time, there was a small fire in my home - a duvet burning - everyone was screaming and doing nothing. I had to run in pour water over the duvet. 
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Talking about "if you can't stand the heat in the kitchen". Glad the small fire didn't turn into a blazing inferno. By the way, what was it you were cooking up "Chef Surprise?"
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I love kitchen bonding. Have you ever had a REAL fire; one where ya gotta yank out the fire extinguisher? 🤔 I hope ya never have one of those, but it scared the crap outta me... and put a very interesting black, wavy mural on my ceiling. I'll clean it up... one day. 👍😊
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At least it wasn't a pan that had grease in it. So what time is dinner?
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We love your self deprecating humour.
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You two ought to have your own cookery show on T.V. It'll be hilarious I'm not making the meatballs, you make the meatballs. Ew, no! I'm not touching raw meat. Mom. You're 47 years old. I think it's about time you touch raw meat.
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You two ought to have your own cookery show on T.V. It'll be hilarious 
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We love your self deprecating humour.
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At least it wasn't a pan that had grease in it. So what time is dinner? We have two lives, and the second begins when we realise we have only one - Confucious
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I love kitchen bonding. Have you ever had a REAL fire; one where ya gotta yank out the fire extinguisher? 🤔 I hope ya never have one of those, but it scared the crap outta me... and put a very interesting black, wavy mural on my ceiling. I'll clean it up... one day. 👍😊 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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11/24/2021 7:09 am |
Talking about "if you can't stand the heat in the kitchen". Glad the small fire didn't turn into a blazing inferno. By the way, what was it you were cooking up "Chef Surprise?"
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Last time, and only time, there was a small fire in my home - a duvet burning - everyone was screaming and doing nothing. I had to run in pour water over the duvet.
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No harm, no foul...and a memory your daughter will carry for the rest of her life!
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I use to have a cooking with me segment on fb, where I documented my cooking adventures or as some would say, testing the smoke alarms, best product to remove spaghetti sauce from the ceiling.....
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11/24/2021 3:34 am |
I think you mean "melts", not "bonds".
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Thanks
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"Oh My God!" goodbuddy781
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Maybe they need to change the name to Bed, Bath and Flambé
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But on the plus side the monthly family fire drill is completed...(Grins)
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at least yo didn't have to call the professionals. "family bonding" green onions, fire and makeup!!!! Have fun , do be safe..we don't want to see on on the 11 Pm news..
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Looks well done. Maybe next time go for medium rare?
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Maybe they need to change the name to Bed, Bath and Flambé My name is MrWrong and I approved this comment
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11/23/2021 8:41 pm |
But on the plus side the monthly family fire drill is completed...(Grins)
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at least yo didn't have to call the professionals. "family bonding" green onions, fire and makeup!!!! Have fun , do be safe..we don't want to see on on the 11 Pm news.. Stop by at lonlyforlove2 also see Lunch with Lonly , we get snow tomorrow Check my blog on New Community, "A photo of my big Pecker" also, " My Sunday afternoon with the kids'
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Looks well done. Maybe next time go for medium rare? Pagan  Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!
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Secret_lade and the Spawn are cooking in the kitchen. "Mom!! You're on fire!!" I had been chopping up green onions to be cooked with the ground pork and now held the cutting board above the pan of ground pork. "What are you talking about?" "Aaah! You're on fire!" Glancing down, the rope on the handle of the cutting board was indeed on fire. "Holy shit!" Out of instinct, I immediately started blowing on the damn thing trying to blow it out. "You're not going to blow it out Mom! Put it in the sink!!" "Oh My God!" Turning on the faucet, I held the rope under the stream and let the fire go out. "Who does that?!? Who puts something like a flammable rope on a cooking tool???" "Bed Bath and Beyond, that's who." We both burst out laughing, a tiny little sizzle sound was now coming from the rope. Nothing screams family bonding moment quite like green onions and kitchen fires!
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