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Use it or Lose it!!??  

Melbass55 61F
117 posts
2/26/2020 9:19 pm
Use it or Lose it!!??

OMG...I think I may have discovered this rare disease on BBWMatchMate!! But...it only affects humans with 2 balls, a dick and half a brain...(ladies, you're safe...phew!)...it's called "Sex-citis"....and...its contagious!!! Apparently what happens is...instead of neurons firing in the brain when a guy is stimulated by a woman on here...the neurons from the dick are fired up...so...when he goes to chat with a woman...its actually his dick thats doing the talking...(following me so far?). So...after they finish chatting... and this of course is after he says "i'll text u tomorrow"... ( because during their whole conversation he's begging to meet...but...they decide to plan something)...and he goes to sleep. Only to wake up the next morning with??? Yup...you guessed it...SEX-CITIS!! Because now...he's actually remembering what his dick told her the night before, but, his brain is saying...run away dickhead!! Did you forget that you don't actually like having sex??? That your afraid of women?? Your dick THINKS it knows what to do with a woman...but your brain is a scared little girl. I think you can have surgery to fix the problem...its called a "Sex-ectomy"! Really...they just have to go in and "snip" the nerve that connects the dick to the brain...( it prevents the neurons from firing and keeps the dick from over-heating...if you know what I mean...lol). Some even claim that the other half of the brain can actually start working again!! ( Well what do you know... a twofer!!) Of course...there's always those annoying little side effects...like limp dick...or...you know...the possibility of it just falling off one day as your walking down the street...( or..maybe in your hand...lol). But, that only affects a small percentage of the population. Lets face it...you really didn't need it cause you weren't using it anyway...remember???

notsure1949 75M
10657 posts
2/27/2020 6:30 am

 some people do use their head instead of the head of the dick. there is more to a person than just having a average or big dick. it is always better to get to know someone first and then if mutually agreed upon, the dick can get put to use.


Melbass55 replies on 2/27/2020 7:35 pm:
I agree...they need to start using the right head.

Hawkfan533333 34M
688 posts
2/27/2020 7:58 am

 Have they discovered a vaccine to prevent the spreading of this disease? I don't want to catch it, and become a sacred little girl I'm surprised the news isn't covering this yet. Thank you for the heads up. Wait a minute, I googled it, and found its not contagious, and I'm symptom free. Thank god! What a great rant!
Feel free to message my private mailbox


Melbass55 replies on 2/27/2020 7:36 pm:
Thank God your good!! Thanks!

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