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The Banker's Balls  

Weeload2 60M
429 posts
12/1/2021 5:07 am
The Banker's Balls

A old lady went into the bank of Canada one day carrying a bag of . She insisted that she must speak with the president of the bank to open a savings account because ".. it's a lot of ". After much hemming and hawing, the bank staff finally ushered her into the president's office. The bank president then asked how much she would like to .

She replied "$5,000.00" and dumped the bag of out on the president's desThe president of coarse curious how she had come by all this , so he asked "Ma'am I am surprised you are carrying so much around, where did you get this ?" The old lady replied "I make bets." He then asked "Bets.. what kind of bets ?" The old woman said "Well for example I wil lbet you $25,000.00 that your balls are square." "Ha" laughed the president "That's a stupid bet. You can never win that kind of bet."

The old lady challenged "So would you like take my bet ?" "Sure," said the president, "I'll bet $25,000.00 that my balls are not square." The old lady then said "Ok, but since there is so much involved, may I bring my lawer with me tomorrow at :00 AM as a witness ?" "Sure" replied the president. That night he bacame very nervous about the bet and and spent a long time in front of a mirror checking his balls, turning from side side, again and again. He thoroughly checked them out until he sure that absolutely no way his balls were square and that he would win the bet.

The next morning at precisely :00 AM the old lady appeared with her lawer at the president's office. She introduced her lawer and repeated the bet. "$25,000.00 says the president's balls are square." The president agreed with the bet once again and the old lady asked him if he would drop his pants so she could see. The old lady peered closely at them and asked if she could feel them. "Well, ok" said the president, $25,000.00 is a lot of so I guess you should be absolutely sure."

Just then he noticed the lawer banging his head against the wall. The president asked the old lady, "What the hell is the matter with your lawer ?" She replied "Nothing except I bet him $0, 000.00 that at a after :00 AM today that I would have the president of the bank of Canada's balls in my hand."



~Wee~


𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦


Weeload2 60M
1104 posts
12/1/2021 5:07 am

A little old lady went into the bank of Canada one day carrying a bag of money. She insisted that she must speak with the president of the bank to open a savings account because ".. it's a lot of money". After much hemming and hawing, the bank staff finally ushered her into the presidents office. The bank president then asked how much money she would like to deposit.

She replied "$165, 000.00" and dumped the bag of cash out on the president's desk.The president was of coarse curious how she had come by all this cash, so he asked "Ma'am I am surprised you are carrying so much cash around, where did you get this money ?" The old lady replied "I make bets." He then asked "Bets.. what kind of bets ?" The old woman said "Well for example I wil lbet you $25, 000.00 that your balls are square." "Ha" laughed the president "That's a stupid bet. You can never win that kind of bet."

The pld lady challenged "So would yo ulike to take my bet ?" "Sure," said the president, "I'll bet $25,000.00 that my balls are not square." The little old lady then said "Ok, but since there is so much money involved, may I bring my lawer with me tomorrow at 10:00 AM as a witness ?" "Sure" replied the president. That night he bacame very nervous about the bet and and spent a long time in front of a mirror checking his balls, turning from side to side, again and again. He thoroughly checked them out until he was sure that there was absolutely no way his balls were square and that he would win the bet.

The next morning at precisely 10:00 AM the little old lady appeared with her lawer at the president's office. She introduced her lawer and repeated the bet. "$25,000.00 says the president's balls are square." The president agreed with the bet once again and the little old lady asked him if he would drop his pants so she could see. The little old lady peered closely at them and asked if she could feel them. "Well, ok" said the president, $25,000.00 is a lot of money so I guess you should be absolutely sure."

Just then he noticed the lawer was banging his head against the wall. The president asked the little old lady, "What the hell is the matter with your lawer ?" She replied "Nothing except I bet him $100, 000.00 that at a little after 10:00 AM today that I would have the president of the bank of Canada's balls in my hand."

𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦


Weeload2 60M
1104 posts
12/1/2021 6:32 am

    Quoting  :

I kind of wondered if you would like because of the Canadian bank or because of balls.. hmmmm lol

𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦


Weeload2 60M
1104 posts
12/1/2021 8:50 am

    Quoting  :

Grab them by the balls !! hahaha

𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦


SilverFoxMark66 69M
286 posts
12/1/2021 11:04 am

Could that be described as "spread betting". LoL? I was half expecting it to be the old joke about a bet for her parking slot, i.e. "Where can you find a parking slot so close to town centre?", keep them cumming please, many thanks


Weeload2 60M
1104 posts
12/1/2021 1:41 pm

    Quoting SilverFoxMark66:
    Could that be described as "spread betting". LoL? I was half expecting it to be the old joke about a bet for her parking slot, i.e. "Where can you find a parking slot so close to town centre?", keep them cumming please, many thanks
Hahaha.. yeah the ending caught me off guard too !

𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦


LadiesR2B1rst 60M  
2735 posts
12/1/2021 2:07 pm

Lol. That is one wise "Little Old Lady". Thanks for the laugh.


PonyGirl1965 58F
22090 posts
12/2/2021 12:13 am

Smart lady! LOLOL


Weeload2 60M
1104 posts
12/2/2021 3:27 am

    Quoting LadiesR2B1rst:
    Lol. That is one wise "Little Old Lady". Thanks for the laugh.
It makes me wonder what else she bet on to make $165,000.000

𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦


Weeload2 60M
1104 posts
12/2/2021 3:28 am

... and th ebanker had to check in the mirror to make sure they weren't square !!

𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦


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