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The REAL Christmas Story  

miserable2019 77M  
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12/7/2021 6:49 am
The REAL Christmas Story


You can share this story but don't claim it as your own because it came out of my twisted mind.
Well it's that time of year and the dirty rumors start. I know the truth! I got it right from the elf's mouth. Most people believe the movie versions about Santa and the elves, well that's crap! Santa's not so jolly and the elves are NOT . Dwarf's, midget's or little people whatever you want to them are the elves and they are just like us only shorter. So I met one in a bar on the island of St. John in January a few years ago. He seemed like a good sport so I bought him a few drinks and he became a little drunk and loose lipped. We moved to a table near the back away from the crowd and once he started talking I couldn't shut him up. It seems the elves get their vacation in January or February after the busy season. He said he really shouldn't be telling me this because they all have to sign NDA's, but he just HAD to tell someone! He told me and I'm going to tell you and we'll keep the secret. The elves do ALL the work including taking care of Mrs. Claus with a wink! I suspected the elves did all the work but I didn't know they had to service Mrs. Claus too It seems that dear old Santa drinks way too much and can't get it up for the Mrs. Santa's drunk and passed out so the elves have to go service Mrs. Claus and she is quite randy needing 3 to 5 elves at a time. Santa suspects nothing because he's in an<b> alcohol </font></b>haze. Boy oh boy I never would have suspected any of this but a REAL ELF was telling me !!!! The day before Christmas Santa stops drinking and concentrates on the business at hand, the delivery of toys for the good . So now he's all business and sober. He's way to busy for the Mrs. and the elves are afraid of getting caught so Mrs. Claus has to go without for a few days...................the exciting conclusion will cum in a bit.........check back

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