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Melbass55 57F  
100 posts
2/5/2020 6:34 pm
Say Cheese!!

I was just wondering...how many "dick pics" does it take to make a whole dick?? And is it really necessary to take that one close up?? ( If I wanted to see pics of every man's penis up close and personal...I would have become a urologist.) I swear...I was looking at one guys profile the other night, and he had 33 pics posted. So...I clicked on the first one...dick pic...second one...dick pic...third one...dick pic...etc.. ( well...you get the gist of this). No lie...every pic on his profile was a dick pic!!! And, if that wasn't bad enough...I think he got every angle imaginable!! Why??? I don't know whether to be dumbfounded or impressed!? Do you think he used a "selfie stick" to get to those hard to reach places? Or...is it just imagination running amok? Maybe he's just flexible like that! It's kind of funny...because...almost every guy that I have chatted with on this site claim that they suck at taking selfies..( which they do). But, when it comes to taking that "dick pic" ...they become experts!! They can take the most perfect shot of their junk...but can't seem to get that phone above their waistline! It's like there's an invisible fence preventing them from reaching their face. Again...why??? We know you have one! The jig is up!! It's just 2 feet north of your dick...easy peasy! Just move your arm up slowly...you'll find it...we know you can...we have faith in you! After all...the penis isn't what defines a man...is it?

NJGUY08090 53M
2883 posts
2/5/2020 6:40 pm

I must be strange even for this bunch. I have no desire to have my penis photographed. Please take a little time to get to know me and I'm sure I will gladly allow you to take a peek or if you desire a good long look. Photos are just so cold and impersonal

Melbass55 replies on 2/5/2020 7:01 pm:
Angle and lighting are key!! LOL Did we chat before?

thikhead 62M
2471 posts
2/5/2020 7:00 pm

i agree, and yet,
many womens profile pics are tits and pussy shots,
although maybe not as many as men and dics, but still . . .

Melbass55 replies on 2/6/2020 6:46 am:
Oh,,,I don't doubt that...but I also don't look at women.

11444 posts
2/5/2020 7:04 pm

Hey, Mel.

*That's Funny Shit*

Have A Wonderful Evening!!


Melbass55 replies on 2/6/2020 6:46 am:

JustLookn439 54M
484 posts
2/5/2020 7:29 pm

Well I can't speak for him, but for my part, I try to show as much of my body including my cock...but without the face. I wouldn't post my face on THIS site if it were the only way to get a woman to view my profile. It is too easy for people to right click copy and paste any pic they want...or use the snipping tool. Next thing you're all over the internet, facebook, you get the idea.
However, I DO have face pics for those I have chosen to meet.

Melbass55 replies on 2/6/2020 6:49 am:
Do you get women?

h4rry66 53M
1915 posts
2/5/2020 9:47 pm

I have 75 beautiful, but a fair number of them are above the waist. Have a lovely day x

Melbass55 replies on 2/6/2020 6:52 am:
You must be so proud!

Koffla 63M
55742 posts
2/5/2020 10:03 pm

Some people are defined by their penis.

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Check me out @ Welcome To The Dark Side

notsure1949 70M
9443 posts
2/6/2020 7:55 am

may have to do some removal, had been said i have too many

travellerabc123 50M
3726 posts
2/7/2020 6:21 am

You are very funny. I always liked your profile, but since I have discovered your blog it's so much better. Would love to chat sometime.

Embrace the suck

Melbass55 replies on 2/8/2020 7:45 pm:
Thank u...message me.

s2ndegree 61M  
9670 posts
2/13/2020 8:42 pm

Isn't it the best way not to associate oneself with such
a taboo subject as sex.It's a scary thought to a lot of people.
I don't think they're afraid someone will recognise them
and say,"hey look there's so and so.He must like sex."
So it must be more like,"Hey there's so and so he must be
desperate for sex,look he's on the internet!

Using more than all the road!

Sean14151415 40M  
8 posts
2/17/2020 6:53 am


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