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Hot flashes
Posted:Jun 20, 2010 8:11 pm
Last Updated:Jan 11, 2016 6:38 pm
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I'm winding down in my hotel room (sadly alone) while away on business. I'm watching a spectacular thunderstorm moving along the horizon. It would be remarkable to open the curtains wide to allow the electric blue flashes to reveal the shapes of two bodies upon the bed, couch or floor.
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Hot and Wet
Posted:Jun 1, 2010 3:05 pm
Last Updated:Jun 1, 2010 9:04 pm
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One way to become the title of this post is to get caught 5 miles into a 10 mile bike ride...

...by the rain.

I didn't say this was the preferred method.

Prof
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Burn baby burn
Posted:May 29, 2010 5:25 am
Last Updated:Jan 11, 2016 6:38 pm
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Ok, so maybe mowing the lawn took a little too long for being shirtless for the first time this summer. Anyone got some aloe? Ouch.

Prof
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Sexy ur no
Posted:May 16, 2010 12:17 pm
Last Updated:May 26, 2010 11:55 am
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I think I just did something extraordinarily sexy, 3 loads of laundry, vacuumed upstairs and down including all the corners and baseboards, unloaded/ran/reloaded the dishwasher and put together a a casserole to go in the oven later. All this while dressed like Charlie from Two and a half Men. What do you think ladies? Does that do it for you?

Prof
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Jackin'
Posted:May 8, 2010 6:41 am
Last Updated:Jan 11, 2016 6:39 pm
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I guess I get to play lumberjack today. The wet snow tore a large branch off a tree and ripped some rain gutter from the garage. Hope I look good in a plaid flannel shirt.

Prof
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Women over 40
Posted:Apr 1, 2010 6:39 pm
Last Updated:Sep 8, 2019 6:17 am
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Woman over 40
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In case you missed it on 60 Minutes, this is what Andy Rooney thinks about women over 40:
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As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Here are just a few reasons why:
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, 'What are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think.

If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.

Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.

Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated.

Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.

Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.

Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart,
well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in
yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress.

Ladies, I apologize.

For all those men who say, 'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?', here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

Andy Rooney is a really smart guy!
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FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS!
Posted:Mar 24, 2010 4:52 am
Last Updated:Mar 25, 2010 7:17 pm
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FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS!

Except that one where you're naked in church.
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Fresh meat
Posted:Jan 18, 2010 5:50 pm
Last Updated:Jan 11, 2016 6:34 pm
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Red meat is not bad for you

Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.
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Limber?
Posted:Jan 12, 2010 2:56 pm
Last Updated:Jan 23, 2010 10:50 am
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With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person, which almost went unnoticed last week. Larry LaPrise, the man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey", died peacefully at age 93. The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in. And then the trouble started.
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Stolen Kisses
Posted:Jan 9, 2010 8:46 am
Last Updated:Jan 23, 2010 10:51 am
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I have kleptomania,

but when it gets bad,

I take something for it.

Prof10001
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So Sad...
Posted:Apr 9, 2009 5:20 pm
Last Updated:Jan 11, 2016 6:35 pm
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What if you threw an orgy and no one cam...?

Prof
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Way Hot!
Posted:Mar 13, 2009 6:47 pm
Last Updated:Mar 14, 2009 8:58 am
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Dinner was just the right hot...made a steak stir-fry.

The fireplace is glowing...nice dry oak burning slow and hot.

Sitting here alone...lots of potential hot.

Sigh...

Prof
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One sore ass...
Posted:Mar 12, 2009 7:35 pm
Last Updated:Jan 11, 2016 6:35 pm
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So.........you remember that icy driveway I mentioned. Well despite shuffling down it like a 90 year old to get the mail I still fell on my ass. It was one of those instantaneous things, one moment your vertical the next your not. And not in that positive manner of moving from vertical to horizontal. Sigh, I want spring...or sex.

Prof
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