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The Farmer's Wife  

Weeload2 59M
537 posts
12/23/2021 4:36 am
The Farmer's Wife

A farmer got home after a long day of working in the fields and feeling mighty horny. He went to his wife and asked her if she felt like a roll in the hay.

His wife replied, "No Michael, our will be home from school any minute now."

"So what ?"Michael replied, "We can just turn on the dishwasher and he won't hear a peep."

She replied, "No way Michael," and that was that.

Michael got frustrated and decided to go take a ride on his tractor to let off some steam.

By the time their had gotten home, the wife had changed her mind. She asked her to go out to his father and tell him to come home and turn on the dishwasher.

The went out and told the farmer what the mother had said.

Michael replied, "Tell your mother that it's too late. I already did the dishes by hand !"



~Wee~


π•‹π•™π•’π•Ÿπ•œπ•€ 𝕗𝕠𝕣 π•“π•–π•šπ•Ÿπ•˜ π•ͺ𝕠𝕦


Weeload2 59M
1104 posts
12/23/2021 4:37 am

A farmer got home after a long day of working in the fields and was feeling mighty horny. He went to his wife and asked her if she felt like a roll in the hay.

His wife replied, "No Michael, our son will be home from school any minute now."

"So what ?"Michael replied, "We can just turn on the dishwasher and he won’t hear a peep."

She replied, "No way Michael," and that was that.

Michael got frustrated and decided to go take a ride on his tractor to let off some steam.

By the time their son had gotten home, the wife had changed her mind. She asked her son to go out to his father and tell him to come home and turn on the dishwasher.

The son went out and told the farmer what the mother had said.

Michael replied, "Tell your mother that it’s too late. I already did the dishes by hand !"

~Wee~


π•‹π•™π•’π•Ÿπ•œπ•€ 𝕗𝕠𝕣 π•“π•–π•šπ•Ÿπ•˜ π•ͺ𝕠𝕦


Bajaclipper 70M
1 post
12/23/2021 5:04 am

yeah Buddy!!!


Weeload2 replies on 12/24/2021 4:25 am:

author51 59F  
130010 posts
12/23/2021 5:21 am

I love that one Hun. Thanks always for my morning giggles Guitar Man.xoxo


Weeload2 replies on 12/24/2021 4:25 am:
It was a good one !!

spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
12/23/2021 6:49 am

Doing the dishes by hand is no fun!


Weeload2 replies on 12/24/2021 4:26 am:
I would prefer help with dishes too

dpguy1957 65M
501 posts
12/23/2021 8:05 am

great joke, thanks


Weeload2 replies on 12/24/2021 4:27 am:
Thanks for chiming in !!

jc_powerman 61M  
254 posts
12/23/2021 8:40 am

Lol, some times the hand method must be used 🀣


Weeload2 replies on 12/24/2021 4:27 am:
When all else fails, do it manually..

EnigmaInitiative 54F  
6054 posts
12/23/2021 10:20 am

Bwahahahahahaha

too funny

I'm glad your trip went well.

This week's HNW: Pink/Hearts (Or Chocolate) is available on the other side.


Weeload2 replies on 12/24/2021 4:28 am:
It sure did... have a good Christmas !

kinkyblackwife 49M/47F  
54 posts
12/23/2021 10:23 am

Merry Christmas!


Weeload2 replies on 12/24/2021 4:29 am:
Thank you.... you have a Merry Christmas also

countryqueen1 72F

12/23/2021 11:03 am

Good one!! Merry Christmas


Weeload2 replies on 12/24/2021 4:30 am:
Thank you, It made me laugh too.. have a merry Christmas

PonyGirl1965 56F  
22090 posts
12/23/2021 11:51 pm

LMAO


Weeload2 replies on 12/24/2021 4:31 am:
I can hear you giggle from here !

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