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Jokes archive Part 7
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Posted:Nov 2, 2008 9:11 pm
Last Updated:Jul 22, 2014 3:40 am
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Jokes archive Part 7
Before and after marriage
This joke only started while after you finished reading d
last line..so, be patient!
Brilliant conversation
Before marriage read below:
He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Yes!
She: Will you hit me?
He: No way! I'm not such kind of person!
She: Can I trust you? <-----This's d 2nd line!!
He: Yes.
******* OK!! AFTER MARRIAGE WHAT YOU SHOULD DO !! ***********
Now after the marriage you can read it from below to top start with second last line  !!!!
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P/S: If you still don't understand what I mean as from below to up, then I am sorry u gotta figure it out by yourself. Or..just skip this and go to other joke archive!!
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Jokes archive Part 5 :local joke
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Posted:Oct 15, 2008 11:42 pm
Last Updated:Jul 22, 2014 3:39 am
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Jokes archive Part 5 :local joke
Made in Japan very good!(local joke)
A Japanese man was in a hurry to go to the KLIA airport,
so he took a Proton taxi. The taxi driver took his sweet
time driving within the speed limit but the Jap was getting
impatient.
A Toyota Camry overtook the taxi.....zoom....
Jap : Look ...look ... Toyota !! ...very fast!!!
made in Japan !Proton...no good....made in M'sia.
Driver: yah....
After a few mins a Nissan overtook the taxi....zoom.
Jap : look.... look.... Nissan!!!..... very good!!
very fast! made in Japan ! Proton.... no good.
made in M'sia
Driver: yah....yah...
After a few minutes a Honda overtook the taxi...zooom. !
Jap : look.... look... Honda!!.... very GOOD!!
very fast!!made in Japan ! Proton...no good.
made in M'sia
Driver: yah...yah...yah....!
Finally,Arrived at the airport,the Jap is about to pay the taxi driver.
Jap : How much?
Driver: RM150/-
Jap : Oh!!very expensive..you overcharge ! !
Driver: Noooo .... look .... look .... Sony meter!!....very good!!
very fast!.... Made in Japan !
P/s: Plz get the taxi from the legal taxi counter at the airport, if not you will get cheated.This the info I want to pass to yours and we are sorry about the taxi drivers in KL town, not only the tourists paid extra, we actually paid extra too coz KL traffic is extremely jam and they bring the empty car back to the place where they wait and the distance sometimes, might took them an hour to go back.
Of course the fees wont be more than $40/= ringgits travel in btwn town.
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Jokes archive Part 6
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Posted:Oct 4, 2008 6:40 am
Last Updated:Jul 22, 2014 3:41 am
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Jokes archive Part 6
HILARIOUS ENGLISH SIGNS IN NON-ENGLISH PLACES
Bangkok: In a Temple:
"IT IS FORBIDDEN TO ENTER A WOMAN, EVEN A FOREIGNER,
SHE DRESSED AS A MAN."
*mean: No woman allow in temple area*
Norway: Cocktail lounge
"LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE IN THE BAR."
*mean: No allow at the bar area*
Italy : Doctors office in Rome
"SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES.
*mean: Gynecologist*
Bangkok: Dry cleaners
"DROP YOUR TROUSERS HERE FOR THE BEST RESULTS.
*mean: They give u best result in cleaning*
Kenya :A restaurant in Nairobi:
"CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE OUGHT TO SEE
THE MANAGER."
*mean: Plz tell our manager if our waitresses not up to the standard to serve you!!*
Kenya: On an highway:the main road to Mombasa, leaving Nairobi.
"TAKE NOTICE: WHEN THIS SIGN IS UNDER WATER, THIS ROAD
IS IMPASSABLE."
*mean: do not use this road during high tide*
On a poster at Kencom:
"ARE YOU AN ADULT THAT CANNOT READ? IF SO, WE CAN HELP."
*mean: might be English school or Optical shop I guess!
In a City restaurant:
"OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK AND WEEKENDS."
*mean: They open everyday*
A sign seen on an automatic restroom hand dryer:
"DO NOT ACTIVATE WITH WET HANDS."
*mean: plz do not touch d switch with wet hands*
In a cemetery:
"PERSONS ARE PROHIBITED FROM PICKING FLOWERS FROM ANY
BUT THEIR OWN GRAVES."
*mean: Don't steal flowers*
Japan: Tokyo hotel's rules and regulations:
"GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO SMOKE OR DO OTHER
DISGUSTING BEHAVIOURS IN BED."
*mean: Plz don't spoiled our bed sheet*
Switzerland: On the menu of a Swiss restaurant:
"OUR WINES LEAVE YOU NOTHING TO HOPE FOR."
*mean: our wines are the best, no other restaurant can compared to us!*
Japan: In a Tokyo bar:
"SPECIAL COCKTAILS FOR THE LADIES WITH NUTS."
*mean: We give free Nuts when u order our special ladies"s cocktail drinks*
Yugoslavia : In a Hotel:
"THE FLATTENING OF UNDERWEAR WITH PLEASURE IS THE JOB
OF THE CHAMBERMAID."
*mean: Our hotel maid do all kinda laundry job*
Japan: In a Hotel:
"YOU ARE INVITED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE CHAMBERMAID."
*mean: Plz do not hesitate to ask help from our floor maid*
Russia : In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across
from a Russian Orthodox monastery:
"YOU ARE WELCOME TO VISIT THE CEMETERY WHERE FAMOUS
RUSSIAN AND SOVIET COMPOSERS, ARTISTS, AND WRITERS ARE
BURIED DAILY EXCEPT THURSDAY."
*mean: This Russia Tourist area is cemetery, it open daily except Thursday*
German: A sign posted in Black Forest:
"IT IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN ON OUR BLACK FOREST CAMPING
SITE. THAT PEOPLE OF DIFFERENT SEX, FOR INSTANCE,
MEN AND WOMEN,LIVE TOGETHER IN ONE TENT UNLESS THEY
ARE MARRIED WITH EACH OTHER FOR THIS PURPOSE."
*mean:No single allowed in one tent except married couple.*
Switzerland: Hotel in Zurich:
"BECAUSE OF THE IMPROPRIETY OF ENTERTAINING GUESTS OF
THE OPPOSITE SEX IN THE BEDROOM, IT IS SUGGESTED THAT THE
LOBBY BE USED FOR THIS PURPOSE."
If anyone know what this mean, plz mail me!!
Thailand: Advertisement for donkey rides:
"WOULD YOU LIKE TO RIDE ON YOUR OWN ASS?"
*Mean: Plz come for a fun donkey ride*
Hong Kong: The box of a clockwork toy made in Hong Kong:
"GUARANTEED TO WORK THROUGHOUT ITS USEFUL LIFE."
*Mean: Guarantee long lasting product.*
Switzerland: In a Swiss mountain inn:
"SPECIAL TODAY - NO ICE-CREAM."
Mail me if u know what this mean! ha!
Denmark: Airline ticket office, Copenhagen:
"WE TAKE YOUR BAGS AND SEND THEM IN ALL DIRECTIONS."
*Mean: we can send you to any destination u name it*
Italy: A laundry in rome:
"LADIES, LEAVE YOUR CLOTHES HERE AND SPEND THE
AFTERNOON HAVING A GOOD TIME
*Mean: Ladies, saved yr time and leave yr clothes here, we do the best laundry job.*
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