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Twelve Important Things My Motorcycle Has Taught Me.  

ilikeballs 61F
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2/24/2010 5:43 pm

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Twelve Important Things My Motorcycle Has Taught Me.

Twelve Important Things My Motorcycle Has Taught Me.

1. The only good view of a thunderstorm is in your rear view mirror. 2. Four wheels move the body; two wheels move the soul. 3. I'd rather be riding my motorcycle and thinking about God, than sitting in church thinking about my bike. 4. Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 75 mph. 5. Midnight bugs taste just as bad as Noon time bugs. 6. Sometimes it takes a whole tank full of gas before you can think straight. 7. A bike on the road is worth two in the shed. 8. Young riders pick a destination and go; old riders pick a direction and go. 9. When you're riding lead, don't spit. 10. Catching a yellow jacket in your shirt at 75 mph can double your vocabulary. 11. If you can't get it going with bungee cords and duct tape, it's serious. 12. Only a biker knows why a sticks his head out of a car window. 13. (Bonus) I've never seen a Harley parked in front of a psychiatrist's office.

I rest my case!!!!!!!! Damn---can't wait for spring

Exploringcpl3000 59M/58F  
33 posts
10/17/2019 5:21 pm

13./ How can you tell they are happy motorcyclists???? By the bugs between their teeth........And yes I did own a bike and had the misfortune of getting a bee between my helmet and my upper cheek....3 stings befor I was able to pull over.

CappyC 69M  
72 posts
1/1/2019 10:55 pm

Agree with all of them lol, after 43 years of riding Triumph Bonneville 650's. As for #10, it was early spring of 1971, still chiully in New England. Went AWOL from Ft. Monmouth NJ Signal Corp School in the Army, headed up I-91 to a friend's place in Hanovr NH on my 1969 Bonnie, no leathers, just layers of Army long johns, fatigues and linered field jacket, when a bee of some type blew right down my chest and stung me in the side. Dam near dropped the Bonnie, and spent about 30 miinutes on the side of the road getting crazy sick...I was allergic to bees! Good times even with these little learning moments lol.

lrscranger6623 60M
47 posts
3/29/2015 1:44 pm

Good outlook on life and life lessons.........thanks for sharing

bostonexpat 64M

6/21/2011 10:48 pm

Hi great blog, made me laugh and smile, also think,LOL, I enjoy riding looking for a long ride to take, love New England prefer the ocean , but do love the mountains, hope to run into you one day, although, I don't drive a harley, but then again I don't overheat in stop and go traffic, hehehehe

rm_Barnyard692 70M
23 posts
3/24/2011 1:10 pm

and don't I miss those days.....you may want to add nothing like a boot full of water after 75 miles in the rain !

xhotttttrodx1000 57M

5/11/2010 9:21 am

Wear a 'shorty' lid... when on your scoot.

Your brains and face are just too precious... save your noggin from nutz in tin cans.

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