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Most of my posts are not to be taken literally. They are symbolic. An expression of creativity; poems, stories. Sometimes written in the first person.

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Posted:Nov 18, 2016 5:24 am
Last Updated:Jul 24, 2020 1:42 am
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We can talk here in private. We can make plans to meet.

Most of my posts are not to be taken literally. They are symbolic. An expression of creativity; poems, stories. Sometimes written in the first person.

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Flashback Friday!
Posted:Jan 1, 2020 9:54 am
Last Updated:May 25, 2020 11:22 pm
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Flashback Friday!

I will continue update with new previously posted hot pics music and erotic stories. A partial list of previously posted erotic stories. Click the link to view the total list.

Hot Pics

Friday favorites

Flashback Friday

The Club Chapter 5

The Club Chapter 4

The Club Chapter 3

The Club Chapter 2

The Club

My Mistress

The Adventures of Dickman and Robin

The Cocksucker

The Melania Interview

The Voluptuous

The Voluptuous The Dinner Date

The Voluptuous The Beach

Dark Places

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The Adventures of Captain Rick Longwood and his Sub Commander, Alexia Pussaphilia

The Adventures of Brock Hardwood and Candy Ass

The Adventures of Brock Hardwood and Candy Ass
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Donald Trump
Posted:Jan 14, 2020 6:02 am
Last Updated:Apr 28, 2020 9:51 pm
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I will continue to update with new videos.

Coronavirus
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLc7LpJTBgzOqUmqxUFh-2yIpII3F9HayL

Donald Trump
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLc7LpJTBgzOpXgOxJJ9EZZmMkbra9F_4S

Donald Trump: cOMIC relief
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLc7LpJTBgzOo6LqYQAEvY48JndVJff8wR

AOC
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLc7LpJTBgzOoK8HOxeVPvFxSh2faqOQrg

Kim Iversen
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLc7LpJTBgzOpqug9o__94l1B1JeNr0cOk
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My Teacher - chapter 5
Posted:Aug 13, 2020 3:05 am
Last Updated:Aug 13, 2020 3:08 am
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She couldn't take it anymore. My tongue wasn't enough. She demanded fuck my ass with your huge gigantic cock! I want to feel you inside me! I rubbed the head of my cock against her little baby pussy opening teasing her almost torturing her. I grabbed some lube then gently slipped my enormous sex tool into her asshole. She whispers this incredible sigh of relief. As if she was somehow at peace with my huge instrument up her ass. She screamed fuck me! Fuck my ass! Fuck me harder! Harder! I slammed my rock-hard stiff pipe into her ass like some kind of a jackhammer. She just kept crying out fuck me! Oh my God fuck me! She wanted to feel my hot cum squirt into her ass. I couldn't hold back any longer. I had to explode inside her! She cried out as she felt my warm hot cream inside her little pussy place.

She dropped to her knees almost collapsing to the floor. Dizzy with passion resting. She soaped up her hands. Then she grabbed my love cannon. Stroking my still rock hard stiff erection. Washing it clean. She gripped it with her mouth almost swallowing it. She pushed it down her throat. She wanted me to fuck her deep inside her mouth. She pulled away gasping for air. She lunged back at me with her mouth gripping my cock like a vice trying to suck the cum from my cock! She sucked down so hard I almost cummed a second time. But she pulled away. She wanted my dick in her pussy. She needed to fuck my dick with her pussy!

To be con't . . .

Shlohmo - Bo Peep (Do U Right) ft. Jeremih (Music Video) | HD
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Donald Trump - cOMIC relief
Posted:Aug 12, 2020 7:01 am
Last Updated:Aug 12, 2020 1:42 pm
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Mr. President, why do you paint your hair and face orange?

Mr. President, is orange your favorite color?

Mr. President, do you drink orange juice for breakfast in the morning? 

Mr. President, are oranges your favorite fruit? 

Mr. President is your pee orange?

Mr. President, do you get a hard-on when you see a woman wearing an orange dress?

Mr. President, do you stockpile orange soda? 

Mr. President, do you have a lifetime supply of orange soda in the White House bunker in case there is a nuclear attack?
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Donald Trump - cOMIC relief
Posted:Aug 11, 2020 6:36 am
Last Updated:Aug 12, 2020 3:26 am
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This is breaking news! A special report coming to you live from our debonair news anchor Dick Dickwell!

Breaking news! Donald Trump's dick wreak havoc in the bedroom! 

The reason why Melania no longer sleeps with Donald Trump is because he wets the bed! Shocking! I know! But true! Donald Trump wets the bed! Almost every night! He has completely lost control of his bladder! 

Melania now sleeps with a really big black guy with a giant dick! Melania stated in an interview that she is just sick and tired of waking up in the morning being soaking wet in Donald Trump's piss! She's had enough!

This is your debonair news reporter Dick Dickwell reporting to you live from the White House!

All the ladies around the Newsroom call him dick dick! And it has been rumored that he has a huge gigantic penis!
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Don't you just love music!
Posted:Aug 10, 2020 4:06 pm
Last Updated:Aug 11, 2020 7:21 pm
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The one who really loves you - Mary Wells
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cock
Posted:Aug 10, 2020 11:33 am
Last Updated:Aug 11, 2020 6:48 am
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He wanted see my dick. He wanted know what it looked like. How big was it? I pulled down my pants so he could see it. It was already rock hard stuff erect. His eyes lit when he saw it. I could tell from the expression on his face that he was hungry thirsty suck my cock. He lunged forward attack . He devoured my cock in his mouth. He sucked my cock with some kind of mad crazy out-of-control frenzy. He couldn't stop until he swallowed my cum down his throat. He laid back with this sigh of relief. Like he had somehow satisfied some deep need within himself.
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Donald Trump - joke of the day!
Posted:Aug 10, 2020 10:34 am
Last Updated:Aug 11, 2020 7:04 am
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Mr. President! Hey Mr. President! Do you paint your dick orange when you want fuck Melania so that she can find it?

Yes I do! But she still doesn't want fuck me!

Why is that?

Because my dick is too small. It's just not worth fucking.
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Don't you just love music!
Posted:Aug 9, 2020 11:03 am
Last Updated:Aug 9, 2020 9:31 pm
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This has be one of my most favorite songs of time!

Ritchie Valens - We Belong Together

"We Belong Together" by Ritchie Valens cover

We Belong together-Ritchie Valens (One man band cover)

We Belong Together By Ritchie Valens - Cover By Carly and Martina
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Twilight
Posted:Aug 9, 2020 8:10 am
Last Updated:Aug 10, 2020 10:51 am
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I was like with this guy once. And we were cooking some steaks. Then we saw all the blood from the red meat! It kind of made me hot! I asked him do you want drink the blood?! He said yes. He was into it too. So we drank the blood from the meat. It was hot! Then I got the idea to drink his blood. I had some vampire's teeth. I could bite into him and drink his blood. He thought it was cool. But we needed to be careful. I didn't want to hit an artery or something. And have him bleed to death.

So I bit into him and drank his blood. Wow! I really liked it! But then blood started gushing out of his neck! I must have hit an artery! I didn't know what to do first call 9 or stop the bleeding! I put pressure on the wound to stop the bleeding! Then with my other hand that was full of blood, I called 9! I told them what happened! They rushed over! Luckily they were able to save his life. But he was pretty pissed off at . We never did get back together again.

Did this really happen? No, it didn't. I was watching The Twilight Saga. With Kristen Stewart. I was just bored and felt like writing a crazy story. I just felt like writing a completely fucking outrageous story!
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Donald Trump - cOMIC relief
Posted:Aug 8, 2020 4:57 pm
Last Updated:Aug 11, 2020 7:08 am
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I was just thinking to myself one day. I wonder how it would go if I were to interview Ivanka Trump . . .

I had a chance to sit down with Ivanka Trump for an interview. She was at times very forthcoming and other times very disinformative. I found her to be quite robotic no personality. A zombie. No emotion. This blank stare in her eyes. Like I wasn't really there. Like she wasn't really there.

Hello Ivanka how are you today?!

I am doing well thank you.

So Ivanka what do you think of your father?

He's a big fat disgusting McDonald's KFC eating slob. Oh and he really loves Dunkin Donuts. The jelly-filled donuts.

Really!

Yes really.

Why do you think that?

Well just look at him. He's a big fat slob.

Has he ever been sexually inappropriate with you?

Is my name Ivanka?

Yes.

Well, there's your answer.

How has he been sexually inappropriate?

Well, he sometimes touches my butt when he hugs me.

What do you do when he does things like that?

I kick him in the nuts until he falls to the ground then I beat the fuck out of him.

What do you think of him as a president?

He sucks the big one.

How does he suck?

He's a sociopath a racist a pathological liar a misogynist a criminal he has allegedly sexually harassed molested and assaulted women. And he is incompetent and failed president and businessman. He has even allegedly sexually assaulted a 13-year-old girl with Jeffrey Epstein. Oh and he cheats at golf and all his businesses.

Wow! He doesn't sound like a very nice person.

No, he isn't.

Let's talk about you Ivanka. What are your aspirations?

To continue to be a successful businesswoman. And an inspiration to all women.

Do you feel you have achieved this?

Yes. And someday I would like to run for president.

Oh really!

Yes.

And what makes you qualified to be president?

My business sense. Just like my father.

Do you think your father has a business sense?

Yes.

Interesting. Well, good luck with that. I don't think the world is ready for another Trump president. I think they have pretty much had enough of that!

Ivanka gives me a blank stare.

Hello, Ivanka are you there?!

Yes, I'm here.

For a moment there I thought we lost you. You had kind of this zoned out look.

Anything else you would like to say Ivanka?

Yes. I am very beautiful and an inspiration to all women.

Ivanka I've noticed while interviewing you. You have a dead-eye stare. There isn't much life to you. You are pretty much dead.

Well if you had an asshole father like me you would be the same way too.

I guess you're right.

Ivanka have you ever thought that the only reason why your father was elected and may be re-elected is that there is an abundance of stupid ignorant people in this country?

No, I have not really thought about that.

You should try it out.

Well, thank you for this interview.

You're welcome.

Well, there you have it, folks. Ivanka Trump. She gives new meaning to the phrase the Living Dead! 
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we kissed!
Posted:Aug 8, 2020 11:21 am
Last Updated:Aug 8, 2020 5:31 pm
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I didn't know if I was interested. She wasn't really my type. But she banged all up against and kissed . Wow! I liked how she kissed. She kissed the way I like to kiss. All loose wet and soft crazy with emotion.

I said that was nice! That was a really nice kiss. I wanted to kiss her more. She turned on. We kept kissing. It got . So we threw ourselves onto the bed. Got naked. Licked and sucked all over. Then we fucked!
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