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secret_lade 48F
14359 posts
2/17/2021 3:51 am
Sleep with one eye open??

The Spawn was feeling creative last night and spent the evening making a surprise for me.

Yah....

When I got home from work and saw her with flour, salt, and a ball of dough in her hands I was a little concerned.

"What are you making?"

"Nothing."

"Mmmm hmmmm..... Doesn't like nothing. Looks like a mess I'll have clean up."

"'s a surprise. Do we have cookie cutters?"

"Yes. Are you making cookies?"

"No, 's a surprise."

Giving her a little space, I set out make dinner.

"I need use the oven."

"Why the oven? What are you making?"

"I can't tell you, 's a surprise."

So, I let her use the oven.

Ultimately, I decided, if keeps her off her phone and occupied for the good majority of the night, it's a good thing.

By this point, I *really* wanted see what in the hell she's been creating!

Fast forward this morning.....

I'd let her be for the rest of the night and quit bugging her, heading back my bedroom watch tv all snuggled in bed. During that time she'd finished her 'surprise' and left on the stand for me find this morning.



Ta Da!!

Surprise!!!

Yikes.... While I applaud her creativity, I'm also a little concerned this thing is going come alive during the night and hack me pieces.

's a lil mini Spawn of Satan in a green tube top with purple hair.

I've watched enough bad horror movies to know, when this type of thing shows up in the scene, it's all over from . The cast starts getting picked off by , one by one.

I may or may not live see tomorrow... Wish me luck!

Happy Wednesday!

flannel_light 60F
4586 posts
2/17/2021 5:16 pm

She is testing out her baking skills. I love hearing stories like this

The Light is shinning and she is lonely and waiting in the darkness.


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
2/17/2021 4:09 pm

    Quoting mc_justmc:
    I think it has to be put in the oven and put on self cleaning mode. That's how Karen Black did it.
I *wish* I had a self cleaning function on my oven!


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
2/17/2021 4:08 pm

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    Ya know... I just tilted my gaze and reached for my coffee cup; it's (her) eyes followed my head.
    Just saying... 😮❗❗❗
Better watch out... She may visit you next! Mwah ha ha ha ha haaaaa


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
2/17/2021 4:06 pm

    Quoting big54al:
    She was just making a mate for Mr Bill
Mr. Bill! I haven't seen him around in forever. I forgot all about him....


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
2/17/2021 4:05 pm

    Quoting lindoboy100:


    At least she didn't try to claim that it was a mini-you!
Small miracles! LOL


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
2/17/2021 4:03 pm

    Quoting justskin1:
    You are in a pickle. How long will you have to live in fear to avoid hurting the Mini's feelings and how can you safely dispose of it without creating a haunting.
    I do hope the mini didn't take out a million dollar Life Ins. policy on you. Hope you make it through the night.. I would miss you and your blog post.
She's scaring the kitty with it right now as I type this. LOL Poor cat!


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
2/17/2021 4:01 pm

She is quite the character...


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
2/17/2021 4:00 pm

    Quoting citizen4722:
    Yes! That really is some surprise.
Tell me about it! LOL


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
2/17/2021 3:59 pm

    Quoting boobwhisperer69:
    Is it etible?? Do you have a dog? Kill two birds with one stone!!!
I think it is edible.... But I don't have a dog. Damn!


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
2/17/2021 3:57 pm

    Quoting benard69:
    She's working on the boyfriend tonight...
You may be on to something... I see her playing with more dough as I type this. Eeek!


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
2/17/2021 3:55 pm

    Quoting pagancountrygirl:
    It's got your eyes!
    Or it will have, after you go to sleep and it creeps into your bedroom....
    OK...kidding. I like the purple hair!
Ha ha ha ha ha.... Oh my! My daughter asked me how I liked it when I got home from work. I changed the subject before answering. LOL


Funtimes692921 36M
47 posts
2/17/2021 3:49 pm

Wow


pagancountrygirl 64F
6466 posts
2/17/2021 11:15 am

It's got your eyes!
Or it will have, after you go to sleep and it creeps into your bedroom....
OK...kidding. I like the purple hair!

Pagan
Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!


benard69 64M/64F  
6298 posts
2/17/2021 10:49 am

She's working on the boyfriend tonight...


boobwhisperer69 59M  
8322 posts
2/17/2021 10:17 am

Is it etible?? Do you have a dog? Kill two birds with one stone!!!


citizen4722 64M  
74582 posts
2/17/2021 9:39 am

Yes! That really is some surprise.


DiscreetQuirky 53M
281 posts
2/17/2021 7:57 am

I really enjoy your stories of the Spawn!


justskin1 70M
13175 posts
2/17/2021 7:37 am

You are in a pickle. How long will you have to live in fear to avoid hurting the Mini's feelings and how can you safely dispose of it without creating a haunting.
I do hope the mini didn't take out a million dollar Life Ins. policy on you. Hope you make it through the night.. I would miss you and your blog post.

If you see me in the real world, come say "Hi Justskin."

I always behave. Preferably not well.


lindoboy100 59M  
23969 posts
2/17/2021 7:12 am



At least she didn't try to claim that it was a mini-you!


big54al 68M
2259 posts
2/17/2021 7:00 am

She was just making a mate for Mr Bill


Paulxx001 65M  
22616 posts
2/17/2021 6:51 am

Ya know... I just tilted my gaze and reached for my coffee cup; it's (her) eyes followed my head.
Just saying... 😮❗❗❗


mc_justmc 62M
6929 posts
2/17/2021 6:19 am

I think it has to be put in the oven and put on self cleaning mode. That's how Karen Black did it.


secret_lade 48F
9227 posts
2/17/2021 4:46 am

Insert 'Psycho' shower scene sound effects here.....


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