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HOTELS ARE SEXY!
Posted:Oct 25, 2012 10:45 am
Last Updated:Apr 4, 2017 10:41 am
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We love staying in hotels; we love having sex in hotels; and we love having sex with other people in hotels!

There is just something about sex in a hotel room!



A hotel rendezvous thinking about what may happen is sexy!

Do you like sex in hotels?
Have you had any memorable sexy experiences in a hotel?


Perhaps you can be tempted to see a few more pictures of hotel sex inside.
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xxx THE KISS xxx
Posted:Oct 24, 2012 3:02 pm
Last Updated:Jun 27, 2013 8:39 am
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Can you remember your first kiss or even your last kiss?
What was your best kiss?
Have you had a good kiss from joining this site?
What were they like?


Below is a picture of Rodin's famous The Kiss statue:



Tonight we were talking about kissing and we moved to deciding the best kisses that have been filmed, whether in a film (or a movie for our American friends), in a photograph, or on television.

This ruled out the kiss to Jesus from Judas after betraying him, as well as the alleged kiss from Hardy to Admiral Nelson as he lay dying during the 1805 Battle of Trafalgar. The kiss to Sleeping Beauty in Charles Perrault’s 1697 La Belle au Bois Dormant book is far better than the screened versions.

The first screened kiss was by John C Rice and Mary Irwin in the 1896 film, The Kiss. Though interesting, the kiss was only a peck. The first open-mouthed (or French) kiss was in the 1926 film, Flesh and the Devil. The first inter-racial screened kiss between Harry Belafonte and Joan Fontaine in the 1957 film, Island in the Sun, provoked considerable controversy.

Back to our favourite top ten filmed kisses, we discussed but eventually ruled out the contrived kiss between Kate Winslet and Leonardo DiCaprio in the Titanic film, as well as the predictable kisses between Colin Firth/Renee Zellweger kiss in Bridget Jones’ Diary and the Keira Knightley/Mr Darcy kiss in Pride and Prejudice. We talked about the MTV kiss between Madonna and Britney Spears but we were not convinced.

Inside are our top ten kisses in descending order.

Have we missed a memorable kiss?
What was the best screen kiss?
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DOUBLE ENTENDRE
Posted:Oct 23, 2012 12:20 pm
Last Updated:Jun 5, 2022 7:39 am
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A woman walks into a cocktail bar.



The bartender asks, "What would you like?"

She says, " I would like a double entendre."

He replies, "I'll give you one."

There's another double entendre inside!
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THE NEXT US PRESIDENT?
Posted:Oct 22, 2012 12:09 pm
Last Updated:Jan 19, 2016 11:26 am
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American politics is strangely fascinating.
In November, the US will hold elections for its President.



Who would you like to be the next US President?
And why?



___________
artwork: [blog cherimore]
Barack Obama (Democrat)
Mitt Romney (Republican)
another candidate
don't know
don't care
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500 SHADES OF GREY
Posted:Oct 21, 2012 12:11 pm
Last Updated:Aug 17, 2013 2:20 am
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Not a mistake, a human eye can distinguish between 500 shades of grey – why stick at 50?

Though booksellers are doing very well out of E L James’ book Fifty Shades of Grey, almost everyone we know who have read the book have been disappointed.

Have you read the book? Did you like it?

Given Sylvia Kristel’s death on Thursday, 18 October 2012, it is time for Christian Grey and Anastasia Steele to move over.

Sylvia Kristel was most famous for starring in the Emmanuelle film, one of the first mainstream soft porn films. The 1974 Emmanuelle film was based on Emmanuelle Arsan's 1959 book, Emmanuelle: The Joys of a Woman.

More than 350 million people worldwide have seen the Emmanuelle film.



Have you read the book or seen the film?

Fifty Shades of Grey has sold so far 40 million copies worldwide. And Hollywood beckons for the book, but it has a long way to go before overtaking Emmanuelle.

Emmanuelle was the forerunner to, and will probably eclipse over time, Fifty Shades of Grey. Eat your heart out Anastasia and Christian!

May we tempt you inside for more on Emmanuelle and Sylvia Kristel?
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SYBIAN SEX
Posted:Oct 20, 2012 11:35 am
Last Updated:Jul 6, 2014 8:34 am
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The Sybian, or Sybian saddle, is a masturbation device for women, though men have been known to use it.



The Sybian was designed by Dave Lampert, a dance instructor – it would have to be a man! Lampert first conceived of this machine in the 1970s but he built the first prototype was in 1985. Initially the machine was called the Master Better, but was later changed to the Sybian after Sybaris, an ancient Greek city in Italy famed for its decadence, hedonism and luxury.

The Penthouse magazine featured the Sybian in 1987.

Dave Lampert believed that the Sybian is more effective for women to achieve orgasm than penetrative sex. He once said that “the greatest hoax played upon the world is the importance of the male stroking during intercourse”.

The Sybian has been popularised in Howard Stern’s American radio show, The Howard Stern Show – more details are inside!

Have you tried the Sybian? Or, have you seen the Sybian in action? And, if so, how was it?

Mrs spunky tried a Sybian once, at a party in front of about 20 people, but she was not too impressed. Mr spunky felt threatened with the Sybian!
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THIS IS GROSS
Posted:Oct 19, 2012 12:02 pm
Last Updated:May 29, 2013 10:03 am
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Vomiting on a friend is gross:



Inside is another gross picture!
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CONDOM SHOPPING
Posted:Oct 18, 2012 9:48 am
Last Updated:Jun 30, 2021 8:18 am
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On 10 April 1987, the world's first condom shop, Condomerie, was opened in the red light district, Damrak, of Amsterdam in The Netherlands.



Its address is Warmoestraat 141, 1012 JB Amsterdam, The Netherlands. The shop also trades online.

The shop was opened following the HIV/AIDS crisis of the 1980s by two women, Marijke Viliijn and Theodoor van Boven.

There is just something about the Dutch!

Has anyone visited this shop?

There's another photo of inside the shop inside this blog post!
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FAULTY PHOTOCOPIER?
Posted:Oct 17, 2012 10:08 am
Last Updated:May 29, 2013 10:05 am
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23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their bum.



More pictures inside.

Have you photocopied your bum?
Have you ever broken a photocopier copying you bum?
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COCKATOO
Posted:Oct 16, 2012 11:35 pm
Last Updated:Apr 15, 2014 10:09 am
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There is a joke about a cockatoo waiting for you inside!

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DOGGING
Posted:Oct 15, 2012 1:36 pm
Last Updated:Jul 24, 2014 12:32 am
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Dogging is a British phrase for having sex and watching others have sex in public places. It includes all sexual outdoor activities, and the term perhaps originates from the phrase, ‘walking the dog’ (or even from the act of men tailing couples having sex outdoors to spy on them).

Often people arrange to meet in car parks and lay-bys, often in quiet country roads, after dark – see within for dogging photos. Flashing car headlights and flicking the interior car lights on and off are common signs that the people in the car are doggers.



In the UK, dogging started to become popular from the 1980s onwards. In 2003, the BBC reported on the growing popularity of dogging, with the internet and text messaging being common means of organising dogging meets. In 2009, the film Dogging: A Love Story was released. There is lots of evidence that dogging is increasingly popular in many other parts of the world, including the US.

There are several websites specialising in dogging. One website advises doggers to bring “wet wipes, deodorant, tissues, mouth wash, KY jelly, disposable gloves, condoms, a blanket and warm clothing”, plus “the directions to the place”, when dogging! As well as giving advice on personal hygiene, the website offers advice on personal safety suggesting that doggers put “personal belongings like your wallet and cell phone away in the glove box”.

In the UK, doggers can be prosecuted under the Public Order Act 1986 and Sexual Offences Act 2003 and for the common law offence of outraging public decency, though prosecutions are rare.

Stan Collymore, the former England footballer, has confessed to dogging after being caught by two undercover reporters from The Sun newspaper. The footballer said: "What I have done is disgusting and I'm so ashamed, but I'm only human. I can only beg for forgiveness. Over the last couple of years I have been to dogging sites maybe a dozen to 15 times, and yes I have taken part and had sex during them.” Collymore was caught dogging in Cannock Chase near his Staffordshire home. He was not prosecuted but his television career as a football pundit took a (temporary) nosedive.

Have you been dogging?
Would you like to go dogging?
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GEORGE BEST
Posted:Oct 14, 2012 4:50 am
Last Updated:Apr 23, 2016 11:57 am
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George Best was one of the best football players in the world, along with Puskas, Eusebio, Di Stefano, Pele, Cruyff, Maradona, Ronaldo and Messi. He played for Manchester United and Northern Ireland. He was a key player in Manchester United’s 1968 European Cup success.

As well as being an alcoholic that led to his death in 2005, George Best was known as a womaniser. He once said: “I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.” He claimed that he had sex with seven women in 24 hours while a footballer in Manchester.

It was rumoured that Best had dated seven Miss Worlds, though in his autobiography The Good, the Bad and the Bubbly, he claimed he had only bedded four Miss Worlds. He also said, “I used to go missing a lot ... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World”. Below is George Best with former Miss World (and Bond girl), Mary Stavin:



While George Best was staying in a luxury hotel, a waiter delivered champagne to his bedroom to find the current Miss World in bed and surrounded by loads of casino winnings. The waiter famously asked him: “Mr Best, where did it all go wrong?”.

George Best also said:
“I’ve stopped drinking, but only while I’m asleep.”
“In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol – it was the worst 20 minutes of my life.”
“[David Beckham] cannot kick with his left foot, he cannot head a ball, he cannot tackle and he doesn’t score many goals. Apart from that he’s all right.”
“If I had to choose between dribbling past 5 players and scoring from 40 yards at Anfield or shagging Miss World, it’d be hard choice. Thankfully, I’ve done both.”

Even the day before he died, he was in his local pub, the Phene Arms, in Chelsea, London.

Within are more photos of George Best.

Did it all go wrong for George Best?
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HOTEL SEX, DRUGS AND ROCK AND ROLL
Posted:Oct 13, 2012 7:56 am
Last Updated:Jun 11, 2015 7:50 am
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At the Comfort Inn Downtown in Cleveland (then called Swingos Celebrity Inn), Elvis Presley booked more than 100 rooms and checked out with a $20,000 bill. Mott the Hoople's Ian Hunter once said of this hotel, "Swingos was a place you remember checking in and out of, but you can't remember anything in between."



The keys of Swingos hotel bedrooms are now collector's items - there is a photo of a key within.

Billy Idol checked into the Mandarin Oriental in Bangkok, with several prostitutes in tow. Under the influence of drugs, he trashed the hotel room and refused to leave when asked by hotel staff. The Thai army were then called and they shot him with tranquiliser darts and stretchered him out of the hotel.

Robert Plant dropped televisions and bottles of champagne from the sixth floor of the Andaz West Hollywood hotel in Los Angeles. He also rode motorbikes in the hotel's hallways.

Johnny Depp and Kate Moss had a champagne bath in The Portobello hotel in London.

Oscar Wilde spent his last days at L'Hotel in Paris, supposedly prompting his deathbed utterance, "My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death."

John Lennon and Yoko Ono had their famous bed-in and recorded Give Peace A Chance in a room, now called the John Lennon and Yoko Ono Suite, in the Fairmont The Queen Elizabeth hotel in Montreal.

Gram Parsons, once of The Byrds, overdosed on a heroin-and-cocaine speedball in The Joshua Tree Inn in California. As his dead body was on its way to a nearby airport, his manager stole a hearse to drive it back to the hotel. His body was then burnt in the desert near the hotel.

Courtney Love once gave an interview to reporters totally naked in her hotel room at the Sunset Marquis in California.

Nicky Haslam once said of Bryan Ferry, when on tour, that he was more likely to redecorate a hotel room than smash it up.

Has anyone want to post other and even their own interesting hotel experiences?
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