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A DINGLE WEDDING  

spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
29293 posts
5/28/2017 12:03 pm
A DINGLE WEDDING



Teasingly I call my girlfriend’s family, the Dingles. The Dingles are a family in Emmerdale, a television soap opera popular in Britain. The Dingles aren’t the brightest buttons in the drawer, but their entangled lives, dodgy dealings and stupid antics make for a great anchor to my favourite soap programme.

My girlfriend’s family, especially her extended family, are like the Dingles but don’t appear on television to display their talents, though I think Jeremy Kyle would be very interested in having them on his trash television show.

Last weekend I was supposed to accompany my girlfriend to a family wedding. One of my girlfriend’s nieces was marring the ex-husband of another one of my girlfriend’s nieces. The wedding was taking place in Boston in Lincolnshire, the Brexit capital of Britain. This was not a wedding I was looking forward to.

My girlfriend and I decided that staying in the same hotel of the wedding was on balance the best option, as we could get drunk to soften the wedding experience.

On the day before the wedding my girlfriend dealt me a 'get out of a jail card'. She said that if I don’t want to go to the wedding, her would be happy to take my place. Not wanting to deny her any happiness, I gallantly stood down from my duty to accompanying my girlfriend to the wedding.

Do you regularly watch any television soap programmes?
What’s been the worst wedding you’ve been to?
How well do you get on with the family of your partners?


Normally I love weddings and I’ve not been to a bad one, even my own drunken wedding was good. But the worst, but still the most entertaining, wedding I’ve attended was a wedding where a mass brawl broke out between the families of the bride and groom.

My girlfriend’s family have not matched Bill Wyman and Mandy Smith … yet! Bill Wyman, the Rolling Stones’ bass player, started seeing Mandy Smith in 1983 when she was 13 years old; Mandy Smith's mother acampanied them on their honeymoon! Five years later, they got married but their marriage lasted just two years.

However, when Bill Wyman and Mandy Smith were experiencing marital difficulties, Mandy Smith’s mother Patsy married Bill Wyman’s Stephen. Now that’s an entanglement!

By the way, my girlfriend’s family think I’m a stuck-up upper class snob from Downton Abbey! But we get on very well despite and maybe even because of the class divide!

As a priority, I try very, very hard to get on with my partner’s family. Getting on always makes like calmer and simpler!



spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
5/28/2017 12:08 pm

I'd love to attend an BBWMatchMate wedding!

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wickedeasy 72F
32404 posts
5/28/2017 12:15 pm

worst was a hippydippy at a farm where the sweet scent of manure wafted gently over the buffet. and the vows took nearly an hour with lots of chanting and monks and incense (that was actually a good thing given the manure) but half the people took naps (given the weed) and then another hour when we all had to lay hands on the couple and pledge our commitment..

bloody endless. especially stoned. with manure.

then a long meadow walk. I mean, really??

then as the sun set, finally some food and a ravi Shankar kind of band. until someone turned on their car radio. thank the goddess.

You cannot conceive the many without the one.


wickedeasy 72F
32404 posts
5/28/2017 12:16 pm

you should have gone to the dingle wedding. I bet it would have been fun.

You cannot conceive the many without the one.


greekphilosopher 59M
4077 posts
5/28/2017 12:38 pm

And what a wedding that would be! And the pick nick to follow! Used to watch some soaps, now I sometimes watch the news only. I flew back from holiday once with what's her name, Phil's girlfriend from Eastenders, blonde, short hair, black leather trousers, and that angry look...no, I was not describing my guess, that is how she looked, straight out of a film set....in Athens airport among returning holiday makers. You know, loads of flip flops and shorts at 40 degrees! I would like to get on with a partners family, but need a partner, for tests.


sexysixties2 104F
39750 posts
5/28/2017 12:49 pm

I don't watch much TV but I do watch an Irish soap...Fair City. I used to watch Emmerdale so I do know who the Dingles are though!!

The worst wedding I have ever been to....my late husnband's youngest sisters......The groom was drunk BEFORE he got to the church....so was my husband....and my husband fell asleep at the table during the meal.

In answer to your last question...all I can say is that the last time I saw or spoke to my husband's family was 3 months after his funeral....and I am really pleased about that.


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redrockrascal 63M  
23580 posts
5/28/2017 1:34 pm

Do you regularly watch any television soap programmes? No, I cut the cable about a year ago.

What’s been the worst wedding you’ve been to? I avoid them mostly

How well do you get on with the family of your partners? No, I don't deal with crazy/stupid very well.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


sweet_VM 63F  
81699 posts
5/28/2017 3:15 pm

Do you regularly watch any television soap programmes? Use too but too busy now to watch
What’s been the worst wedding you’ve been to? really have not been to any bad weddings.
How well do you get on with the family of your partners? very well! hugs V

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tickles4us 60M  
7262 posts
5/28/2017 3:25 pm

Do you regularly watch any television soap programmes? No I don't.

What’s been the worst wedding you’ve been to? They have all been about the same, none bad. But I have been to very few and I like it that way.

How well do you get on with the family of your partners? Okay but I don't really see them much at all.

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author51 59F  
130010 posts
5/29/2017 1:02 am

    Quoting sweet_VM:
    Do you regularly watch any television soap programmes? Use too but too busy now to watch
    What’s been the worst wedding you’ve been to? really have not been to any bad weddings.
    How well do you get on with the family of your partners? very well! hugs V
I do watch Coronation Street but that is it for soaps.
I have not been to a bad wedding either
I was close to both my ex husbands parents and my commonlaw partner I had for 8 years.Much easier when you get along with them..


Annie_34 63T
5945 posts
5/29/2017 3:33 am


Bonjour Spunky
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Hello Spunky
The worst marriage of my life was surely mine
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pocogato12 70F
37236 posts
5/29/2017 5:16 am

I no longer have cable at my house so I do not watch any soaps or anything very often. The worst wedding was two folks from New Jersey, mingling Armenian with Irish( OH N and the bride's aunt got drunk and climbed up on a table in the posh restaurant and started doing the can-can- no undies on under her dress

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pal334 67M  
45821 posts
5/29/2017 6:18 am

Do you regularly watch any television soap programmes? None for me

What’s been the worst wedding you’ve been to? All so far have been fairly mundane

How well do you get on with the family of your partners? The ex family lives on the Thai / Laotian border, have not seen them in 40 plus years, so all in all we get along fine


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lindoboy100 59M  
23969 posts
5/29/2017 7:57 am

1. Nope, never.
2 My cousin's, turns out too that she'd been having an affair with her husband's best man for several years. It was all very false, and that was before I knew about her affair, the poor wee scone! She's now remarried to said best man, they have two kids and are going strong.
3. Aye, most of them, even those I don't get on well with, I get on well enough with them..........


lok4fun500 M  
51906 posts
5/29/2017 8:15 pm

I would much better spend time with my family, like we are doing right now camping....than with any of the Mrs family...they are drunks!


citizen4722 64M  
74582 posts
6/2/2017 4:04 pm

I haven't watched any 'soaps' in the last twenty years!
Most weddings I attend seem to be short lived....even family ones!


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
6/5/2017 12:18 pm

    Quoting wickedeasy:
    worst was a hippydippy at a farm where the sweet scent of manure wafted gently over the buffet. and the vows took nearly an hour with lots of chanting and monks and incense (that was actually a good thing given the manure) but half the people took naps (given the weed) and then another hour when we all had to lay hands on the couple and pledge our commitment..

    bloody endless. especially stoned. with manure.

    then a long meadow walk. I mean, really??

    then as the sun set, finally some food and a ravi Shankar kind of band. until someone turned on their car radio. thank the goddess.
Even though I was raised on a farm, I think a maure-wafted wedding would put me off eating!


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
6/5/2017 12:20 pm

    Quoting wickedeasy:
    you should have gone to the dingle wedding. I bet it would have been fun.
The Dingle wedding, so I've been told, passed without incident and was even described as boring. I made a good call to miss it!


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
6/5/2017 12:22 pm

    Quoting greekphilosopher:
    And what a wedding that would be! And the pick nick to follow! Used to watch some soaps, now I sometimes watch the news only. I flew back from holiday once with what's her name, Phil's girlfriend from Eastenders, blonde, short hair, black leather trousers, and that angry look...no, I was not describing my guess, that is how she looked, straight out of a film set....in Athens airport among returning holiday makers. You know, loads of flip flops and shorts at 40 degrees! I would like to get on with a partners family, but need a partner, for tests.
In the past I've often got on better with my partner's family than my partner!


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
6/5/2017 12:24 pm

    Quoting  :

I hope your brother-in-law didn't get his wife killed or talk about being a tampon on the phone like Prince Charles!


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
6/5/2017 12:25 pm

    Quoting OakKing421:
    sounds like the cast of "Shameless"
Emmerdale's Dingles would put the cast of Shameless to shame!
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spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
6/5/2017 12:35 pm

    Quoting sexysixties2:
    I don't watch much TV but I do watch an Irish soap...Fair City. I used to watch Emmerdale so I do know who the Dingles are though!!

    The worst wedding I have ever been to....my late husnband's youngest sisters......The groom was drunk BEFORE he got to the church....so was my husband....and my husband fell asleep at the table during the meal.

    In answer to your last question...all I can say is that the last time I saw or spoke to my husband's family was 3 months after his funeral....and I am really pleased about that.

That sounds like one drunken wedding. I presume the drunken groom and your husband were suitably reprimanded.
I got drunk at my wedding but it was after the service and my wife got drunk too. We were too drunk to consummate our marriage on our wedding night!


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
6/5/2017 12:37 pm

    Quoting redrockrascal:
    Do you regularly watch any television soap programmes? No, I cut the cable about a year ago.

    What’s been the worst wedding you’ve been to? I avoid them mostly

    How well do you get on with the family of your partners? No, I don't deal with crazy/stupid very well.
I normally enjoy a wedding; everyone normally is on their best behaviour!


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
6/5/2017 12:38 pm

    Quoting sweet_VM:
    Do you regularly watch any television soap programmes? Use too but too busy now to watch
    What’s been the worst wedding you’ve been to? really have not been to any bad weddings.
    How well do you get on with the family of your partners? very well! hugs V
I love a good wedding!


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
6/5/2017 12:40 pm

    Quoting tickles4us:
    Do you regularly watch any television soap programmes? No I don't.

    What’s been the worst wedding you’ve been to? They have all been about the same, none bad. But I have been to very few and I like it that way.

    How well do you get on with the family of your partners? Okay but I don't really see them much at all.
Trump's tweets about the London terror attacks are offending a lot of people here! He seems incapable of relating to family and friends of the victims.


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
6/5/2017 12:41 pm

    Quoting  :

My girlfriend loves the soaps, so I have to watch EastEnders, Emmerdale and Coronation Street almost every day!


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
6/5/2017 12:47 pm

    Quoting author51:
    I do watch Coronation Street but that is it for soaps.
    I have not been to a bad wedding either
    I was close to both my ex husbands parents and my commonlaw partner I had for 8 years.Much easier when you get along with them..
It's always a smart move to get on with your partner's family!


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
6/9/2017 2:01 pm

    Quoting Annie_34:

    Bonjour Spunky
    Le pire mariage de ma vie fut surement le mien
    ♥ Poton ♥ Bisou ♥ Annie ♥


    Hello Spunky
    The worst marriage of my life was surely mine
    ♥ Kiss ♥ Annie ♥

I think we need a blog post about your marriage!


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
6/9/2017 2:02 pm

    Quoting pocogato12:
    I no longer have cable at my house so I do not watch any soaps or anything very often. The worst wedding was two folks from New Jersey, mingling Armenian with Irish( OH N and the bride's aunt got drunk and climbed up on a table in the posh restaurant and started doing the can-can- no undies on under her dress
I don't have cable but soaps dominate terrestrial television here!


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
6/9/2017 2:03 pm

    Quoting pal334:
    Do you regularly watch any television soap programmes? None for me

    What’s been the worst wedding you’ve been to? All so far have been fairly mundane

    How well do you get on with the family of your partners? The ex family lives on the Thai / Laotian border, have not seen them in 40 plus years, so all in all we get along fine
Sometimes not seeing people is the best way of getting along!


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
6/9/2017 2:05 pm

    Quoting lindoboy100:
    1. Nope, never.
    2 My cousin's, turns out too that she'd been having an affair with her husband's best man for several years. It was all very false, and that was before I knew about her affair, the poor wee scone! She's now remarried to said best man, they have two kids and are going strong.
    3. Aye, most of them, even those I don't get on well with, I get on well enough with them..........
Cousins are the ones to look out for - never close enough to know but never far enouh to claim ignorance!


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
6/10/2017 1:00 pm

    Quoting lok4fun500:
    I would much better spend time with my family, like we are doing right now camping....than with any of the Mrs family...they are drunks!
There's always an advantage with being around drunks when sober, you're always funny in a way they can't get!


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
6/10/2017 1:02 pm

    Quoting  :

My guess is that you're warmly received by everyone! Right or wrong?!


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
6/10/2017 1:04 pm

    Quoting citizen4722:
    I haven't watched any 'soaps' in the last twenty years!
    Most weddings I attend seem to be short lived....even family ones!
My girlfriend loves soaps; it's at least two hours every day except weekends!


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