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spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
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10/12/2012 9:46 am
ACCIDENTS DO HAPPEN!

Below are 12 things that have been retrieved from people's rectums in hospital:

1. vibrator and salad tongs (found in a man's rectum who unsuccessfully used salad tongs to fish out a vibrator from his bum - see below)



2.17 Oxycodone pills, 1 cigarette, 6 matches, 1 flint, 1 empty syringe, 1 lip balm container, 1 condom, 1 receipt and 1 coupon (found in the rectum of a Florida inmate)

3. a cutlery set (found in Margaret Daalman's rectum who suffers from pica, an eating disorder involving a craving for non-food items)

4. 30 magnets (found in an American 's rectum)

5. a cement/enema mix (found in a gay man's rectum)

6. a glass bottle (found in a 60 year-old man's rectum, who also suffered perforation peritonitis - in other words, a torn-up bum)

7. a Coca Cola bottle (found in a 60 year-old man who claimed that thieves had inserted the bottle up his bum)

8. 20 cobblestones (found in a Chinese woman's rectum after an argument with her boyfriend)

9. a mobile phone (found in a lawyer's rectum who claimed that he slipped in the shower and landed on his phone)

10. a peanut butter jar (found in an elderly man's rectum who claimed that he also slipped in the shower while washing his and fell on the jar)

11. a 1.5 ton airplane (found in Michel Lotito's digestive system; his case baffles doctors as he also regularly eats crushed wine glasses, car tyres and lightbulbs)

12. live ammunition (found in a Second World War veteran's rectum after he had used a live artillery shell to push his haemorrhoids back in using a live artillery shell - see within for an X-ray picture)

spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
10/12/2012 9:49 am

Here's the live artillery shell X-ray:

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BrownEyedBBW 54F  
8831 posts
10/12/2012 9:59 am

Wow, this is almost as much fun as Kenneth Pinyan (aka Mr Hands)


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
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10/12/2012 10:07 am

    Quoting BrownEyedBBW:
    Wow, this is almost as much fun as Kenneth Pinyan (aka Mr Hands)
Who is Kenneth Pinyan? xx


JustHere2Cam 55M
14229 posts
10/12/2012 10:48 am

1. Any object inserted anally needs to have a wide base to keep it from going in too far. Any object that is fully inserted may not come out easily.

2. A receipt and a coupon? Where the fuck does he shop?

6, 7, 9, and 10. Yeah, right. Just admit you did it and stop making up bullshit excuses. Ask any ER doctor or nurse, and I'm sure you'll hear all kinds of stories like these.


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spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
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10/13/2012 1:42 am

    Quoting JustHere2Cam:
    1. Any object inserted anally needs to have a wide base to keep it from going in too far. Any object that is fully inserted may not come out easily.

    2. A receipt and a coupon? Where the fuck does he shop?

    6, 7, 9, and 10. Yeah, right. Just admit you did it and stop making up bullshit excuses. Ask any ER doctor or nurse, and I'm sure you'll hear all kinds of stories like these.
Good advice!
We find the excuses sometimes more funny than the actual objects retrieved from someone's bum.
xx


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
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10/13/2012 1:43 am

Does anyone know what this object is?

[image]


JustHere2Cam 55M
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10/13/2012 4:46 am

    Quoting spunkycumfun:
    Does anyone know what this object is?

    [image]
Looks like a vibrator where the top half is meant to wiggle around.


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spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
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10/13/2012 6:05 am

    Quoting JustHere2Cam:
    Looks like a vibrator where the top half is meant to wiggle around.
Thanks, mystery solved! xx


FullOn4U 56M
20399 posts
10/13/2012 10:48 am

I saw one of those "100 accidents that will make you squirm" programmes - the top item was a gay bloke who decided to make a "cast" of his rectum. His partner filled his arse up with wet cement - which wasn't too clever as it's caustic and pretty soon he realized he was in trouble. Unfortunately your arse is the perfect setting environment for cement - warm and moist. It had rock solid and he had to go to A&E to get it removed. But he got a cement replica of the inside of his arse


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
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10/14/2012 12:05 am

    Quoting FullOn4U:
    I saw one of those "100 accidents that will make you squirm" programmes - the top item was a gay bloke who decided to make a "cast" of his rectum. His partner filled his arse up with wet cement - which wasn't too clever as it's caustic and pretty soon he realized he was in trouble. Unfortunately your arse is the perfect setting environment for cement - warm and moist. It had rock solid and he had to go to A&E to get it removed. But he got a cement replica of the inside of his arse
It's incredible what some people do. Though the rectum is "the perfect setting" for cement, you would think their brains would kick in somwhere!
xx


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