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spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
29835 posts
1/10/2022 5:43 am
AN INTERVIEW WITH A SMARTASS



By popular demand, it is my pleasure to have recently interviewed smartasswoman, a long standing and much admired member of blogland. Below are her answers to the twenty questions I asked.
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An obvious question first. Are you a smart ass?
Yes, I would say that I am, although maybe not as much as when I first adopted the username in 2005. I have tried to work on being more of a kind person, and that sometimes interferes with making a sarcastic comeback.

What three words would you use and what three words would your close friends use to describe your personality?
I would say I am introverted, smart, and hedonistic (in that I like my pleasures such as good food and massage - it does not apply so much in the sex realm any more).
I asked a couple of my friends. One replied: generous, warm-hearted, and this is hard to limit to just three words, because I want to say wildly adventurous homebody. You are very difficult to sum up. The other said: creative, kind, data driven, smart!

From your blog, it is clear you are a voracious reader of books. What book is your favourite book, and why?
I am a big Jane Austen fan, and my favorite book of hers is Pride and Prejudice. I even had a P&P themed profile for a short while, By Popular Demand, MissJaneAusten, and was contacted by a Mr Darcy in England.

Also from your blog, it is evident that you are an accomplished knitter. Have you ever knitted or been asked to knit a willy warmer?
It has been suggested to me a few times, but I have not had a model to fit-test one on. At some point I might make an attempt at knitting a bralette and boxer briefs for myself.

What types of music do you like? Do you have a favourite song?
My tastes are pretty eclectic, but if you were to look at my music collection, the largest section would be alternative rock. Favorite song would depend on my mood. When I am feeling a little down it would be Cure for Pain by Morphine. When I just want to blast my ears out with a loud rock song, Another Girl, Another Planet by The Only Ones.

What type of movies do you like? Do you have a favourite movie?
Once again, eclectic but I do tend to gravitate toward lighter fare. I would guess the movie that I have watched the most number of times would be Groundhog Day. It is funny and deep at the same time, and I love Bill Murray.

If you had to live your life in another time and place, when and where would you be?
I am actually pretty fond of modern conveniences, so I do not romanticize the past. I do not know, maybe Paris in the 1920s, because there were so many interesting artists and writers? Out of curiosity I looked on the Quora web site and virtually everyone answered that NOW is the best time to be living. Maybe qualify that a bit and make it 2015 before Covid and the Orange One.

You are from Saint Paul in Minnesota where much of the Fargo movie was filmed. Is Minnesota really like how it is portrayed in the movie?
I would say it is pretty accurate to rural Minnesota. Those of us who live in Minneapolis-St. Paul would like to think we are much more sophisticated than that, haha. But when meeting people in other places, I have had them comment on my Minnesota accent.

When a , what did you want to be when you grew up?
You know, I do not really remember. I do remember my dad speculating that I would become a librarian, because I read so much.

When was the happiest time of your life, and why?
Tough question. I have fond memories of the ten years or so after college, when I was going out to see music every weekend and sometimes during the week too! I do not know that I was always happy during those days, though; there was drama with boyfriends and roommates and so forth.

How many times so far have you fallen in love?
I have been smitten with a few different men, and in only one of those cases was it returned enough to turn into a long term relationship.

Why did you join this site? And in particular why did you decide to blog?
I was newly single after a 14-year relationship, not having any luck at all on traditional dating sites, and the ratios on this site seemed like they would be in my favor. I actually started blogging on MySpace (remember Myspace?) writing about some of my more peculiar adventures here. I wish I had kept a copy of those posts. Sometime in 2006 I noticed that this site had a blog section. For a while I posted in both places, then after MySpace died out it was only here.

The opening words on your profile are, and I quote, Fat old lady with a waning libido . I cannot comment on your libido but you are certainly not fat. Why do you open with these words?
I gave up on meeting anyone from the site years ago. It occurred to me that when people mouse over a user they just see the first few words of the profile so I thought I would make the opening as discouraging as possible. It is also honest - I might not be morbidly obese, but my doctor would agree that I am obese. I am pretty good at taking flattering pictures so a lot of people have commented that they do not believe it.

You write about kink meets in a few of your blog posts. What do these meets entail?
The group that I spend the most time with has a munch once a month. A munch is a low-key get together in a vanilla setting for people to get to know each other. We have a discussion topic at every munch. Then, we try to have a party every third month (obviously this has changed during the past couple years). Parties are in a private home that has a dungeon with things like spanking benches and massage tables. People bring their own equipment such as crops and floggers. We do an icebreaker game that involves doing one minute scenes with people, and then for the rest of the party people do their thing as space and equipment allows. I would say most people have talked before the party to pre-arrange playing with each other.

Are you dominant or submissive, or do you switch? Or have I missed the point?
I consider myself a switch. Probably leaning more toward the side of topping. I am happy to give a spanking or flogging to almost anyone, but pretty selective about letting anyone else top me. With the right person it can be fun and awful and intense at the same time, and I like the buzzy endorphin feeling afterward.

How did you get into this world of kink?
I had an encounter with a man where he held my hands down while we were having sex, and found that pretty exciting. It turned out he was kinky and we later had a true kink scene. I did not like everything about it, but was intrigued and started checking out Alt and later Fetlife.

Are there any sexual acts that you have not done that you would like to do?
I have had fantasies about being with two men, but as I have said a number of times, I have a big problem finding even one man who I would like to have sex with; two seems impossible at this point.

If you could invite three people, dead or alive, to join you at a dinner party, who would you invite?
Dorothy Parker, David Sedaris, and Trevor Noah - it would be a laff riot.

What traits most turn you on and off people?
Turn ons: intelligence, sense of humor, not taking oneself too seriously, good communication skills (can keep a balance between talking and listening). And it is hypocritical since I am not fit, but a fit body and athleticism are a turn-on for me.
Turn offs: bragging, rightwing politics, making a lifestyle out of having a motorcycle.

If you had one wish, what would it be?
That the world would get serious about trying to stop global warming. I worry for my nieces and nephews and their .
____________________________________

Do you have any questions for smartasswoman?
If you would like to read more interviews of bloggers, who should I interview next?


smartasswoman is happy to stay behind and answer any questions you may have for her. So please post your questions as a comment within.

This is the third interview with a blogger I have done. The first interview, a while back, was with kinkyfem73 - see PIMPING KINKY; and the second interview, more recently, was with staci_19702 - see [post 4431766].





spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
1/10/2022 5:45 am

I am toying with the idea of asking Andrew Conru, the site’s founder and the man behind the dark side, to be interviewed. But I’m not sure because it may turn into a moan-fest!


Paulxx001 65M  
22616 posts
1/10/2022 6:40 am

Do you ever wish you'd had children? 🤔


author51 59F  
130010 posts
1/10/2022 7:02 am

It is nice to learn about fellow bloggers who you might not know a lot about and what makes them tick... Thanks for sharing Hun... xoxo


EnigmaInitiative 54F  
6054 posts
1/10/2022 7:09 am

These are great and I love that you do them, please keep doing more.

Maybe BJ next?

I don't have any further questions and think you did an excellent job

This week's HNW: Pink/Hearts (Or Chocolate) is available on the other side.


staci_19702 51T  
3767 posts
1/10/2022 7:13 am

Wow! I had no idea!
Never having read the profile, this is interesting!
Seems like you would make a perfect dom. So, no romantic interests have come from the parties? Or is that setting more of a release and a hobby?
Would love to see a crochet bralette!
Thanks for putting this up!!

Have a great day! 💋
Staci


GhostofH 63M  
22788 posts
1/10/2022 7:50 am

Great post, Spunky! *clapping* I really enjoy these types of post on so many levels. 'Thank-you' for taking the time to do the interview and to Ms. Smartass for allowing herself to be 'exposed' to the masses of the site. Very courageous. *hugs*


bbuckwwheat 63M  
6265 posts
1/10/2022 8:16 am

I agree, BJ would be excellent

I also think pocogato would be another excellent interview

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smartasswoman 64F  
35813 posts
1/10/2022 8:22 am

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    Do you ever wish you'd had children? 🤔
Sometimes, yes. The story behind that is in my one LTR, my partner already had a vasectomy (which he had gotten at the request of his wife when he was married, but I don’t think he really wanted more kids, anyway).

If anything I sort of regret that I didn’t take more advantage of the freedom that I had from not having kids (traveling, etc.).


scoupe42 59M  

1/10/2022 8:31 am

Good blog!


smartasswoman 64F  
35813 posts
1/10/2022 8:37 am

    Quoting staci_19702:
    Wow! I had no idea!
    Never having read the profile, this is interesting!
    Seems like you would make a perfect dom. So, no romantic interests have come from the parties? Or is that setting more of a release and a hobby?
    Would love to see a crochet bralette!
    Thanks for putting this up!!
I'm not sure I would be a perfect Dom, as I don't feel I'm good at the psychological element of dominating someone (especially on a day to day basis, not just in a scene at a party). That's why I refer to myself as a top rather than a Dom.

I would love it if a romantic connection arose with one of the people I meet at kink events. One of the things that's great about that community is almost everyone is very open, accepting, and nonjudgmental, which is a great place to start. But, so far that hasn't happened...


smartasswoman 64F  
35813 posts
1/10/2022 8:38 am

Thanks for the great set of questions, spunky, some of them were real brain teasers!


CleavageFan4U 65M  
69374 posts
1/10/2022 9:33 am

Excellent job once again Spunky!

After reading your great job, my follow-on questions would be:
1 - With regard to romantic / conventional sexual relationships, at this point in your life would you say you're more attracted to men or women?
2 - Same basic idea as the question above, but in regard to more kinky sex play - Are you more interested in engaging in kink with men or women?

OH YEAH, and tell Smartie my willy warmer test subject fitting fees are quite reasonable!!

Maybe you need to tag "EnigmaInitiative" next, or SuperBJ, as others have already suggested.

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Tmptrzz 59F  
107038 posts
1/10/2022 9:50 am

Another great interview of a very lovely lady. Learned a lot of new things about her. Thanks for taking the time to share this wonderful interview with us. I hope your Monday i a great start to your week..

Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


SilverFoxMark66 67M
286 posts
1/10/2022 9:51 am

Having (finally) read your profile SmartAss I'd say you're def not fat & actually have quite a good figure too, 'tho I understand from above why you put that on your profle, so big warm horny hugs from London, UK, Mark x


smartasswoman 64F  
35813 posts
1/10/2022 10:01 am

    Quoting CleavageFan4U:
    Excellent job once again Spunky!

    After reading your great job, my follow-on questions would be:
    1 - With regard to romantic / conventional sexual relationships, at this point in your life would you say you're more attracted to men or women?
    2 - Same basic idea as the question above, but in regard to more kinky sex play - Are you more interested in engaging in kink with men or women?

    OH YEAH, and tell Smartie my willy warmer test subject fitting fees are quite reasonable!!

    Maybe you need to tag "EnigmaInitiative" next, or SuperBJ, as others have already suggested.

    I ALWAYS Miss Out on this Stuff
    The End of the Crackberry
    NYE Booze, on HNW
    [post 3312759] My Private Post - Tell Me ALL Your Secrets – Anything you write here is just between us
Yikes, more brain teasers!

Let's see....I'd like to think that I'm open to a relationship with a woman, and probably in many ways I have more things in common with other women (there's not a lot of guys who are into book clubs and knitting, haha). But at the same time it feels hard to break out of the heterosexual mode I've been in all of my life. The one woman I've felt a strong 'click' with, was my dominatrix friend and I suspect that was because she's a professional flirt who's very good at getting people attracted to her.

On the kink side, I'm equal opportunity. Although when I think about it, most of my scenes have been with men. I tend to be shy about asking, and maybe men are more willing to ask me, than women?


smartasswoman 64F  
35813 posts
1/10/2022 10:38 am

    Quoting SilverFoxMark66:
    Having (finally) read your profile SmartAss I'd say you're def not fat & actually have quite a good figure too, 'tho I understand from above why you put that on your profle, so big warm horny hugs from London, UK, Mark x
Wellll my Wonder Woman picture was taken in 2019, before some quarantine-related weight gain, haha! (not enough exercise and too much baking).

But thanks!


citizen4722 64M  
74582 posts
1/10/2022 11:37 am

I enjoy reading interviews of bloggers that I follow. I was happy to read that Smartass likes to listen to The Only Ones. They were/are a great band


smartasswoman 64F  
35813 posts
1/10/2022 11:56 am

    Quoting citizen4722:
    I enjoy reading interviews of bloggers that I follow. I was happy to read that Smartass likes to listen to The Only Ones. They were/are a great band
I saw them in a small bar in Minneapolis- maybe it was 1979? I couldn’t hear for days afterwards


smartasswoman 64F  
35813 posts
1/10/2022 3:36 pm

    Quoting  :

I think these are really fun, too.

I took my first knitting class in spring of 2018. I was extremely awkward at first (and am still not a super fast knitter) but I soon was hooked and enjoy the challenge of figuring out new stitches and patterns.


lonlyforlove2 79M  
32704 posts
1/10/2022 4:37 pm

Kudos to you, a good show.. A very good read...

Stop by at lonlyforlove2
also see Lunch with Lonly , we get snow tomorrow
Check my blog on New Community, "A photo of my big Pecker"
also, " My Sunday afternoon with the kids'


mc_justmc 62M  
6929 posts
1/10/2022 4:56 pm

Very interesting interview. More pieces of the Smarty puzzle!!!


PonyGirl1965 56F  
22090 posts
1/10/2022 7:51 pm

Great interview!
I would love to hear from Andrew. Is he just one man or is he a group?
Is he really trying to torture us with glitches or is it an accident?


Jules1590 54F  
8151 posts
1/10/2022 9:11 pm

Great interview Spunky. Enjoyed the questions you selected.

Smarty,
I have always been struck by your intelligence and your refreshing candor on your blog. You shoot from the hip, gotta respect that.

As an avid reader, have you ever taken pen to pad yourself?
Ever have an interest in writing a book?
What would the genre be?


easyrider4008 65M
2563 posts
1/11/2022 3:53 am

An interesting read, thanks for sharing.


pal334 67M  
45821 posts
1/11/2022 5:33 am

WHat a treat. thank you both for sharing

Please cum visit my blog,,,,,,,,,,,,pal334



smartasswoman 64F  
35813 posts
1/11/2022 11:39 am

    Quoting Jules1590:
    Great interview Spunky. Enjoyed the questions you selected.

    Smarty,
    I have always been struck by your intelligence and your refreshing candor on your blog. You shoot from the hip, gotta respect that.

    As an avid reader, have you ever taken pen to pad yourself?
    Ever have an interest in writing a book?
    What would the genre be?
I really do love to write, and have thought about this on and off. For a while I thought a memoir type book about my crazy adventures here might be the thing (damn those lost Myspace posts!).

I'm pretty sure that I don't have the imagination to come up with the plot for a novel - or the discipline to outline said plot...

I do think I'd be a pretty great editor - that's the detail oriented side of me.


smartasswoman 64F  
35813 posts
1/11/2022 11:40 am

    Quoting mc_justmc:
    Very interesting interview. More pieces of the Smarty puzzle!!!
You think I'm a puzzle?! And here I feel like I'm an open book. 😃


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
1/12/2022 10:22 am

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    Do you ever wish you'd had children? 🤔
I'm always available for a small fee as a sperm donor!


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
1/12/2022 10:24 am

    Quoting author51:
    It is nice to learn about fellow bloggers who you might not know a lot about and what makes them tick... Thanks for sharing Hun... xoxo
I love interviewing fellow bloggers because, as you say, you get to know them better.


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
1/12/2022 10:25 am

    Quoting EnigmaInitiative:
    These are great and I love that you do them, please keep doing more.

    Maybe BJ next?

    I don't have any further questions and think you did an excellent job
I'll keep the interviews going. And I've noted your good suggestion for my next interview.


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
1/12/2022 10:26 am

    Quoting staci_19702:
    Wow! I had no idea!
    Never having read the profile, this is interesting!
    Seems like you would make a perfect dom. So, no romantic interests have come from the parties? Or is that setting more of a release and a hobby?
    Would love to see a crochet bralette!
    Thanks for putting this up!!
The interviews seem to be going well. Now onto my next one!


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
1/12/2022 10:27 am

    Quoting GhostofH:
    Great post, Spunky! *clapping* I really enjoy these types of post on so many levels. 'Thank-you' for taking the time to do the interview and to Ms. Smartass for allowing herself to be 'exposed' to the masses of the site. Very courageous. *hugs*
I'm pleased you enjoyed the interview. I enjoyed doing the interview.


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
1/12/2022 10:28 am

    Quoting bbuckwwheat:
    I agree, BJ would be excellent

    I also think pocogato would be another excellent interview
Thanks for your two suggestions to be interviewed, duly noted.
And thanks for stopping by.


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
1/12/2022 10:28 am

I'm pleased you enjoyed the interview.


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
1/12/2022 10:29 am

    Quoting smartasswoman:
    Thanks for the great set of questions, spunky, some of them were real brain teasers!
And thanks again for agreeing to be interviewed. I think it went down very well.


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
1/12/2022 10:30 am

    Quoting CleavageFan4U:
    Excellent job once again Spunky!

    After reading your great job, my follow-on questions would be:
    1 - With regard to romantic / conventional sexual relationships, at this point in your life would you say you're more attracted to men or women?
    2 - Same basic idea as the question above, but in regard to more kinky sex play - Are you more interested in engaging in kink with men or women?

    OH YEAH, and tell Smartie my willy warmer test subject fitting fees are quite reasonable!!

    Maybe you need to tag "EnigmaInitiative" next, or SuperBJ, as others have already suggested.

    I ALWAYS Miss Out on this Stuff
    The End of the Crackberry
    NYE Booze, on HNW
    [post 3312759] My Private Post - Tell Me ALL Your Secrets – Anything you write here is just between us
I hope you get tested for a willy warmer very soon!


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
1/12/2022 10:32 am

    Quoting Tmptrzz:
    Another great interview of a very lovely lady. Learned a lot of new things about her. Thanks for taking the time to share this wonderful interview with us. I hope your Monday i a great start to your week..
I'm pleased you liked the interrview. I think I'll do another one; I just need to find another willing victim!


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
1/12/2022 10:33 am

    Quoting SilverFoxMark66:
    Having (finally) read your profile SmartAss I'd say you're def not fat & actually have quite a good figure too, 'tho I understand from above why you put that on your profle, so big warm horny hugs from London, UK, Mark x
I think there's some clever reverse marketing going on in her profile!


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
1/12/2022 10:35 am

    Quoting citizen4722:
    I enjoy reading interviews of bloggers that I follow. I was happy to read that Smartass likes to listen to The Only Ones. They were/are a great band
The Only Ones' Another Girl, Another Planet is a brilliant song and a little under-rated in my humble opinion.


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
1/12/2022 10:37 am

    Quoting  :

Mr Cleavage is now in my sights for an interview, but a couple of bloggers have suggested your good self to be interviewed!


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
1/12/2022 10:38 am

    Quoting lonlyforlove2:
    Kudos to you, a good show.. A very good read...
I'm very pleased you enjoyed reading the interview.


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
1/12/2022 10:39 am

    Quoting mc_justmc:
    Very interesting interview. More pieces of the Smarty puzzle!!!
I'm glad you found the interview interesting. I certainly did.


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
1/12/2022 10:40 am

    Quoting PonyGirl1965:
    Great interview!
    I would love to hear from Andrew. Is he just one man or is he a group?
    Is he really trying to torture us with glitches or is it an accident?
I'm pleased you enjoyed the interview.
Andrew is the man behind the dark side!


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
1/12/2022 10:41 am

    Quoting Jules1590:
    Great interview Spunky. Enjoyed the questions you selected.

    Smarty,
    I have always been struck by your intelligence and your refreshing candor on your blog. You shoot from the hip, gotta respect that.

    As an avid reader, have you ever taken pen to pad yourself?
    Ever have an interest in writing a book?
    What would the genre be?
I'm very pleased you enjoyed the interview. I quite like being the interviewer; asking questions is always much easier than answering questions!


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
1/12/2022 10:42 am

I'm pleased you enjoyed the interview. And thanks for stopping by to read it.


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
1/12/2022 10:43 am

    Quoting pal334:
    WHat a treat. thank you both for sharing
I quite like doing interviews; at least I don't have to answer the questions!


smartasswoman 64F  
35813 posts
1/12/2022 10:56 am

    Quoting spunkycumfun:
    I'm always available for a small fee as a sperm donor!
I think that ship already sailed a long time ago...


smartasswoman 64F  
35813 posts
1/12/2022 10:59 am

    Quoting spunkycumfun:
    The Only Ones' Another Girl, Another Planet is a brilliant song and a little under-rated in my humble opinion.
I agree. Back in the day, my roommate and I would dance around in the living room to that song. Even her boyfriend, who hated punk/new wave music and preferred groups like The Charlie Daniels band, grudgingly admitted that the guitar solo in that song kicks ass.


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
1/13/2022 2:44 am

    Quoting smartasswoman:
    I think that ship already sailed a long time ago...
My sperm is used to sailing far and wide!


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
1/13/2022 2:47 am

    Quoting smartasswoman:
    I agree. Back in the day, my roommate and I would dance around in the living room to that song. Even her boyfriend, who hated punk/new wave music and preferred groups like The Charlie Daniels band, grudgingly admitted that the guitar solo in that song kicks ass.
Another Girl, Another Planet has been covered a few times but nothing beats the Only Ones' original.


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
1/13/2022 2:48 am

    Quoting  :

That's great. I'm mail you about the interview.


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