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spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
29878 posts
1/18/2022 6:20 am
FARTING IS NOT TRIVIAL



Above is a 1798 cartoon, drawn by Richard Newton, showing John Bull farting in the face of King George III. Below are five bits of trivia about farting or, to be more polite, flatulence.

Fart is a long-established word in the English language. Its etymological roots lie in the Middle English words of ferten, feortan and farten, which in turn can be traced back to the Old High German word of ferzan. Germany is the literal home of the fart!

One of the oldest jokes in recorded history is a fart joke. Around 1900 BC, a popular Sumerian proverb was: something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in the lap of her husband. The Sumerians were funny people!

Scientists have found that most people fart between 13 and 22 times a day and that the farts of women smell worse than those of men. Scientists who research farts are called flatologists; someone has to do this research!

Farts travel about 10 feet per second, nearly 7 miles per hour. Given that the average walking speed for a human is between 3 and 4 miles per hour, you need to run away fast from the fart to escape the smell. However, given that the average running speed of a man is 8 miles per hour but only 6.5 miles per hour for women, the average woman can never escape the smell of a fart.

Not surprisingly, there is a massive literature on the subject of farting. Two books stand out from the crowd. Jane Bexley penned a book for , Freddie the Farting Snowman; I can see most loving this book. Don Nibbelink wrote a book, Fearsome Folklore of Farting; having read a few extracts, I am putting the book at the top of my list for Christmas presents this year!

Have you experienced any embarrassing farting moments?
Have you blamed the for your fart?


As I do not knowingly fart, I have not had any embarrassing moments nor had the need to blame the dog!





spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41166 posts
1/18/2022 6:22 am

There’s no hiding for a suspected culprit of a fart. It’s either ‘Person who denied it, supplied it’ or ‘Person who smelt it, dealt it’!


missingthe_y 62M
67 posts
1/18/2022 7:42 am

In ancient Rome, a law was passed to allow farting in the public forum (the forum was basically an open air marketplace)


EnigmaInitiative 53F  
6054 posts
1/18/2022 7:47 am

Have you experienced any embarrassing farting moments?

I've tried to do the silent fart so many times in my life to stave off embarrassment. Never worked. A polite "excuse me" followed by me giggling and calling myself a child usually helps.

Have you blamed the dog for your fart?

No, but I did continue the tradition my father started by blaming "barking spiders".

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author51 59F  
130010 posts
1/18/2022 9:14 am

I wrote a post while you had disappeared from Blog Land titled " Never Hold Your Farts In" which reminds me of this one..You either own it or you don't..lol.For me it is either Go Big Or Go Home as we all Pass Wind. Women included there..I never blame someone else. It is a body function we all have as a Human being.. I do not have dogs nor cats so have only myself to blame for them anyways Hun..xoxo


Tmptrzz 59F  
107033 posts
1/18/2022 9:26 am

Some very intriguing information about the history of Farting. It is a natural function that no one should be ashamed of in my book.

Have you experienced any embarrassing farting moments? I can't remember there ever
being one..

Have you blamed the dog for your fart? No that's just wrong, although I have been around other people who have.

I hope you enjoy a terrific Tuesday..

Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


peladodel56 65M  
10340 posts
1/18/2022 9:26 am

Voy a tener que pensar seriamente en tener un perro...


Paulxx001 65M  
22616 posts
1/18/2022 9:38 am

I rarely play darts 🎯 but it's fun with a group.


lok4fun500 M  
51897 posts
1/18/2022 10:36 am

NO embarrassing moments for me!
I have blamed a cat!
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smartasswoman 64F  
35813 posts
1/18/2022 11:19 am

Most of my embarrassing moments have been in yoga or pilates classes - something about the contortions makes it impossible to hold it in! (and also seems to accelerate the movement of gas through the body).


citizen4722 64M  
74582 posts
1/18/2022 1:03 pm

Have you experienced any embarrassing farting moments? - Too many to mention!
Have you blamed the dog for your fart? - Yes, but often he blamed me...and he was right!


LadiesR2B1rst 58M  
2735 posts
1/18/2022 4:44 pm

Always blame it on the dog. Lol.


secret_lade 48F  
9227 posts
1/18/2022 10:46 pm

I hold it all in, all day long.... So, God only knows what happens when I'm sleeping. I'm certain it's all coming back out. Yikes! Good thing I sleep alone!


pal334 67M  
45821 posts
1/19/2022 5:33 am

I have had so many bad times, it became normal . And yes, I have two large dogs and they are some nasty dudes!

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CleavageFan4U 65M  
69374 posts
1/19/2022 6:14 am

I'll never forget the time I was spooning with a relatively new lover and she farted. She quickly added: "I guess the romance is over".

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spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41166 posts
1/20/2022 3:19 am

    Quoting missingthe_y:
    In ancient Rome, a law was passed to allow farting in the public forum (the forum was basically an open air marketplace)
Before that law, presumably the Romans had officials policing the public forum checking that nobody farted. A difficlt job given there's no lasting evidence!
Thanks for stopping by.


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41166 posts
1/20/2022 3:20 am

    Quoting EnigmaInitiative:
    Have you experienced any embarrassing farting moments?

    I've tried to do the silent fart so many times in my life to stave off embarrassment. Never worked. A polite "excuse me" followed by me giggling and calling myself a child usually helps.

    Have you blamed the dog for your fart?

    No, but I did continue the tradition my father started by blaming "barking spiders".
Those barking spiders came in handy!


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41166 posts
1/20/2022 3:22 am

    Quoting author51:
    I wrote a post while you had disappeared from Blog Land titled " Never Hold Your Farts In" which reminds me of this one..You either own it or you don't..lol.For me it is either Go Big Or Go Home as we all Pass Wind. Women included there..I never blame someone else. It is a body function we all have as a Human being.. I do not have dogs nor cats so have only myself to blame for them anyways Hun..xoxo
Go Big or Go Home; I hope you don't want to fart while having sex as a big choice has to be made!


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41166 posts
1/20/2022 3:23 am

    Quoting Tmptrzz:
    Some very intriguing information about the history of Farting. It is a natural function that no one should be ashamed of in my book.

    Have you experienced any embarrassing farting moments? I can't remember there ever
    being one..

    Have you blamed the dog for your fart? No that's just wrong, although I have been around other people who have.

    I hope you enjoy a terrific Tuesday..
I always thought that was one advantage of owning a pet dog; an easy scapegoat for any farting!


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41166 posts
1/20/2022 3:27 am

    Quoting peladodel56:
    Voy a tener que pensar seriamente en tener un perro...
Ahora sé que un perro es un fart en español. Perro es una palabra mucho más bonita que fart!
Gracias por pasar.


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41166 posts
1/20/2022 3:28 am

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    I rarely play darts 🎯 but it's fun with a group.
Group darts sounds fun but group farts sounds less fun!


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41166 posts
1/20/2022 3:29 am

    Quoting lok4fun500:
    NO embarrassing moments for me!
    I have blamed a cat!
    [image]
I've never heard a cat fart!


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41166 posts
1/20/2022 3:31 am

    Quoting smartasswoman:
    Most of my embarrassing moments have been in yoga or pilates classes - something about the contortions makes it impossible to hold it in! (and also seems to accelerate the movement of gas through the body).
I can imagine a yoga or a pilates class sounding like a symphony orchestra!


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41166 posts
1/20/2022 3:50 am

    Quoting  :

I think farting during sex would kill the moment, though no doubt there are people out there who woulkd get off on it.


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41166 posts
1/20/2022 4:05 am

    Quoting secret_lade:
    I hold it all in, all day long.... So, God only knows what happens when I'm sleeping. I'm certain it's all coming back out. Yikes! Good thing I sleep alone!
Perhaps you should set up a recording device while you sleep to see what happens!


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41166 posts
1/20/2022 4:10 am

Spooning is probably the wsorst position for a woman to fart. To avoid the blast, I'd go missionary next time!


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41166 posts
1/20/2022 7:24 am

    Quoting pal334:
    I have had so many bad times, it became normal . And yes, I have two large dogs and they are some nasty dudes!
I hope you survived those bad times!


seingalt23 57M  
5565 posts
1/21/2022 12:49 pm

What comes in, must come out. It is natural, but is still a taboo for many people.

Thanks for starting this scientific approach.

I do not remember any bad timing, but how enjoyable a hiking tour can be.

Further I remembered a great joke about a fart in front of the queen, but I could not remember it completely nor find it in my search engine. But another one:

A girl promises to teach her boyfriend what 69ing is.

He lies down on the floor and she squats down over his face to assume the position and farts. Embarrassed she stands up and apologises. She squats down for another go but farts again, she gets up and apologises again.

Before she can have a third go, her boyfriend gets up and goes to walk out saying yeah this isn't really for me, I'm not having 67 more of those in my face

Giacomo


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41166 posts
1/22/2022 3:55 am

    Quoting seingalt23:
    What comes in, must come out. It is natural, but is still a taboo for many people.

    Thanks for starting this scientific approach.

    I do not remember any bad timing, but how enjoyable a hiking tour can be.

    Further I remembered a great joke about a fart in front of the queen, but I could not remember it completely nor find it in my search engine. But another one:

    A girl promises to teach her boyfriend what 69ing is.

    He lies down on the floor and she squats down over his face to assume the position and farts. Embarrassed she stands up and apologises. She squats down for another go but farts again, she gets up and apologises again.

    Before she can have a third go, her boyfriend gets up and goes to walk out saying yeah this isn't really for me, I'm not having 67 more of those in my face

    Giacomo
I love your 69 joke.
I'm now imagining the Queen farting; I guess she'll give herself a royal pardon!


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