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FARTING IS NOT TRIVIAL
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FARTING IS NOT TRIVIAL  Above is a 1798 cartoon, drawn by Richard Newton, showing John Bull farting in the face of King George III. Below are five bits of trivia about farting or, to be more polite, flatulence. Fart is a long-established word in the English language. Its etymological roots lie in the Middle English words of ferten, feortan and farten, which in turn can be traced back to the Old High German word of ferzan. Germany is the literal home of the fart! One of the oldest jokes in recorded history is a fart joke. Around 1900 BC, a popular Sumerian proverb was: something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in the lap of her husband. The Sumerians were funny people! Scientists have found that most people fart between 13 and 22 times a day and that the farts of women smell worse than those of men. Scientists who research farts are called flatologists; someone has to do this research! Farts travel about 10 feet per second, nearly 7 miles per hour. Given that the average walking speed for a human is between 3 and 4 miles per hour, you need to run away fast from the fart to escape the smell. However, given that the average running speed of a man is 8 miles per hour but only 6.5 miles per hour for women, the average woman can never escape the smell of a fart. Not surprisingly, there is a massive literature on the subject of farting. Two books stand out from the crowd. Jane Bexley penned a book for , Freddie the Farting Snowman; I can see most loving this book. Don Nibbelink wrote a book, Fearsome Folklore of Farting; having read a few extracts, I am putting the book at the top of my list for Christmas presents this year! Have you experienced any embarrassing farting moments? Have you blamed the for your fart? As I do not knowingly fart, I have not had any embarrassing moments nor had the need to blame the dog!   |
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There’s no hiding for a suspected culprit of a fart. It’s either ‘Person who denied it, supplied it’ or ‘Person who smelt it, dealt it’! 
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Some very intriguing information about the history of Farting. It is a natural function that no one should be ashamed of in my book. Have you experienced any embarrassing farting moments? I can't remember there ever being one.. Have you blamed the dog for your fart? No that's just wrong, although I have been around other people who have. I hope you enjoy a terrific Tuesday.. Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on.. 
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Voy a tener que pensar seriamente en tener un perro...
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I rarely play darts 🎯 but it's fun with a group. ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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NO embarrassing moments for me!   I have blamed a cat!   [image]
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Most of my embarrassing moments have been in yoga or pilates classes - something about the contortions makes it impossible to hold it in! (and also seems to accelerate the movement of gas through the body).  
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Have you experienced any embarrassing farting moments? - Too many to mention! Have you blamed the dog for your fart? - Yes, but often he blamed me...and he was right! 
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I really hate farting during sex ... especially when I'm receiving oral. Now I'll feel worse knowing my farts are stinkier than his! Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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Always blame it on the dog. Lol.
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I hold it all in, all day long.... So, God only knows what happens when I'm sleeping. I'm certain it's all coming back out. Yikes! Good thing I sleep alone!
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. And yes, I have two large dogs and they are some nasty dudes!
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I'll never forget the time I was spooning with a relatively new lover and she farted. She quickly added: "I guess the romance is over". My Balls, on HNW I am Thinking Ahead and You Get the Benefit Is This a Sign of What Is to Come [post 3312759] My Private Post - Tell Me ALL Your Secrets – Anything you write here is just between us
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Before that law, presumably the Romans had officials policing the public forum checking that nobody farted. A difficlt job given there's no lasting evidence! Thanks for stopping by.
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Those barking spiders came in handy!
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Go Big or Go Home; I hope you don't want to fart while having sex as a big choice has to be made!
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Some very intriguing information about the history of Farting. It is a natural function that no one should be ashamed of in my book. Have you experienced any embarrassing farting moments? I can't remember there ever being one.. Have you blamed the dog for your fart? No that's just wrong, although I have been around other people who have. I hope you enjoy a terrific Tuesday..
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Voy a tener que pensar seriamente en tener un perro... Gracias por pasar.
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I rarely play darts 🎯 but it's fun with a group.
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NO embarrassing moments for me! I have blamed a cat! [image]
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Most of my embarrassing moments have been in yoga or pilates classes - something about the contortions makes it impossible to hold it in! (and also seems to accelerate the movement of gas through the body).
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I really hate farting during sex ... especially when I'm receiving oral. Now I'll feel worse knowing my farts are stinkier than his!
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I hold it all in, all day long.... So, God only knows what happens when I'm sleeping. I'm certain it's all coming back out. Yikes! Good thing I sleep alone!
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I'll never forget the time I was spooning with a relatively new lover and she farted. She quickly added: "I guess the romance is over". My Balls, on HNW I am Thinking Ahead and You Get the Benefit Is This a Sign of What Is to Come [post 3312759] My Private Post - Tell Me ALL Your Secrets – Anything you write here is just between us
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. And yes, I have two large dogs and they are some nasty dudes!
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What comes in, must come out. It is natural, but is still a taboo for many people. Thanks for starting this scientific approach. I do not remember any bad timing, but how enjoyable a hiking tour can be. Further I remembered a great joke about a fart in front of the queen, but I could not remember it completely nor find it in my search engine. But another one: A girl promises to teach her boyfriend what 69ing is. He lies down on the floor and she squats down over his face to assume the position and farts. Embarrassed she stands up and apologises. She squats down for another go but farts again, she gets up and apologises again. Before she can have a third go, her boyfriend gets up and goes to walk out saying yeah this isn't really for me, I'm not having 67 more of those in my face Giacomo  Chevalier de Seingalt Mehr * More: in meinem - in my Blog and my group Casanovas Separee -Privat Chat PRIVATE POSTBOX* Giacomo Casanova in a Nutshell* Giacomo Casanova auf die Schnelle
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What comes in, must come out. It is natural, but is still a taboo for many people. Thanks for starting this scientific approach. I do not remember any bad timing, but how enjoyable a hiking tour can be. Further I remembered a great joke about a fart in front of the queen, but I could not remember it completely nor find it in my search engine. But another one: A girl promises to teach her boyfriend what 69ing is. He lies down on the floor and she squats down over his face to assume the position and farts. Embarrassed she stands up and apologises. She squats down for another go but farts again, she gets up and apologises again. Before she can have a third go, her boyfriend gets up and goes to walk out saying yeah this isn't really for me, I'm not having 67 more of those in my face Giacomo I'm now imagining the Queen farting; I guess she'll give herself a royal pardon!
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