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FRIDAY IS A FUNNY DAY  

spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
29849 posts
9/10/2021 11:44 am
FRIDAY IS A FUNNY DAY



Friday is my favourite day of the week. It’s the start of the weekend! But I don’t understand why I still like Fridays and why I still don’t like Mondays as I’m now retired from work. Each day is the same for me now; my week is just seven groundhog days!

My Mum never believed that my bike was made of spaghetti until I went pasta. But she did tell me how a duck can be turned into a soul singer; just put the duck in a microwave until it’s Bill Withers.

Last week I went to space but I came back early because there was no atmosphere.

Yesterday I went to the doctor with sticks of carrots in my ears and up my nostrils. When I told the doctor that I wasn’t feeling very well, he said that he wasn’t surprised because I wasn’t eating properly.

On coming back from the doctor’s, I saw a hedgehog cross the road. I asked him why he was crossing the road. He replied that he wanted to see his flatmate. And then I saw a magic ambulance; it turned into a hospital.

Last night, I met up with my friend - named Tony because he has no shins - in a nearby bar. Tony was complaining that a bird always craps on his car windscreen. I suggested that he shouldn’t ask her out for a date again.

Today I realised that I only know 25 letters of the alphabet; I don’t know Y.


Do you have a favourite joke?
How would you describe your sense of humour?


My friends have told me that I have a quirky, offbeat and childish sense of humour. Generally, I don’t like jokes that make stereotypical assumptions about groups of people (eg dumb blonde jokes). I like jokes that take you one way and then end in another way. ' jokes are often the jokes!

Almost everyone says that they have a good sense of humour, but that just can’t be true!


















spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
9/10/2021 11:47 am

I was going to post an anal sex joke butt fuck it!


author51 59F  
130010 posts
9/10/2021 12:22 pm

The Bill Withers one had me laughing out loud behind my screen here Spunky. This is one weekend I am loving Friday until Monday , retired or not.. I finally have plans for it without having t o work on a Saturday night.. xoxo


citizen4722 64M  
74582 posts
9/10/2021 12:37 pm


A little boy was lost in the supermarket. He went up to the security guard and said: "I've lost my dad."
The security guard asked him, "What's he like?"
The little boy replied, "Beer, kebabs and big tits."


scoupe42 59M  

9/10/2021 12:43 pm

Thanks for sharing some Friday humor! The weekend is straight ahead.


Tmptrzz 59F  
107038 posts
9/10/2021 1:02 pm

Some great funnies here today.. thanks for the afternoon laughs..

I don't have a favorite joke persay.

And I have a great sense of humor, even a sarcastic one at times..

I hope your Friday is a great start to both of you for your weekend..

Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


Paulxx001 65M  
22616 posts
9/10/2021 1:28 pm

Laughter is great, no matter WHAT the flavour.
I laugh for myself; you? 😎👍❗


staci_19702 51T  
3767 posts
9/10/2021 3:16 pm

Great stuff!
Hear about the new cemetery?
Everyone’s dying to get in.

Have a great day! 💋
Staci


lonlyforlove2 79M  
32704 posts
9/10/2021 8:43 pm

Thanks for the SMILES !!

Stop by at lonlyforlove2
also see Lunch with Lonly , we get snow tomorrow
Check my blog on New Community, "A photo of my big Pecker"
also, " My Sunday afternoon with the kids'


PonyGirl1965 56F  
22090 posts
9/10/2021 9:32 pm

Hahahaha


pal334 67M  
45821 posts
9/11/2021 5:23 am

Do you have a favourite joke? I almost think I like all of them.

How would you describe your sense of humour? "Loose"? I have an open mind for almost anything.

I think you are correct about your sense of humor, almost scary


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Apollo602021 61M  
4461 posts
9/12/2021 11:52 am

I hope Mondays are funny!

Please become an Apollo602021 blog follower!


lindoboy100 59M  
23969 posts
9/13/2021 7:19 am



I just told my suitcase that because of Covid we won't be going on holiday this year. Now I'm dealing with emotional baggage!!


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
9/15/2021 11:50 am

    Quoting author51:
    The Bill Withers one had me laughing out loud behind my screen here Spunky. This is one weekend I am loving Friday until Monday , retired or not.. I finally have plans for it without having t o work on a Saturday night.. xoxo
I hope you had a fun time on your free Saturday night.


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
9/15/2021 11:51 am

    Quoting citizen4722:

    A little boy was lost in the supermarket. He went up to the security guard and said: "I've lost my dad."
    The security guard asked him, "What's he like?"
    The little boy replied, "Beer, kebabs and big tits."
Good joke!


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
9/15/2021 11:51 am

    Quoting scoupe42:
    Thanks for sharing some Friday humor! The weekend is straight ahead.
And the next weekend will soon be here!


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
9/15/2021 11:52 am

    Quoting Tmptrzz:
    Some great funnies here today.. thanks for the afternoon laughs..

    I don't have a favorite joke persay.

    And I have a great sense of humor, even a sarcastic one at times..

    I hope your Friday is a great start to both of you for your weekend..
I love a bit of sarcasm!


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
9/15/2021 12:00 pm

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    Laughter is great, no matter WHAT the flavour.
    I laugh for myself; you? 😎👍❗
Laughing is great, though my laugh is more of a giggle!


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
9/15/2021 12:01 pm

    Quoting staci_19702:
    Great stuff!
    Hear about the new cemetery?
    Everyone’s dying to get in.
Love the cemetery joke!


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
9/15/2021 12:01 pm

I'm pleased the jokes made you smile!
Thanks for stopping by.


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
9/15/2021 12:05 pm

I'm pleased you liked the jokes.


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
9/15/2021 12:09 pm

    Quoting pal334:
    Do you have a favourite joke? I almost think I like all of them.

    How would you describe your sense of humour? "Loose"? I have an open mind for almost anything.

    I think you are correct about your sense of humor, almost scary

It's good to have a broad sense of humour.


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
9/15/2021 12:10 pm

Some Mondays are funny but all Fridays are funnier!


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
9/15/2021 12:11 pm

    Quoting lindoboy100:


    I just told my suitcase that because of Covid we won't be going on holiday this year. Now I'm dealing with emotional baggage!!
I do like that joke!


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