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HOW DO YOU KEEP YOUR BED WARM?  

spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
29279 posts
6/16/2017 12:09 pm
HOW DO YOU KEEP YOUR BED WARM?







"I am the world’s first professional bed warmer," Viktoria Ivachyova recently announced to Russian reporters, "and I’m filling a gap in the market, because nobody likes getting into cold sheets at night."

The twenty-one year old Moscow woman offers to lie in your bed for 4,900 rubles (about £65 or $82) for an hour before your bedtime. Or you can pay her 102,700 rubles (about £1,350 or $1,700) to come in to your home every night for a month.

"I lie in the bed in my pyjamas, and allow the to enter the room while I’m lying there," Viktoria Ivachyova added, "I’m a great listener, and enjoy listening to men talk about their problems."

"There’s just one rule - no physical contact! I always carry a panic alarm, just in case a gets the wrong impression."

Business is so good that Viktoria Ivachyova is now looking to hire more women as professional bed warmers.


How do you warm up your bed?
Would you ever consider using the services of a professional bed warmer?


I’ve used many types of bed warmers, ranging from a hot water bottle to an electric blanket and from pyjamas to extra bedding. At boarding school, because there was no heating, I had to put on extra clothes before going to bed in the winter!

Nowadays my bed warmer is my girlfriend! If I did need a bed warmer, I wouldn’t pay lots of rubles for a professional bed warmer but I would pay a few dollars to buy a Jayne Mansfield hot water bottle to keep warm during those cold nights.








spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
6/16/2017 12:11 pm

Here's Jayne Mansfield, the classic bed warmer!

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effer2910 58M
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6/16/2017 12:15 pm

Oh no, i'll never pay for that. Sometimes, my cat do the job

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sexysixties2 104F
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6/16/2017 12:32 pm

LOL...I wouldn't pay anyone to warm my bed....I actually like cool crisp sheets. In the Winter I succumb to an electric blanket....in the Summer I like cool sheets.

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ranchomongo 68M
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6/16/2017 12:32 pm

I just throw it outside , it s going to be 113 degrees F. today and bring it in about 4 mins later.

LOL


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leon05942 28M
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6/16/2017 12:45 pm

pagar por una cama asi? jajajaja me dio risa esta publicación


SoItGoes2017 46M
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6/16/2017 12:57 pm

I warm up my bed with hot wax, but that's me.


greekphilosopher 59M
4077 posts
6/16/2017 12:58 pm

I do not have a bed warmer at the mo, but luckily where I live, it is all inclusive. So if I can not keep the bed warm, I keep the room at "pleasant hot"
I would not use the services of a pro for warming my bed, but amateurs are most welcome!
Also, this seems a nice job, so please forward details of any prospective employers, if you know any, in the private sector, of course, as I can not go corporate yet, with just one of me!
Now goes to the coins collection jar, looking to count the rubles ...


TicklePlease 54F  
13851 posts
6/16/2017 1:10 pm

I'm not saying I'd kick Jayne Mansfield out of bed but..... well, yes I am saying that.

Suuuuuure there's no touching. That's only permissible if the bed owner upgrades to the next level of "warming" and it costs a whole lot more than talking.

My dog does a damn fine job of pre-warming the bed and doesn't even mind when I boot him off!


redrockrascal 63M  
23580 posts
6/16/2017 2:06 pm

How do you warm up your bed? I don't

Would you ever consider using the services of a professional bed warmer?
If she were on this site and had the initials KF - YES

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wickedeasy 72F
32404 posts
6/16/2017 3:41 pm

not so sure I believe Viktoria but that being said, I have a dog. he's very toasty.

You cannot conceive the many without the one.


lok4fun500 M  
51906 posts
6/16/2017 3:55 pm

I don't want a warm bed.....it warms up fine with with "hot" body!


tickles4us 60M  
7262 posts
6/16/2017 4:27 pm

How do you warm up your bed? By sliding my behind in and pulling the covers up around my neck.

Would you ever consider using the services of a professional bed warmer? Maybe if I won the lottery but I suspect I wouldn't need to hire someone for that then.

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Furbal1972 50M
18571 posts
6/16/2017 7:22 pm

I do have a cat, but he only likes one corner of the bed.

Sounds like a pretty silly job. .. But if you can find people to pay that, it is a novel way to make money.

Does she change clothes while she's there? .. Could be interesting to the neighbors to see a lady leave in her pajamas every night, after only staying an hour.

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pal334 67M  
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6/17/2017 5:12 am

How do you warm up your bed? Generally a FWB [image]

Would you ever consider using the services of a professional bed warmer? No I prefer amateur help


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sweet_VM 63F  
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6/18/2017 9:52 am

Electric blanket in the winter time.. I rather have some real help in keeping it warm hugssss V

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pocogato12 70F
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6/19/2017 3:28 am

No I would not hire a pro to warm my bed- I like my men "real". Besides that I am a confessed sheet snob and cool sheets are lovely. I can always find flannel ones in the winter

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lindoboy100 59M  
23969 posts
6/19/2017 12:31 pm

1. Kinda obvious for me really - I fart!
2. I am a professional bed farter/warmer, no need to hire another one!!


citizen4722 64M  
74582 posts
6/19/2017 4:24 pm

Well, she certainly beats my hot water bottle


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
6/25/2017 1:05 pm

    Quoting effer2910:
    Oh no, i'll never pay for that. Sometimes, my cat do the job
Cats are great bed-warmers, plus they don't take up all the bed!


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
6/25/2017 1:06 pm

    Quoting sexysixties2:
    LOL...I wouldn't pay anyone to warm my bed....I actually like cool crisp sheets. In the Winter I succumb to an electric blanket....in the Summer I like cool sheets.
I like cold bed linen too, especially in the summer!


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
6/25/2017 1:07 pm

    Quoting ranchomongo:
    I just throw it outside , it s going to be 113 degrees F. today and bring it in about 4 mins later.

    LOL
You have the reverse problem we have here in the UK!


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
6/25/2017 1:10 pm

    Quoting fenixavestruz:
    pues con alguien como tu ummm no solo caliente, sino muy caliente bb
Gracias por pasar.


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
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6/25/2017 1:13 pm

    Quoting leon05942:
    pagar por una cama asi? jajajaja me dio risa esta publicación
Muchas gracias por pasar.


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
6/25/2017 1:14 pm

    Quoting SoItGoes2017:
    I warm up my bed with hot wax, but that's me.
Hot wax warmed-up bed, that sounds interesting!


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
6/26/2017 1:34 am

    Quoting greekphilosopher:
    I do not have a bed warmer at the mo, but luckily where I live, it is all inclusive. So if I can not keep the bed warm, I keep the room at "pleasant hot"
    I would not use the services of a pro for warming my bed, but amateurs are most welcome!
    Also, this seems a nice job, so please forward details of any prospective employers, if you know any, in the private sector, of course, as I can not go corporate yet, with just one of me!
    Now goes to the coins collection jar, looking to count the rubles ...
I hope your offer of bed-warming services has been taken up. Remember, there's not supposed to be any touching!


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
6/26/2017 1:37 am

    Quoting TicklePlease:
    I'm not saying I'd kick Jayne Mansfield out of bed but..... well, yes I am saying that.

    Suuuuuure there's no touching. That's only permissible if the bed owner upgrades to the next level of "warming" and it costs a whole lot more than talking.

    My dog does a damn fine job of pre-warming the bed and doesn't even mind when I boot him off!
I don't think I'd kick a living jayne mansfield out of my bed!
Dogs are great bed-warmers!


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
6/26/2017 1:40 am

    Quoting redrockrascal:
    How do you warm up your bed? I don't

    Would you ever consider using the services of a professional bed warmer?
    If she were on this site and had the initials KF - YES
KF would be the best bed-warmer!


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
6/26/2017 1:42 am

    Quoting wickedeasy:
    not so sure I believe Viktoria but that being said, I have a dog. he's very toasty.
I think Viktoria may be offering other services as well, but at least her website keeps the taxman off her back.
Dogs are great besd-warmers!


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
6/26/2017 1:43 am

    Quoting lok4fun500:
    I don't want a warm bed.....it warms up fine with with "hot" body!
I prefer a cool bed as it soon warms up when occupied!


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
6/26/2017 1:44 am

    Quoting tickles4us:
    How do you warm up your bed? By sliding my behind in and pulling the covers up around my neck.

    Would you ever consider using the services of a professional bed warmer? Maybe if I won the lottery but I suspect I wouldn't need to hire someone for that then.
I find that beds soon warm up when freely occupied!


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
6/26/2017 2:26 am

    Quoting Furbal1972:
    I do have a cat, but he only likes one corner of the bed.

    Sounds like a pretty silly job. .. But if you can find people to pay that, it is a novel way to make money.

    Does she change clothes while she's there? .. Could be interesting to the neighbors to see a lady leave in her pajamas every night, after only staying an hour.
I suspect this professional bed-warmer may offer otherservices too! Otherwise, she can only probably only do a couple of bed-warming jobs each evening.


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
6/26/2017 2:28 am

    Quoting  :

I also prefer a cool bed, but I do like a wriggler in bed with me!


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
6/26/2017 2:29 am

    Quoting  :

I've not come across electric mattress pads; I hope they're liquid-proof!
Thanks for popping in.


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
6/26/2017 2:30 am

    Quoting pal334:
    How do you warm up your bed? Generally a FWB [image]

    Would you ever consider using the services of a professional bed warmer? No I prefer amateur help
A bed partner is always the best bed-warmer!


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
6/26/2017 2:31 am

    Quoting sweet_VM:
    Electric blanket in the winter time.. I rather have some real help in keeping it warm hugssss V
Real human help is always the best way to warm a bed up!


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
6/26/2017 2:32 am

    Quoting pocogato12:
    No I would not hire a pro to warm my bed- I like my men "real". Besides that I am a confessed sheet snob and cool sheets are lovely. I can always find flannel ones in the winter
I think I'd prefer a real woman than a real man to warm my bed up!


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
6/26/2017 2:32 am

    Quoting lindoboy100:
    1. Kinda obvious for me really - I fart!
    2. I am a professional bed farter/warmer, no need to hire another one!!
Farting in bed has its uses!


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
6/26/2017 2:33 am

    Quoting citizen4722:
    Well, she certainly beats my hot water bottle
And this professiional bed-warmer may offer other services too!


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
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6/26/2017 5:39 am

    Quoting  :

You're still around and still looking good for your age!


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
6/26/2017 10:18 am

    Quoting  :

For a 102 year-old, you are ageing very well!
I have just found the perfect partner for you!

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7/5/2017 11:38 pm


Bonjour Spunky
Quand j'étais petit chez mes grands parents, ils utilisaient un " moine " ça ressemble à une luge au milieu une casserole pleine de braise que l'on met dans le lit
Pourquoi un " moine " demande au pape
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Hello Spunky
When I was little at my grandparents, they used a "monk" it sounds like a sledge in the middle a saucepan full of embers that you put in the bed
Why a "monk" asks the Pope
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spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
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7/6/2017 12:09 am

    Quoting Annie_34:

    Bonjour Spunky
    Quand j'étais petit chez mes grands parents, ils utilisaient un " moine " ça ressemble à une luge au milieu une casserole pleine de braise que l'on met dans le lit
    Pourquoi un " moine " demande au pape
    ♥ Poton ♥ Bisou ♥ Annie ♥


    Hello Spunky
    When I was little at my grandparents, they used a "monk" it sounds like a sledge in the middle a saucepan full of embers that you put in the bed
    Why a "monk" asks the Pope
    ♥ Kiss ♥ Annie ♥


Thta's very interesting. I know a few people who'd like their bed warmed up by a monk!


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