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I AIN’T NO MO BRO  

spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
29851 posts
11/3/2021 11:31 am
I AIN’T NO MO BRO



Above is me half-naked (well, let’s say quarter-naked) if I was able to grow a moustache and if I looked like Tom Selleck!

I cannot grow a moustache or a beard. Whenever I’ve tried to grow facial hair, I always end up with ‘bum fluff’ on my face. It’s not a good look!

Mo Bros are the many men who grow a moustache during the month of November, known as Movember, to raise awareness of men’s health issue, especially men’s cancer. Because of my genes, I can't be a Mo Bro.


If a man, do you often wear a moustache?
If a woman, does a man’s moustache tickle your fancy?


Below is Ram Singh Chauhan, who has grown the world’s longest moustache; it's 14 feet long. He uses his moustache to tie up his wife when they have sex!



spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
11/3/2021 11:33 am

Continuing from my last post on the differences between British English and American English, Americans take one letter out when they spell moustache. They write mustache. Americans really dislike the letter O!


author51 59F  
130010 posts
11/3/2021 11:44 am

A womb broom moustache tickles more than my fancy..lol. My two sons can not grow facial hair at all, nor much body hair due to their Japanese heritage. Funny though that their Dad being Japanese , could grow a moustache but nothing else.lol. xoxo


smartasswoman 64F  
35813 posts
11/3/2021 11:47 am

Never have been a fan of mustaches, too many associations with the 1970's which was not a favorite decade, haha!

On the latest season of Sex Education, it opens with Otis having grown the wimpiest mustache ever. It was funny for a couple of episodes but I was glad when his girlfriend made him shave it off.

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Tmptrzz 59F  
107038 posts
11/3/2021 12:04 pm

Sorry to hear you can't grown a beard or mustache. As a woman it truly is a great preference I have as the extra feeling it gives while enjoying sexy time love it.

I hope you enjoy a sexy fun filled Hump Day my friend..

Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


countryqueen1 72F

11/3/2021 12:05 pm

I laughed when you described your inability to not be able to grow a mustache as my late husband was the same way. He tried so hard to grow one and it looked so scruffy and took forever. Thanks for the funny memory


69bignthick 63M  
107 posts
11/3/2021 12:09 pm

Damn, his head is huge.


windsjohn 71M  
798 posts
11/3/2021 12:12 pm

Most of my fellow americans now are so stupid that they now spell it Must Stash. Cuz they are hiding their pot stash in their hair


staci_19702 51T  
3767 posts
11/3/2021 12:16 pm

Lazy Americans. 😂😂😂
The Indian part of me inhibits thick hair growth. Except for my head. I have 6 chest hairs. Got those back in 96.
Moustache takes a while. I’m just scruffy mostly. My auto correct doesn’t seem to like moustache. 😄

Have a great day! 💋
Staci


Paulxx001 65M  
22616 posts
11/3/2021 12:24 pm

I can do I half beard or a goatee, but I'm not a fan, especially now; it seems gray ones like to visit. 🤔


flannel_light 59F
4586 posts
11/3/2021 1:35 pm

Not a fan either. I like a nice goatee

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citizen4722 64M  
74582 posts
11/3/2021 2:00 pm

I've never had a full-grown moustache (or beard for that matter). Plenty of 5 o'clock shadows though.


pagancountrygirl 64F  
6466 posts
11/3/2021 5:10 pm

We don't spell it "moustache" because that's too much like mouse!
It's supposed to be spelled mustache.
Tom Selleck and Sam Elliott...mmm...two of the most well-known mustaches around!

Pagan
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redrockrascal 63M  
23580 posts
11/3/2021 5:31 pm

If a man, do you often wear a moustache?

No razor has ever removed hair from my upper lip

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


lok4fun500 M  
51906 posts
11/3/2021 9:16 pm

I wear a mustache and a goatee on my chinny chin chin!


agelesssexylegs 79F
1145 posts
11/3/2021 10:19 pm

Oh i much prefer a few days stubble to a full on beard or moustache the dirty bad boy look is a turn on


Blueyedguy823 55M  
1077 posts
11/4/2021 6:38 am

I was the hairiest kid in the 4th grade. I really started shaving in 7th grade. It wasn't until my 40's that I chose to get on with the beard. Now its a goatee and mustache. No complaints from women.


CleavageFan4U 65M  
69374 posts
11/4/2021 6:49 am

I've never really tried to grow a stache, but I do know how irritating it gets when I neglect for a few days so suspect I'd not like having one.

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pal334 67M  
45821 posts
11/4/2021 6:52 am

I have had a "stache" since I was around 16. The wierd part was when I went into training for the Air Force, they were (for a short time) allowing moustaches in training). And then of course after training full tim.

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PonyGirl1965 56F  
22090 posts
11/5/2021 12:09 am

I love Tom Selleck. I like facial hair too. Its a mans choice in the end.


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
11/5/2021 6:05 am

    Quoting author51:
    A womb broom moustache tickles more than my fancy..lol. My two sons can not grow facial hair at all, nor much body hair due to their Japanese heritage. Funny though that their Dad being Japanese , could grow a moustache but nothing else.lol. xoxo
I imagine a moustached man giving oral sex would feel very different for a woman.


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
11/5/2021 6:07 am

    Quoting smartasswoman:
    Never have been a fan of mustaches, too many associations with the 1970's which was not a favorite decade, haha!

    On the latest season of Sex Education, it opens with Otis having grown the wimpiest mustache ever. It was funny for a couple of episodes but I was glad when his girlfriend made him shave it off.

    [image]
As I can't grow a moustache, and making a virtue out of necessity, I'm no fan of moustaches either!


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
11/5/2021 6:08 am

    Quoting Tmptrzz:
    Sorry to hear you can't grown a beard or mustache. As a woman it truly is a great preference I have as the extra feeling it gives while enjoying sexy time love it.

    I hope you enjoy a sexy fun filled Hump Day my friend..
Clearly all the women whom I've given oral sex have missed out. Perhaps I should wear a fake moustache!


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
11/5/2021 6:09 am

    Quoting countryqueen1:
    I laughed when you described your inability to not be able to grow a mustache as my late husband was the same way. He tried so hard to grow one and it looked so scruffy and took forever. Thanks for the funny memory
I'm pleased my post about my inability to grow a moustache brought back a funny memory for you. At least I know how I'll be remembered!


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
11/5/2021 6:10 am

You're right, Tom Selleck does have a big head!
Thanks for stopping by.


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
11/5/2021 6:12 am

    Quoting windsjohn:
    Most of my fellow americans now are so stupid that they now spell it Must Stash. Cuz they are hiding their pot stash in their hair
That's funny. At least moustached men have somewhere to hide their pot. I have nowhere to hide any pot!
Thanks for stopping by.


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
11/5/2021 6:16 am

    Quoting staci_19702:
    Lazy Americans. 😂😂😂
    The Indian part of me inhibits thick hair growth. Except for my head. I have 6 chest hairs. Got those back in 96.
    Moustache takes a while. I’m just scruffy mostly. My auto correct doesn’t seem to like moustache. 😄
I have about six chest hairs. I find them annoying so I keep plucking them but they keep coming back to annoy me!
I always told my students, many international students, to switch their spellcheck to the British version. The American version is set as default; this may explain why American English is taking over the world!


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
11/5/2021 8:18 am

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    I can do I half beard or a goatee, but I'm not a fan, especially now; it seems gray ones like to visit. 🤔
I always call my greying hair the George Clooney salt-and-pepper look!


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
11/5/2021 8:24 am

    Quoting  :

I'm glad I'm in very good company in not being able to grow a moustache!
Brits are also obsessed with the letter S, whereas Americans are obsessed with the letter Z.
I can't answer why we spell author as author and not authour but I'm sure there's a good, logical or historic reason rather than just randomly and lazily dropping a letter!


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
11/5/2021 8:25 am

Never mind a moustache, I can't even grow a goatee!


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
11/5/2021 8:27 am

    Quoting citizen4722:
    I've never had a full-grown moustache (or beard for that matter). Plenty of 5 o'clock shadows though.
My 5 o'clock shadow starts about five days after I've last shaved!


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
11/5/2021 8:34 am

    Quoting pagancountrygirl:
    We don't spell it "moustache" because that's too much like mouse!
    It's supposed to be spelled mustache.
    Tom Selleck and Sam Elliott...mmm...two of the most well-known mustaches around!
Brits spell the word moustache because we got the word in the sixteenth century from the French, who in turn got the word in the fourteenth century from the Italian word, moustacio. The letter O has always been there until the Americans much later dropped the letter.
I love the historical origins of words.


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
11/5/2021 10:53 am

    Quoting redrockrascal:
    If a man, do you often wear a moustache?

    No razor has ever removed hair from my upper lip
A razor to you sounds like a cross to Dracula!


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
11/5/2021 11:01 am

    Quoting  :

I think evolution may have passed me by!


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
11/5/2021 11:46 am

    Quoting  :

I only shave my face, though I do pluck the occasional chest hair that sprouts up!


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
11/5/2021 11:47 am

    Quoting lok4fun500:
    I wear a mustache and a goatee on my chinny chin chin!
I can't even grow a goatee. If I could, it would probably be more of a kidee!


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
11/5/2021 11:48 am

    Quoting agelesssexylegs:
    Oh i much prefer a few days stubble to a full on beard or moustache the dirty bad boy look is a turn on
I get turned on by the dirty bad girl look!


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
11/5/2021 11:49 am

    Quoting Blueyedguy823:
    I was the hairiest kid in the 4th grade. I really started shaving in 7th grade. It wasn't until my 40's that I chose to get on with the beard. Now its a goatee and mustache. No complaints from women.
If you've had no complaints from women, that's some testimonial!
Thanks for stopping by.


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
11/5/2021 11:51 am

I should never have tried to grow a moustache because I could have then thought I could grow one if I wanted to. Now I know I can't grow a moustache!


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
11/5/2021 11:53 am

    Quoting pal334:
    I have had a "stache" since I was around 16. The wierd part was when I went into training for the Air Force, they were (for a short time) allowing moustaches in training). And then of course after training full tim.
Air forces seem to like moustaches and navies seem to go for beards. Armies don't seem to approve of anything!


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
11/5/2021 11:54 am

    Quoting PonyGirl1965:
    I love Tom Selleck. I like facial hair too. Its a mans choice in the end.
Tom Selleck is cool. I enjoy watching Jesse Stone.


Art4urPleasure 56M  

11/5/2021 4:39 pm

I shave clean, all over


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
11/6/2021 1:20 am

I guess one of the few advantages of not being particularly hairy is that I don't have to shave all over.
Thanks for stopping by.


secret_lade 48F  
9227 posts
11/6/2021 7:15 am

Oooh la la! Tom Selleck!! I LOVE a mustache! My ex husband wore a mustache for years and years, he hasn't in quite a while now. It is a look that I wish would make a comeback.


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
11/6/2021 9:12 am

    Quoting secret_lade:
    Oooh la la! Tom Selleck!! I LOVE a mustache! My ex husband wore a mustache for years and years, he hasn't in quite a while now. It is a look that I wish would make a comeback.
Unlike beards, moustaches haven't really made a comeback ... yet!


Jules1590 54F  
8151 posts
11/6/2021 6:51 pm

I adore a man with facial hair. Although that does run counter to kissing for any great length of time... which is a favorite pastime. My skin can't handle the abrasiveness.


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
11/7/2021 2:32 am

It'd be interesting how you handle the trade-off - lots of kissing with a man with no facial hair or little kissing with a man with facial hair?


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