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spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
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5/7/2017 12:55 pm
MUMMY WILL SAVE US



With a nod to the Daddy Will Save Us art exhibition, a pro-Trump art show for "patriots" due to open tomorrow in Brooklyn, I want to present to you the Mummy Will Save Us exhibition.

This exhibition is quite a big one, but there are many interludes!

Just as the German Chancellor Angela Merkel is nicknamed Mutti, the British Prime Minister Theresa May shall be called Mummy! Or should she be called Mother Theresa?!



It seems only Mummy can save the British from the calamity of Brexit. Despite promising not to call a general election when she first became Prime Minister last year, she has now called a snap general election for the 8th of June.

Mummy claims that only with a fresh mandate from the British voters can she successfully negotiate a good deal for Britain in the already heated negotiations to leave the European Union.

Mummy has declared that we need "strong and stable leadership" rather than a "coalition of chaos" to make Britain great again!

Mummy doesn’t feel the need to answer any questions; she never answers a question.

Do you think Theresa May is an attractive woman?
Are you following the British general election campaign?


Whenever Theresa May talks what’s interesting is not what she says, as her words are no more than bland platitudes, but what’s interesting is that she talks as if she’s riding on a man’s cock. Oh she is!

Even though I’m not a Tory, I’d be very happy for Theresa May to ride my cock! At least I could sell my story to the newspapers to get rich and to bring her down at the same time. Now that’s a double whammy!



For those who don’t like politics I suggest you stop reading now as the next bit is all about politics, though you may want to look at the photos of Theresa May riding cowgirl!



Though the general election has only just been called, I’m already bored by the inanity of the campaign.

Despite Theresa May claiming that this general election will be a very important step in delivering Brexit, this election is all about political opportunism. Now I know all politicians are opportunists but occasionally they stand for something. The only thing Theresa May is standing for is herself and her party.

Theresa May's plea that she needs a fresh mandate for the Brexit negotiations is rubbish. There’ll be no serious opposition to Brexit because of the referendum result. Only the Liberal Democrats and the Greens are promising a second referendum on Brexit and unless there's a hung parliament they’ll be in no position to influence anything.

There will be no hung parliament and therefore no coalition government after next month’s general election because the Tories are a good 20 points ahead in the polls. This week’s local elections confirmed that the country is turning even more Tory.

Though the Conservatives have only a small majority in the House of Commons, this has not been a major problem for the Prime Minister as, with the exception of a vote to bomb Syria, the Conservative Government has won all important votes in the House of Commons since 2010.

There is nothing now stopping Theresa May’s Government from negotiating a Brexit deal. So why call an election?



As mentioned, this general election has been called solely for reasons of political opportunism. I think the reasons for what Theresa May is doing are fourfold. First, the outcome of the general election will almost certainly result in far more Conservative MPs and far less Labour MPs. Opportunism!

Second, the election will allow the Conservatives to ditch certain promises they made in the last election, such as possibly ditching its promises not to increase taxes, to protect state pensions, to cut immigration and to protect the international aid budget. More opportunism!

Third, the Brexit negotiations are not likely to go well - already there was a disastrous lunch between the Prime Minister and the European Commission's President which revealed massive differences between the UK and the rest of the EU. It’s highly likely that the Brexit deal as it unfolds will not be good for Britain. For example, the Trump administration has already reneged on its promise to negotiate a free trade deal with the UK quickly; the US will first negotiate a trade deal first with the more economically powerful EU instead. An early general election allows the Government to ride out this Brexit bad news well before the next general election in 2022. Again further opportunism!

Fourth, I think this election is part of Theresa May's political strategy to recast herself in the mould of Margaret Thatcher. It allows her to reinvent herself from a just-lukewarm Remainer to a fully-fledged Brexiteer, thus attracting more political, media and popular support. The election will allow her to forget her past. When people look back and compare Theresa May with Margaret Thatcher, they’ll find that she did what Margaret Thatcher didn’t do. Yet again, even more opportunism!



This general election won’t change the outcome of Brexit negotiations but it will change the fortunes of Theresa May and her Conservative Party.

What do you think will be the results of the general election next month in Britain?

I know predicting elections is a dangerous game - I got the last general election wrong (I said there’d be a hung parliament), I got the European Union referendum wrong (I said Remain would win) and I got the US presidential election wrong (I said it would be President Hillary Clinton). But I predict the Conservatives will comfortably win the next month’s general election.

I don’t think there’ll be a landslide victory for the Conservatives; they’ll just have a bigger majority in the House of Commons than what they have now. So what’s the point of this election?!

Mummy is about to cum so this is the finale of the Mummy Will Save Us art exhibition!

PS. Andrea Leadson wants it be known that Theresa May is no mummy!



spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
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5/7/2017 12:57 pm

Clearly Mummy doesn't like chips!

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wickedeasy 72F
32404 posts
5/7/2017 1:07 pm

ah spunky, I wish I could cheer you up but my country is drowning in old men with little peckers who are afraid of everything that isn't white. oh and afraid of white things that are poor.

sorry mate..........we're all fucked

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effer2910 58M
5508 posts
5/7/2017 1:13 pm

I follow what Theresa May proposes and the negotiations of the Brexit but by far, taken by the French elections.
We have just elected a young, intelligent, pro-European president, and I hope he will revive the European union, he wants and I believe in him. I'm afraid it will not be good for Britain and the Brexit negotiations and it does not make me happy.
Personally, I think that the French could not make a better choice, he must now have a majority of deputies...
I do not think our new president will be a friend of Trump or Poutine.

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effer2910 58M
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5/7/2017 1:16 pm

Sorry to be so happy tonight, i know how the Brexit hurt you, but we have been so afraid during some months

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spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
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5/7/2017 1:19 pm

    Quoting effer2910:
    Sorry to be so happy tonight, i know how the Brexit hurt you, but we have been so afraid during some months
I'm happy for you; I'm very pleased that Macron beat Le Pen to become the next French president. Vive la France!


mc_justmc 62M  
6929 posts
5/7/2017 1:24 pm

I think that chip is reminding her of some wankers she's had in her past!


redrockrascal 63M  
23580 posts
5/7/2017 1:27 pm

Do you think Theresa May is an attractive woman? Maybe she was long ago.

Are you following the British general election campaign? It doesn't seem to be getting much press here. Maybe because we have our own ugly mess here.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


sweet_VM 63F  
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5/7/2017 1:33 pm

I think she will be ... Following it as it is always on our news for some reason. I guess Canada really love the UK news. I hope something happens at your next election that is positive. hugs V

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Furbal1972 50M
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5/7/2017 2:05 pm

I do somewhat follow European politics. .. I Just learned from this thread that Macron won!

I think Teresa May is just as insecure as Donald Trump, although she hides it better. She wasn't elected, her party is holding a pretty good hand at the moment, and she wants to capitalize on that while she can. .. Fucking bloody good politician. .. Is not having debates a part of her strategy?

I don't really find her attractive. She looks pretty old for only being 60. .. But I'd take one for the team!

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FullOn4U 56M
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5/7/2017 2:35 pm

I owe the T-dog (as she's known in my house) because she's cured me of my lust for right-wing women. It was getting so bad I even started fancying Sarah Palin - particularly when I found out her favourite position is doggie and she loves it up the arse

I don't find the T-dog attractive in the slightest.

She's Creepy Nan, in thousand pound leather trousers

But she's a strong and stable leader

At least that's what she keeps saying, as if saying it enough will make it so


greekphilosopher 59M
4077 posts
5/7/2017 2:50 pm

I am sure madam prime minister was a right little madam 30 years ago. These days she looks like too much stiff upper lip. Is that good for B/J's?
I don't follow the election it bores me stiff.
Election result? erm... Blair?


MyBaffies 52M
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5/7/2017 3:48 pm

Make your local MP work - don't vote for them.

Sturgeon: PM, we need a second referendum vote in Scotland now.
PM: No, not going to happen, I don't want any distractions while we negotiate Brexit.
Calls general election.

Must admit, looks like there isn't an opposition for May so I suspect she will win. Corbyn has no character, I dunno how he was elected, perhaps there wasn't anyone else. Labour probably could do worse getting Blair back in again.

Oh, what I meant was the Tories will win unless Diane Abbot is in charge of the count.

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tickles4us 60M  
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5/7/2017 10:26 pm

Do you think Theresa May is an attractive woman? Ahhh...

Are you following the British general election campaign? I haven't seen much of anything on the news but I have been following the election in France and am glad about the outcome there. Brexit kind of screwed Britain just like Trump is screwing America.

What do you think will be the results of the general election next month in Britain? By the sounds of what you are saying it seems she will likely win.

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author51 59F  
130010 posts
5/8/2017 1:41 am

    Quoting  :

Same for me.I have seen the odd spots on our news but not enough for me to make an informed decision on.I do hope your country can thrive on it's own.I would not want your Prime Ministers job and responsibility of leading your country..I hope she is up to the task along with any other President or leader of a nation.My Prime Minister included...


Annie_34 63T
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5/8/2017 2:32 am


Bonjour Spunky
Bon on a pas eu La Marine, mais on eu le Microbe, à voir.
En France nous disons " j'ai le cul entre deux chaises"
C'est un peu pareil pour toi,
♥ Poton ♥ Bisou ♥ Annie ♥


Hello Spunky
Well we did not get the Marine, but we had the Microbe, to see.
In France we say "I have the ass between two chairs"
It's a bit alike for you,
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pal334 67M  
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5/8/2017 5:20 am

Do you think Theresa May is an attractive woman? She is rather attractive

Are you following the British general election campaign? No, I try my best to keep out of other peoples business


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veryfunnycple64 58M/59F  
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5/8/2017 4:34 pm

Do you think Theresa May is an attractive woman?
I guess when she was younger, but as she ages she looks worn out!

Are you following the British general election campaign?
I am not really paying attention daily, but in my cursory view, I think the people who voted for Brexit will vote for her and her government!

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kzoopair 71M/69F
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5/8/2017 5:06 pm

Do you think Theresa May is an attractive woman?
Not any more. The more I see of some people the better I like my dog.

Are you following the British general election campaign?
Sort of. You keep me updated in emails and my wife has a friend who sounds like she knows her way around UK politics. Theresa May is a Tory, so there's two strikes against her right away. The Maggie Thatcher wannabe thing? That's good for another four strikes, an infield fly and a foul popup between first base and the dugout. Sorry for the baseball analogies. I don't know fuckall about cricket. I do know I despised Maggie Thatcher and celebrated her demise along with thousands in the UK. Maggie was only marginally better looking than Saint Reagan, to boot. A thoroughly unpleasant woman.

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1tongue4yall 63M  
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5/9/2017 4:48 am

I think I would let any woman ride me. well, as long as they didn't start spewing politics...
I love a woman riding me...


sexysixties2 104F
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5/9/2017 12:50 pm

No I don't think she's an attractive woman....and she has a funny walh.

I'm not really following it.....I have enough trouble keeping up with Irish politics.


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citizen4722 64M  
74582 posts
5/9/2017 4:50 pm

She does make some weird facial expressions! I watched her on the 'One Show', she didn't say anything important. Her husband could hardly get a word in edge-ways.
I've got no choice but to follow the erections


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
5/16/2017 12:25 pm

    Quoting wickedeasy:
    ah spunky, I wish I could cheer you up but my country is drowning in old men with little peckers who are afraid of everything that isn't white. oh and afraid of white things that are poor.

    sorry mate..........we're all fucked
You do cheer me up. Every time you blog I have to take a deep breath, dive in and try to catch on what is going on! I love it!


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
5/16/2017 12:32 pm

    Quoting effer2910:
    I follow what Theresa May proposes and the negotiations of the Brexit but by far, taken by the French elections.
    We have just elected a young, intelligent, pro-European president, and I hope he will revive the European union, he wants and I believe in him. I'm afraid it will not be good for Britain and the Brexit negotiations and it does not make me happy.
    Personally, I think that the French could not make a better choice, he must now have a majority of deputies...
    I do not think our new president will be a friend of Trump or Poutine.
I'm hoping that the Brexit deal, given the circumstances, will be the best for both Britain and the EU. Britain wants everything the EU has to offer except free movement, which I know is non-negotiable for the EU.
As you know, I'm a Europhile so I'm happy with free movement. I want to remian but that argument for now has been lost here!
I'm really pleased Macron won the French presidency and that already he has met with Angela Merkel. Viva l'Europe!


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
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5/16/2017 1:34 pm

    Quoting mc_justmc:
    I think that chip is reminding her of some wankers she's had in her past!
Methinks Theresa May, a daughter of a vicar, hasn't experienced too many wankers in her past!


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
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5/16/2017 1:36 pm

    Quoting redrockrascal:
    Do you think Theresa May is an attractive woman? Maybe she was long ago.

    Are you following the British general election campaign? It doesn't seem to be getting much press here. Maybe because we have our own ugly mess here.
I think it'll need a nuclear war to keep Trump off the front page of the news, but then again he'll bpush the button first. Scary, very scary!


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
5/16/2017 1:38 pm

    Quoting sweet_VM:
    I think she will be ... Following it as it is always on our news for some reason. I guess Canada really love the UK news. I hope something happens at your next election that is positive. hugs V
I'm not holding out any hope for a positive election result here. It's just a question of how much the Tories will win by!


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
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5/16/2017 1:42 pm

    Quoting Furbal1972:
    I do somewhat follow European politics. .. I Just learned from this thread that Macron won!

    I think Teresa May is just as insecure as Donald Trump, although she hides it better. She wasn't elected, her party is holding a pretty good hand at the moment, and she wants to capitalize on that while she can. .. Fucking bloody good politician. .. Is not having debates a part of her strategy?

    I don't really find her attractive. She looks pretty old for only being 60. .. But I'd take one for the team!
The Dutch and the French rejected the far right, next up later this year are the Germans but the polls suggest that the right will be defeated there.


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
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5/16/2017 1:47 pm

    Quoting FullOn4U:
    I owe the T-dog (as she's known in my house) because she's cured me of my lust for right-wing women. It was getting so bad I even started fancying Sarah Palin - particularly when I found out her favourite position is doggie and she loves it up the arse

    I don't find the T-dog attractive in the slightest.

    She's Creepy Nan, in thousand pound leather trousers

    But she's a strong and stable leader

    At least that's what she keeps saying, as if saying it enough will make it so
T-dog's promise of strong and stable leadership seems to have been countered now by Corbyn's promise of robbing the rich to give to the poor.
This general election campaign is so different idepending whether you follow it on television and in newspapers.
But unfortuinately I think the hostile press will win! Fucking Murdoch!


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
5/16/2017 1:48 pm

    Quoting greekphilosopher:
    I am sure madam prime minister was a right little madam 30 years ago. These days she looks like too much stiff upper lip. Is that good for B/J's?
    I don't follow the election it bores me stiff.
    Election result? erm... Blair?
I think Theresa May hasn't yet lost her virginity!


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
5/16/2017 1:51 pm

    Quoting MyBaffies:
    Make your local MP work - don't vote for them.

    Sturgeon: PM, we need a second referendum vote in Scotland now.
    PM: No, not going to happen, I don't want any distractions while we negotiate Brexit.
    Calls general election.

    Must admit, looks like there isn't an opposition for May so I suspect she will win. Corbyn has no character, I dunno how he was elected, perhaps there wasn't anyone else. Labour probably could do worse getting Blair back in again.

    Oh, what I meant was the Tories will win unless Diane Abbot is in charge of the count.
I think Corbyn does have character but it's not the character that the hostile right-wing press appreciate.
Blair was good for the Labour Party but then Iraq happened!


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
5/16/2017 1:53 pm

    Quoting  :

I'm not surprised the British election isn't newsworthy, because it's an election called by a Conservative Government, well ahead in the polls, to get another Conservative Government!


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
5/16/2017 1:55 pm

    Quoting tickles4us:
    Do you think Theresa May is an attractive woman? Ahhh...

    Are you following the British general election campaign? I haven't seen much of anything on the news but I have been following the election in France and am glad about the outcome there. Brexit kind of screwed Britain just like Trump is screwing America.

    What do you think will be the results of the general election next month in Britain? By the sounds of what you are saying it seems she will likely win.
The French presidential election result was brilliant given the alternative on offer.
Mactrn's problem is that he doesn't have a party in the French parliament to get things done.


redrockrascal 63M  
23580 posts
5/16/2017 2:04 pm

    Quoting spunkycumfun:
    I think it'll need a nuclear war to keep Trump off the front page of the news, but then again he'll bpush the button first. Scary, very scary!
He's got things with N Korea and Russia pretty fucked up so far. Lovely thought 3 psychos with nukes - what could go wrong?

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
5/17/2017 1:07 am

    Quoting redrockrascal:
    He's got things with N Korea and Russia pretty fucked up so far. Lovely thought 3 psychos with nukes - what could go wrong?
That's a very, very scary thought!


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
5/17/2017 1:10 am

    Quoting author51:
    Same for me.I have seen the odd spots on our news but not enough for me to make an informed decision on.I do hope your country can thrive on it's own.I would not want your Prime Ministers job and responsibility of leading your country..I hope she is up to the task along with any other President or leader of a nation.My Prime Minister included...
Britain will survive outside the EU but it just won't flourish. That was the reason why Britain joined the EU in the first place in 1973, nearly twent years after the EU was established. The country was doing okay outside but it was always better inside the EU.


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
5/18/2017 1:02 pm

    Quoting Annie_34:

    Bonjour Spunky
    Bon on a pas eu La Marine, mais on eu le Microbe, à voir.
    En France nous disons " j'ai le cul entre deux chaises"
    C'est un peu pareil pour toi,
    ♥ Poton ♥ Bisou ♥ Annie ♥


    Hello Spunky
    Well we did not get the Marine, but we had the Microbe, to see.
    In France we say "I have the ass between two chairs"
    It's a bit alike for you,
    ♥ Kiss ♥ Annie ♥









I'm so pleased you have the microbe and not the marine, or macaroni and not penne!


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
5/18/2017 1:13 pm

    Quoting  :

I've not got close enough to Theresa May to say that she smells fishy!


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
5/18/2017 1:15 pm

    Quoting pal334:
    Do you think Theresa May is an attractive woman? She is rather attractive

    Are you following the British general election campaign? No, I try my best to keep out of other peoples business
I think me, you and Theresa May should have a threesome and sort it out!


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
5/18/2017 1:19 pm

    Quoting veryfunnycple64:
    Do you think Theresa May is an attractive woman?
    I guess when she was younger, but as she ages she looks worn out!

    Are you following the British general election campaign?
    I am not really paying attention daily, but in my cursory view, I think the people who voted for Brexit will vote for her and her government!
I guess we all become less sexually attractive to others as we get older!


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
5/18/2017 1:45 pm

    Quoting kzoopair:
    Do you think Theresa May is an attractive woman?
    Not any more. The more I see of some people the better I like my dog.

    Are you following the British general election campaign?
    Sort of. You keep me updated in emails and my wife has a friend who sounds like she knows her way around UK politics. Theresa May is a Tory, so there's two strikes against her right away. The Maggie Thatcher wannabe thing? That's good for another four strikes, an infield fly and a foul popup between first base and the dugout. Sorry for the baseball analogies. I don't know fuckall about cricket. I do know I despised Maggie Thatcher and celebrated her demise along with thousands in the UK. Maggie was only marginally better looking than Saint Reagan, to boot. A thoroughly unpleasant woman.
I realise how much politics have changed when comparing Thatcher with May.
Though no Tory, under Thatcher the NHS survived and Britain remained in the EU but under May the NHS is under existential questioning and Britain is leaving the EU. The onward march of the right!


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
5/18/2017 1:49 pm

    Quoting 1tongue4yall:
    I think I would let any woman ride me. well, as long as they didn't start spewing politics...
    I love a woman riding me...
I hope you'll come over here and kidnap Theresa May for her to ride you. Two problems solved with one stroke!


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
5/18/2017 1:53 pm

    Quoting sexysixties2:
    No I don't think she's an attractive woman....and she has a funny walh.

    I'm not really following it.....I have enough trouble keeping up with Irish politics.

I gave up trying to understand Irish politics along time ago and it appears that Brexit will be interpreted very sensitively regarding Ireland.


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
5/18/2017 1:57 pm

    Quoting citizen4722:
    She does make some weird facial expressions! I watched her on the 'One Show', she didn't say anything important. Her husband could hardly get a word in edge-ways.
    I've got no choice but to follow the erections
That One Show interview with Theresa May was embarrassing for the BBC, and Jeremy Corbyn is next in line for the One Show treatment!
We may not get a television debate between May and Corbyn but at least we get to see the two leaders on the One Show. This is democracy!


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