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MY BLACK-AND-WHITE WEDDING  

spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
29851 posts
2/2/2022 9:05 am
MY BLACK-AND-WHITE WEDDING



For my first marriage, I had a black-and-white wedding. I agreed to get married within two weeks and married within six months of meeting my wife-to-be. When I told my parents of my plans to get married, they did not even know I had a girlfriend never mind having met her. In the home of my parents, I announced to them that I getting married. My Dad thought I joking and just carried on reading his farming magazine. My Mum looked at me. I looked back and said it true. She then got up to crack open a bottle of champagne; we all drank champagne pretending to celebrate while my shocked parents were no doubt contemplating the foolishness of it all.

Though not religious, I agreed to marry in a church. The wedding a very pretentious affair - a large black-and-white wedding; it the 1980s! Everyone dressed in black-and-white except for one person; and everything black-and-white at the wedding and reception as far as possible.

At the church, the bride came up the aisle with my friend playing Love Will Tear Us Apart, a Joy Division song, on the organ. After getting wed, we walked down the aisle to Perfect Day, the Lou Reed song. I wanted Walk On the Wild Side by Lou Reed but this vetoed by my bride and her parents. I blame Holly and Candy for the veto; Holly plucked her eyebrows on the way and shaved her legs and then he a she, and Candy never lost her head even when she giving head!

At the reception, everything decked out in black-and-white. Champagne and white wine flowed - we ordered many bottles of the not-so-fine Black Tower white wine. The<b> food </font></b>consisted of mushroom soup, chicken in a white sauce served with mashed potato and aubergine, the vegetable nearest to black in colour, and Black Forest gateau with cream.

There were two best men. I love wedding speeches! There a free bar. The wedding reception soon became a drunken affair. By the end of the evening, I far too drunk to fuck!

If married or been married, what your wedding (or weddings) like?
Where did you go on honeymoon?


The first night of our honeymoon spent in a luxury hotel in London. Then we drove up to Scotland to spend two weeks in Edinburgh, Glasgow and the Isle of Skye. I had to take some work with me on honeymoon, which very understandably did not go down very well with my wife. Also, I stupidly agreed to stay a week in an isolated cottage, originally built for missionaries, with no television. I missed many football games of the 1986 World Cup, including the infamous game between England and Argentina when England lost to the Hand-of-God goal of Maradona.



spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
2/2/2022 9:06 am

Divorced after four-plus years, and not counting the two years of separation, my marriage still stands as the second longest relationship I have had with a woman! My longest relationship is with my present wife - over ten years though we did split for a few years at half-time!


staci_19702 51T  
3767 posts
2/2/2022 10:07 am

You definitely took a walk on the wild side!!
Sorry it didn’t work out. But it sounds like it was quite the experience.

Have a great day! 💋
Staci


Tmptrzz 59F  
107038 posts
2/2/2022 10:07 am

Sound like your first wedding was quite an elaborate affair, sounds like some good times were had by your guests as well..

If married or been married, what was your wedding (or weddings) like? My first wedding was at the Silver Bells Chapel in Reno, Nevada. Just my husband, and our two best friends. It only lasted fourteen long years some of the worst in my life. A union that gave me four wonderful children.

My second marriage was at the court house here where we live, and all of my children were there. I married my soulmate and we have now been married some twenty six years and still going strong.

Where did you go on honeymoon? First marriage no honey moon, this marriage we went to Reno to celebrate our marriage, it was short but a great weekend, I even met the late great George Jones, the Grandfather of Country music and I got his autograph making it an even better weekend..

Happy Hump Day my friend, I hope its a memorable one..

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author51 59F  
130010 posts
2/2/2022 11:21 am

I have had Black Tower as it was quite popular here for wine back in the day. A black and white affair would look quite dramatic at a wedding and quite elegant.
I have only been married once which produced my 3 children and we were married for almost 21 years. We went to this flea bag hotel across the bridge from where we lived in Surrey,B.C. for one night. Came home the following day and started re-roofing the house we had bought. That was the extent of my honeymoon.lol. xoxo


citizen4722 64M  
74582 posts
2/2/2022 12:43 pm

"Too Drunk To Fuck" by The Dead Kennedy's I believe?


LadiesR2B1rst 59M  
2735 posts
2/2/2022 1:39 pm

My first marriage was due to my parents not wanting us living together. It lasted all of six months after six years "dating" which I predicted. My second was near fifteen years. I'm proud to say I'm still friends with both of them and every other woman I've" dated". Thanks for sharing.


CleavageFan4U 65M  
69374 posts
2/2/2022 1:44 pm

If married or been married, what was your wedding (or weddings) like? - Our wedding was a low affair. HAD to be since it occurred about one month after we got engaged. NO, she was not preggo - I was moving long distance and she was not coming unless we were married.

Where did you go on honeymoon? - Fittingly, another low key event. A hotel in Valley Forge Pennsylvania (search for "Valley Forge American revolution" if that name is not familiar to you Brits) that had several nice bridal sweets. One night was the mirrored room and the other was a Japanese hot tub themed room.

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PonyGirl1965 56F  
22090 posts
2/2/2022 10:13 pm

I married in the mid 80's We each had 5 attendants. Big cake with a fountain. It was fun. Honeymoon was in Dallas.
You described your wedding in great detail. My husband would struggle to tell you any details! He avoided all planning.


EnigmaInitiative 54F  
6054 posts
2/3/2022 5:12 am

All three of my weddings were small affairs.

The first one had me, the hubs, and a friend. There was no honeymoon.

Second had me, the hubs, and two friends. Still no honeymoon

Third has me, the hubs, and about twelve other people. You guessed it, no honeymoon.

I wore jeans to the first. A little ivory and flowered sundress for two, and an actual wedding dress for the third.

I've always been this cheap.

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pal334 67M  
45821 posts
2/3/2022 6:15 am

We were so romantic. Married in the Judges office. Then I was back to work for a shipment overseas. Not over romantic

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spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
2/4/2022 6:16 am

    Quoting staci_19702:
    You definitely took a walk on the wild side!!
    Sorry it didn’t work out. But it sounds like it was quite the experience.
My wedding day was the highlight of my first marriage!


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
2/4/2022 6:18 am

    Quoting Tmptrzz:
    Sound like your first wedding was quite an elaborate affair, sounds like some good times were had by your guests as well..

    If married or been married, what was your wedding (or weddings) like? My first wedding was at the Silver Bells Chapel in Reno, Nevada. Just my husband, and our two best friends. It only lasted fourteen long years some of the worst in my life. A union that gave me four wonderful children.

    My second marriage was at the court house here where we live, and all of my children were there. I married my soulmate and we have now been married some twenty six years and still going strong.

    Where did you go on honeymoon? First marriage no honey moon, this marriage we went to Reno to celebrate our marriage, it was short but a great weekend, I even met the late great George Jones, the Grandfather of Country music and I got his autograph making it an even better weekend..

    Happy Hump Day my friend, I hope its a memorable one..
The George Jones autograph must be something special and maybe even worth some money if you were to sell it.


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
2/4/2022 6:23 am

    Quoting  :

Your honeymoon sounded idyllic. My honeymoon cottage had no amenities except for a crucifix hanging above the bed headboard!


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
2/4/2022 8:07 am

    Quoting author51:
    I have had Black Tower as it was quite popular here for wine back in the day. A black and white affair would look quite dramatic at a wedding and quite elegant.
    I have only been married once which produced my 3 children and we were married for almost 21 years. We went to this flea bag hotel across the bridge from where we lived in Surrey,B.C. for one night. Came home the following day and started re-roofing the house we had bought. That was the extent of my honeymoon.lol. xoxo
It sounds as if yore due a proper honeymoon!


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
2/4/2022 8:07 am

    Quoting citizen4722:
    "Too Drunk To Fuck" by The Dead Kennedy's I believe?
I definitely was a Dead Kennedy at my wedding!


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
2/4/2022 8:09 am

    Quoting LadiesR2B1rst:
    My first marriage was due to my parents not wanting us living together. It lasted all of six months after six years "dating" which I predicted. My second was near fifteen years. I'm proud to say I'm still friends with both of them and every other woman I've" dated". Thanks for sharing.
It's good that you're still friends with both of your ex-wives.


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
2/4/2022 1:12 pm

    Quoting CleavageFan4U:
    If married or been married, what was your wedding (or weddings) like? - Our wedding was a low affair. HAD to be since it occurred about one month after we got engaged. NO, she was not preggo - I was moving long distance and she was not coming unless we were married.

    Where did you go on honeymoon? - Fittingly, another low key event. A hotel in Valley Forge Pennsylvania (search for "Valley Forge American revolution" if that name is not familiar to you Brits) that had several nice bridal sweets. One night was the mirrored room and the other was a Japanese hot tub themed room.

    Happy HNW.

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    What Does It Mean
    Sometimes Little Things Are Enough
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After this post and with so many Americans saying they had a low-key wedding, I'm beginning to think that weddings here are bigger things than in America. American weddings certainly save money.
And now I know that Valley Forge was key in getting rid of us colonising, taxing Brits! I'm pleased you won!


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
2/4/2022 1:19 pm

    Quoting PonyGirl1965:
    I married in the mid 80's We each had 5 attendants. Big cake with a fountain. It was fun. Honeymoon was in Dallas.
    You described your wedding in great detail. My husband would struggle to tell you any details! He avoided all planning.
I get the impression that weddings are bigger things here than in America. Weddings are a big logistical and expensive exercise here, which is probably why I remember the details.


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
2/4/2022 1:20 pm

    Quoting EnigmaInitiative:
    All three of my weddings were small affairs.

    The first one had me, the hubs, and a friend. There was no honeymoon.

    Second had me, the hubs, and two friends. Still no honeymoon

    Third has me, the hubs, and about twelve other people. You guessed it, no honeymoon.

    I wore jeans to the first. A little ivory and flowered sundress for two, and an actual wedding dress for the third.

    I've always been this cheap.
You deserve a honeymoon. Here a wedding without a honeymoon is not a proper marriage!


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
2/4/2022 1:22 pm

    Quoting pal334:
    We were so romantic. Married in the Judges office. Then I was back to work for a shipment overseas. Not over romantic
It seems from the comments here that Americans don't do weddings, or rather Brits spend too much time and money on them!


Only_one_14 53F

2/4/2022 6:33 pm

I had about 750 people at my wedding. It was very elaborate and elegant. Flowers flowers everywhere!! I loved every moment of it. It did hurt to smile after awhile 😂

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spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
2/5/2022 3:00 am

    Quoting Only_one_14:
    I had about 750 people at my wedding. It was very elaborate and elegant. Flowers flowers everywhere!! I loved every moment of it. It did hurt to smile after awhile 😂
That's a massive wedding. It's not easy having to smile all the time especially to 750 people!


Dogalways 53M
88 posts
3/4/2022 8:44 am

The picture of the bride blowing "hopefully" the groom brought back a fun memory. I was a groomsman at a friend's wedding. It required a rental tux and while getting measured, the woman at the formal shop, with a sweet British accent, hand "accidently" ran over my soft cock. Then she did it again a little more obviously. Our eyes met, her looking up at me. Nothing really needed to be said, but in a flash, she locked the door, and we were in the back room. Her passion in her kisses told me she was very turned on. As bj's go, she had done this before a few times? She didn't miss a drop when I came either.


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
3/5/2022 6:17 am

Wedding preparations, it seems, can be more fun than weddings!
When I was a best man (that's what we call a groomsman here), I never had that attention when renting my suit!
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