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THE MAGNIFICENTLY RUDE MAP OF THE WORLD AND ASTONISHINGLY REAL PLACE NAMES  

spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
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6/7/2017 12:06 pm
THE MAGNIFICENTLY RUDE MAP OF THE WORLD AND ASTONISHINGLY REAL PLACE NAMES



Following its top-selling publication of the Marvellous Map of Great British Place Names, the UK map-makers Strumpshaw, Tincleton & Gigglesworth has just published the Magnificently Rude Map of the World and Astonishingly Real Place Names.

Given that the map above is probably barely readable, here’s a brief whirlwind guide to the rude place names that can be found in the world.

Starting here in the UK, you can visit Butthole Lane, Golden Balls, Lickham Bottom, Muff, Shitterton, Slap Bottom, Tickle Cock Bridge and Twatt.

Incredibly there are no rude places to frequent in Ireland!

Moving across the Channel into Europe, there's Anus, Arse, Brest, Pissy and Pussy to see in France. Elsewhere in Europe, Arsoll, Clit, Bastardo, Bendova, Buggerru, Grand Sex, Horny, Middelfart, Minge, Pis, Poo, Rectum, Titz, Urin and Wank are surely worth a visit.

Travelling eastwards into Asia, there’s Urin and Vagina in Russia, Bum and Cunt in Turkey, Ars and Shit in Iran, Cumbum and Poo in India, Fuku and Sexi in China, Kinki Expressway and Shite in Japan, Bangkok and Phuket in Thailand, Bum Bum Island and Semen in Indonesia, and Bollock and Sexmoan in The Philippines to visit.

In Australia, there’s Break Wind Reserve, Curly Dick Road, Hungry Knob, Mount Buggery and Prominent Nob. There are a lot of nobs in Australia! Not to be outdone, New Zealand has Bonar Knob, Bowels of the Earth and Nervous Knob. It seems there are lots of nobs in New Zealand too!

Moving to Africa, Dik, Dildo, Fuka, Kunting, Pee, Shit, Tit and Wankie are all on the tourist trail.

Across the Atlantic Ocean and In South America, there’s Sexy, Shagnasty Island and Varginha for sightseers. In Central America, there’s Little Dix, Pis Pis River and Poop for travellers.

In America, they have Ballplay, Beaverlick, Climax, Dickshooter, Felch, Horneytown, Intercourse, Mianus, New Erection and Spunky Puddle.

And in Canada, the world’s most perverted country, there’s Backside of Hell Cove, Bare Bum Pond, Bastard, Big Beaver, Climax, Lake Minnewanka, Prince Albert, Sexsmith, Shitagoo Lake and Witches’ Tits to sample.


What rude place would you most like to visit?

I’m tempted to do a worldwide tour and put Tickle Cock Bridge, Bendova, Bum Bum Island, Hungry Knob, Fuka, Shagnasty Island, Spunky Puddle and Bare Bum Pond on my travel itinerary.

I shouldn’t mock these place names as the place where I live, Nottingham, is named after a Saxon Chief called Snot. Nottingham was once known as Snotengaham, meaning the 'homestead of Snot'. It was only when the Vikings in 867 and later the Normans in 1086 took control of the city that the 'S' was dropped from Snottingham to become Nottingham!


What’s the history behind the name of the place you live?

Below is a photo of the Saxon Chief Snot when he was a baby!



spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
6/7/2017 12:10 pm

The map is not barely readable; it's totally unreadable. You can't buy a decent map nowadays!


effer2910 58M
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6/7/2017 12:18 pm

The name of the village where i live means "Under the Wind" but in french of course.
Please, tell me what is the rude meaning of Brest in english ????
There is a Condom in France too.
Have a nice rude travel Spunky

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sexysixties2 104F
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6/7/2017 12:56 pm

Imagine sending postcards home from some of those places....it would cause an uproar!!!

As you know, I live in Dublin and the name Dublin comes from the Gaelic dubh linn or “black pool” - where the Poddle stream met the River Liffey to form a deep pool at Dublin Castle. The city's modern name in Irish is Baile Áth Cliath – which means the “town of the ford of the hurdles”.


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lindoboy100 59M  
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6/7/2017 1:10 pm

1. Knoblick, Utah.........seriously!
2. Something to do with some Northumberland Kind, Edward or Edwin, cannae remember. But nothing particularly rude!

ps - Jezza done good, though I'm sure the hag will still have a large majority. Funny how the right wing media barons just couldn't hide the truth........ The real problem though is that when Trezza gets sacked we've Rudd or Johnson.............


spunkycumfun replies on 6/7/2017 1:17 pm:
Jezza had a great campaign. It's just a shame there's not another week before the election. The Manchester and London terror attacks saved the Tories. It's not that the Tories policies are better, it's just for nearly two weeks the campaign was all about security and counter-terrporism.

redrockrascal 63M  
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6/7/2017 1:58 pm

What’s the history behind the name of the place you live?
Cottonwood, named after the trees around here.

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TicklePlease 54F  
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6/7/2017 2:17 pm

Well there's Blue Ball not that far away in Pennsylvania... that's not really that rude however. Maybe it's ruder when you consider it's not all that far from Intercourse.

in Delaware it seems like all the towns are named after other towns... New Castle, Lewes, Dover, Wimington... Even our counties are Kent, Sussex and New Castle. We're quite unoriginal!


Annie_34 63T
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6/7/2017 2:25 pm

Bonjour Spunky
Il y a aussi le village de Montcuq "mon cul "
Agde s'appelais au temps des grecs Αγαθή Τύχη Agathé Tyché " La bonne fortune "
♥ Poton ♥ Bisou ♥ Annie ♥


Hello Spunky
There is also the village of Montcuq "my ass"
Agde was called in the time of the Greek Αγαθή Τύχη Agathe Tyche "The good fortune"
♥ Kiss ♥ Annie ♥


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sweet_VM 63F  
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6/7/2017 2:50 pm

I live in Victoria name after your Queen I am guessing,. That map is so small I can't read it sorry hugs V

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greekphilosopher 59M
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6/7/2017 3:21 pm

Love the geography lessons!
How could you leave out
Fucking, Austria, Fucking is most famous for its four traffic signs with its name on them...

As for where I live, years ago when I arrived in the country, with my heavy Greek accent, walked up to a taxi driver outside the airport and said HHHello. He said, jump in I take you!


MyBaffies 52M
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6/7/2017 3:30 pm

Tongue in the Scottish Highlands is quite popular.

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pal334 67M  
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6/7/2017 5:29 pm

What rude place would you most like to visit? I visit Intercourse as often as I can


What’s the history behind the name of the place you live? It is a former sanatorium


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wickedeasy 72F
32404 posts
6/8/2017 1:54 pm

Spunky! you have a place in America with your handle........you must visit.

i had a nephew that would not blow his nose when he was little. His nose bubbles were quite extraordinary

You cannot conceive the many without the one.


pocogato12 70F
37236 posts
6/9/2017 8:53 am

There is Marrowbone Tennessee, Mosquitoville, Vermont, Oatmeal Texas,
Paw Paw, Virginia( I'd love some pawing), Pee Pee, Ohio , Protection Kansas,
Spread Eagle Wisconsin, Two Egg Florida{ on route 69 }, Virgin Utah { not likely with all the multiple wifery }
And then Oregon has Wankers Corner
Arkansas has Toad Suck
California has Shafter and Woody
Colorado( my home state has Beaver Creek)
Idaho has Cream Can Junction amp;
Massachusetts has Mashpee and Woods Hole
Portland Maine used to be called Machigonne ( great neck) when the Algonquins inhabited the peninsula
And that's pretty close to the end of my mapping
Thanks for a fun post

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veryfunnycple64 58M/59F  
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6/9/2017 2:02 pm

I would love to visit Climax, Missouri....wait I have been there! LOL!

St. Louis....named after the French King who later was sainted.....Louis IX!

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citizen4722 64M  
74582 posts
6/11/2017 12:43 pm

I kept this from the newspaper when they did a spread (cough!) but I can't remember where I've put it!
There are a couple of places in Dorset named; Piddlehinton and Piddletrenthide.


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
6/16/2017 1:30 pm

    Quoting effer2910:
    The name of the village where i live means "Under the Wind" but in french of course.
    Please, tell me what is the rude meaning of Brest in english ????
    There is a Condom in France too.
    Have a nice rude travel Spunky
Brest is breast. a mammry gland, in English, but as you say that's certainly not rude but I was desperate!


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
6/16/2017 1:31 pm

    Quoting B1G14Uall:
    Enjoy your travels. Just don't get stuck in Blue Ball Pennsylvania.
Blue ball in Pennsylvania is a place I'll avoid. Thanks for the tip-off!


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
6/16/2017 1:33 pm

    Quoting sexysixties2:
    Imagine sending postcards home from some of those places....it would cause an uproar!!!

    As you know, I live in Dublin and the name Dublin comes from the Gaelic dubh linn or “black pool” - where the Poddle stream met the River Liffey to form a deep pool at Dublin Castle. The city's modern name in Irish is Baile Áth Cliath – which means the “town of the ford of the hurdles”.

Many thanks for the history of the Dublin name, but I'm intrigued how a poddle becomes a deep pool!


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
6/16/2017 1:37 pm

    Quoting lindoboy100:
    1. Knoblick, Utah.........seriously!
    2. Something to do with some Northumberland Kind, Edward or Edwin, cannae remember. But nothing particularly rude!

    ps - Jezza done good, though I'm sure the hag will still have a large majority. Funny how the right wing media barons just couldn't hide the truth........ The real problem though is that when Trezza gets sacked we've Rudd or Johnson.............
Politics here is going through a sea-change, particularly after the fire, and I hope Jezza rides it!
A few weeks ago Tezza was going to win; she sort of did but now it's up for grabs and I hope Jezza takes this chance, as he did with the election, to get rid of the Tory bastards.


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
6/16/2017 1:42 pm

    Quoting redrockrascal:
    What’s the history behind the name of the place you live?
    Cottonwood, named after the trees around here.
That's a very logical naming of your town. The town I was born in was called Whitchurch, which was simply derived from its once white church. And then I lived in Yeovil, and I haven't got a clue why it had that name!


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
6/16/2017 1:45 pm

    Quoting TicklePlease:
    Well there's Blue Ball not that far away in Pennsylvania... that's not really that rude however. Maybe it's ruder when you consider it's not all that far from Intercourse.

    in Delaware it seems like all the towns are named after other towns... New Castle, Lewes, Dover, Wimington... Even our counties are Kent, Sussex and New Castle. We're quite unoriginal!
I don't think US names are unoriginal, they just reflect Delaware's history.
I was brought up in the village of Tilstock because it had stocks as a form of punishment, which was close to Whitchurch, which once had a white church.


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
6/16/2017 1:50 pm

    Quoting  :

My balls have often been up a creek. Perhaps I should relocate!


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
6/17/2017 2:31 pm

    Quoting Annie_34:
    Bonjour Spunky
    Il y a aussi le village de Montcuq "mon cul "
    Agde s'appelais au temps des grecs Αγαθή Τύχη Agathé Tyché " La bonne fortune "
    ♥ Poton ♥ Bisou ♥ Annie ♥


    Hello Spunky
    There is also the village of Montcuq "my ass"
    Agde was called in the time of the Greek Αγαθή Τύχη Agathe Tyche "The good fortune"
    ♥ Kiss ♥ Annie ♥

Cap d'Agde is deinitely good fortune!


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
6/17/2017 2:34 pm

    Quoting sweet_VM:
    I live in Victoria name after your Queen I am guessing,. That map is so small I can't read it sorry hugs V
The map is very small but it's full of smut so it's not worth viewing!


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
6/17/2017 2:37 pm

    Quoting greekphilosopher:
    Love the geography lessons!
    How could you leave out
    Fucking, Austria, Fucking is most famous for its four traffic signs with its name on them...

    As for where I live, years ago when I arrived in the country, with my heavy Greek accent, walked up to a taxi driver outside the airport and said HHHello. He said, jump in I take you!
A Greek accent will get you everywhere here, particularly if you bear gifts!
Where does that line come from?


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
6/17/2017 2:39 pm

    Quoting MyBaffies:
    Tongue in the Scottish Highlands is quite popular.
I think tongue may be popular around the world but the world doesn't know about Sctottish tongue ... yet!


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
6/17/2017 2:50 pm

    Quoting pal334:
    What rude place would you most like to visit? I visit Intercourse as often as I can


    What’s the history behind the name of the place you live? It is a former sanatorium

A former sanatorium is a good place to live and Intercourse is even a better place to live!


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
6/17/2017 2:56 pm

    Quoting  :

It appears you live near the world's most rudest places!


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
6/17/2017 2:57 pm

    Quoting  :

I think Fuck is ready for you right now!


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
6/17/2017 3:02 pm

    Quoting wickedeasy:
    Spunky! you have a place in America with your handle........you must visit.

    i had a nephew that would not blow his nose when he was little. His nose bubbles were quite extraordinary
I fully intend to visit my birthplace in America but I don't think Trump will let me in!


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
6/17/2017 3:05 pm

    Quoting pocogato12:
    There is Marrowbone Tennessee, Mosquitoville, Vermont, Oatmeal Texas,
    Paw Paw, Virginia( I'd love some pawing), Pee Pee, Ohio , Protection Kansas,
    Spread Eagle Wisconsin, Two Egg Florida{ on route 69 }, Virgin Utah { not likely with all the multiple wifery }
    And then Oregon has Wankers Corner
    Arkansas has Toad Suck
    California has Shafter and Woody
    Colorado( my home state has Beaver Creek)
    Idaho has Cream Can Junction amp;
    Massachusetts has Mashpee and Woods Hole
    Portland Maine used to be called Machigonne ( great neck) when the Algonquins inhabited the peninsula
    And that's pretty close to the end of my mapping
    Thanks for a fun post
There's a lot of crazily named places, but what came first, the town or the craziness?!


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
6/17/2017 3:08 pm

    Quoting citizen4722:
    I kept this from the newspaper when they did a spread (cough!) but I can't remember where I've put it!
    There are a couple of places in Dorset named; Piddlehinton and Piddletrenthide.
There's loads of pervy names of towns near where you live! I'm not assuming a connection!


greekphilosopher 59M
4077 posts
6/17/2017 4:26 pm

    Quoting spunkycumfun:
    A Greek accent will get you everywhere here, particularly if you bear gifts!
    Where does that line come from?
I have a big wooden horse, full of troops! Which way to Troy?


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
6/18/2017 1:06 am

    Quoting greekphilosopher:
    I have a big wooden horse, full of troops! Which way to Troy?
I beg you to go to Downing Street rather than Troy!


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41171 posts
6/18/2017 8:11 am

    Quoting veryfunnycple64:
    I would love to visit Climax, Missouri....wait I have been there! LOL!

    St. Louis....named after the French King who later was sainted.....Louis IX!
I hope you climaxed in Climax!


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