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X-RATED, YO-YOING ZEBRAS
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X-RATED, YO-YOING ZEBRAS  Above is a zebra stallion yo-yoing with a zebra mare in an X-rated act. I was half-naked when I took this photo. Whenever I see animals having sex, I will have a little look at proceedings but will then walk away quietly to give them some privacy to get it on. I have seen cats, cattle, dogs, horses, pigs and sheep have sex - I lived on a farm so all this sex was on my doorstep. I did not seek out these bestial activities, promise! The strangest animals I saw having sex were tortoises on a safari trip in Senegal. The male tortoise was very loud and very rough and he lasted for a very long time. What animals have you seen having sex? My grandkid asked me why zebras have stripes. I told him that it is because they do not want to be spotted. In the local shop, he then asked me whether I could buy him a toy zebra. I told him they are very difficult to buy because you cannot find the barcode. On walking home, he saw a lion crossing the street and asked what the lion was doing. I told him that the lion saw a zebra crossing. As we approached the zebra crossing, my grandkid started talking to a donkey who was afraid to cross the street. He asked the donkey why he was scared. The donkey said he cannot cross the street after seeing what happened to the zebra at the crossing. Still at the zebra crossing, my grandkid asked me what do you get if you cross a pelican and a zebra. I answered that we would be two streets further away. After crossing the street, we walked a few yards and came across a man trying to cross the busy street. Trying to be helpful, I told him that there was a zebra crossing up the street. The man said to me that he hoped the zebra was having better luck than he was. It is not easy writing this rubbish!  |
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Let’s see whether the site’s algorithms work as this post is on a banned subject! 
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12/15/2021 6:16 am |
Zebra's like to FUCK too.
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Yoyos are good fun, I took part in yoyo championships back in the day, never won though!
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IYou were eXcellent this week with Your Zebra jokes. When I was in Yellowstone 2 years ago the moose were rutting. Didn't see them actually get it on, but it was funny to watch the male go around and sniff out all of the females in his harem. Happy HNW. X, Y, Z, on HNW My Weekend Adventure with Young Cocks Testing Blogs vs Community Blog Edition [post 3312759] My Private Post - Tell Me ALL Your Secrets – Anything you write here is just between us
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I watched my neighbours... ... once. 😶 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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🤣🤣🤣 Oh. That’s sooooo great!!!! Have a great day! 💋 Staci
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. Your article was entertaining . [image]
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Hey Spunky. I am going back about 10 years or so on this one. I was at the Baltimore Aquarium with my girlfriend at the time. The Aquarium has a bird exhibit and we were there watching the puffins. There was another young couple next to us watching, as well, when all of a sudden two puffins started getting it on. The guy looked at me and said " Are they doing what I think they are?". I said "I think so". All four of us just stating laughing like crazy at that point.
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12/15/2021 8:03 am |
Hmmmmmm, Does a stud Zebra ever tell a mare, "I'm going to fuck your stripes off?"
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I have to confess, I peered closely at that picture to see if the guy zebra's penis was striped. Looks like it's just solid black. *sad trombone*  
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The only animals I have ever seen having sex are Horses and Dogs. I hope you enjoy a great Hump Day my friend.. Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on.. 
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There was a lot of sex in the recent David Attenburgh wildlife series on TV. It was that good, I can't even remember what it was called lol.
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 .. horses, dogs, cats, reindeer  
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Having a Ranch I've seen Lots. One time in the fall when the Grandkids were out to help rake and gather the leaves from the big maple tree in the front yard, several Does and a Buck deer came into the front pasture and completely oblivious to their audience, put on a x-rated show, the action was so close you could actually see pink tissue that provoked a lot of question from the Grands. Then a bigger Buck came along and took over after running off the younger Buck, provoking more questions.
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Zebra's like to FUCK too.
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Yoyos are good fun, I took part in yoyo championships back in the day, never won though!
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If I was a zebra and found a leopard in my bed, I'd run fast!
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IYou were eXcellent this week with Your Zebra jokes. When I was in Yellowstone 2 years ago the moose were rutting. Didn't see them actually get it on, but it was funny to watch the male go around and sniff out all of the females in his harem. Happy HNW. X, Y, Z, on HNW My Weekend Adventure with Young Cocks Testing Blogs vs Community Blog Edition [post 3312759] My Private Post - Tell Me ALL Your Secrets – Anything you write here is just between us
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I watched my neighbours... ... once. 😶 
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🤣🤣🤣 Oh. That’s sooooo great!!!!
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. Your article was entertaining . [image]
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Hey Spunky. I am going back about 10 years or so on this one. I was at the Baltimore Aquarium with my girlfriend at the time. The Aquarium has a bird exhibit and we were there watching the puffins. There was another young couple next to us watching, as well, when all of a sudden two puffins started getting it on. The guy looked at me and said " Are they doing what I think they are?". I said "I think so". All four of us just stating laughing like crazy at that point.
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Hmmmmmm, Does a stud Zebra ever tell a mare, "I'm going to fuck your stripes off?"
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I have to confess, I peered closely at that picture to see if the guy zebra's penis was striped. Looks like it's just solid black. *sad trombone*
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The only animals I have ever seen having sex are Horses and Dogs. I hope you enjoy a great Hump Day my friend..
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There was a lot of sex in the recent David Attenburgh wildlife series on TV. It was that good, I can't even remember what it was called lol.
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That's not a bad list. I've not seen horses ride nor ducks fuck!
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..horses, dogs, cats, reindeer
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Having a Ranch I've seen Lots. One time in the fall when the Grandkids were out to help rake and gather the leaves from the big maple tree in the front yard, several Does and a Buck deer came into the front pasture and completely oblivious to their audience, put on a x-rated show, the action was so close you could actually see pink tissue that provoked a lot of question from the Grands. Then a bigger Buck came along and took over after running off the younger Buck, provoking more questions.
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I didn't know that ducks have corkscrew penises. I think pigs also have corkscrew cocks, though I never got up close enough to confirm!
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