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I can see it now...
Posted:Apr 24, 2020 5:27 pm
Last Updated:Apr 25, 2020 3:30 pm
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Comic images of paint can huffing junkies in alleys with spent cans of Lysol scattered about... With quarters their eyes...

Ultraviolet dildo's... Enjoy and cure yourself at the same time...

Sauna's.... bake the virus out of your dumb ass...

right he was just being sarcastic or whatever...

I saw the real video without the editing being done by certain biased kiss ass fake news networks and he was deadly serious as he put his stable genius brain work for another bogus idiotic Dr. Trump's miracle magic cures.

Well looks like he took someone's advice and shortened the briefing today...or maybe I just dozed off again.

If only he would catch the virus so he can try out his miracle genius cures. The world could be so much better with one less fake in it.
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People might be getting some funny tan lines this summer...
Posted:Apr 21, 2020 6:52 pm
Last Updated:May 5, 2020 7:44 am
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What with having to wear masks in public when in close proximity anyways. With states opening things up that means close proximity or at least lots of breath in the air which means you should be wearing a mask.
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Just saw a meme on FB...
Posted:Apr 20, 2020 6:21 am
Last Updated:Apr 20, 2020 4:45 pm
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It said

If Joe Biden stood in the middle of fifth avenue and sh*% Donald Trump

I'd still vote for him

I found it very funny...
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New CDC guidelines for sex during the....
Posted:Apr 7, 2020 11:00 am
Last Updated:May 25, 2020 6:41 am
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Corona virus outbreak.

Wear condoms on your heads....
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I've been told, by many smart people...
Posted:Apr 7, 2020 8:16 am
Last Updated:Apr 10, 2020 2:27 am
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People who know things. Many have come and told me....

That Donald Trump is a third rate president.... At best. Very likely not that good even actually.

People who are very respected...

What a fucking moron that chump is.
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Hmmmm...
Posted:Apr 6, 2020 11:57 am
Last Updated:Apr 8, 2020 5:30 am
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Just wondering what a texture replicating touch screen would be like. Do you think it would have any effect on porn?

Hmmm, banned? Why?
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Movies...
Posted:Apr 5, 2020 2:17 pm
Last Updated:Apr 8, 2020 5:31 am
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I just watched

Badland

Netflix. It was pretty good for a western. Entertaining anyways and a ----------- ending.

What have you been watching?
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Piling stones...
Posted:Mar 30, 2020 9:38 am
Last Updated:Apr 3, 2020 5:27 pm
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Have you noticed the pictures over the last several years of people in their media or on dating sites etc. showing them standing next to these piles of stones somewhere out in a wonderful nature setting?

I'm puzzled. Why do people feel the need to go out into a natural setting that has an abundance of natural beauty and stack a pile of rocks or stones? Do they think they are adding to the beauty of the scene? Collecting the naturally placed rocks and stones into an unnatural pile that is clearly man made. Now I suppose some of the pictures are from people who came upon these unnatural formations and just thought "wow look this pile of stones that someone made here, isn't it beautiful, so artistic." "Isn't it cool." "Some stranger just came here and chose to pile these stones up in such a cool interesting stack like this and then leave it here just for me or people to come by and find it." "Look at the cool way they stacked them balancing them in the pile on one another in such a way, it's just amazing." Is it their artistic streak? Their need to add to the beauty of nature? Or is it their need to say look at me, look at what I did, see, I was here?

What do you think about these piles of stones seen about unnaturerally in nature? Are they an addition or a distraction? Is it an abuse in a national park to do something such as pile stones up in an unnatural stack? Should people limit there stone piling to private or even public (with permission) gardens? What would you think about someone choosing to take the stone piles they came across out in nature and put them back in their natural state...scattered about as they once were?
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May have to make a trip to the grocery store...
Posted:Mar 27, 2020 9:14 am
Last Updated:Apr 24, 2020 9:53 pm
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I ran out of M&M's and nuts!

I wonder if they will have any TP?

I haven't been over there in about weeks now.

I usually go late at night so the women don't chase me around the store....

But now they close early. I was so glad when they started the 24 hour operation years ago.

I wonder if people have been hoarding M&M's or nuts?

I might replenish my supply of spaghetti sauce too if there is any left.

I generally keep my pantry pretty well stocked with the stuff in cans, jars and boxes and plenty of stuff in the freezer out in the garage and the one in the refrigerator is always stuffed... Ice cream gets to damn hard in the deep freeze! But I don't have any ice cream left. Haven't been wanting it lately but Summer is coming!

One thing nice about living in a small town is there haven't been lines at the grocery store...that I've heard of anyways. Unless you count the lines at the cash register which is one of the reasons I like shopping at night.

Have you wondered what they are doing when they are supposed to be disinfecting the store at night? Are they spraying the fresh foods with whatever they are using for a disinfectant? Or is the disinfectant just drifting over onto the fresh foods as they walk by, if they are really even doing any disinfecting. Will there be a rash of people dying in the years to come from the chemicals in the disinfectants? I guess you want to be sure and wash you fruits and veggies really well.

I'm going to be very disappointed if they don't have any of the big bags of M&M's or any nuts. After all I'm risking my life to make a run for M&M's.

I'm pretty sure I used up all the contamination suits I had years ago but I guess I could make one out of my coveralls and I do have either the plastic face shields/guards or I could use my welding helmet. I have some gloves like the doctors use but I'm thinking maybe I should use something heavier like thick acid proof rubber gloves with the long gauntlets. Of course I will wear my tall rubber boots and tie the legs of my coveralls tightly to the boots. Don't want any virus sneaking up my leg... I guess I will have to use a plastic trash bag to cover the rest of my head as the welding helmet only covers the front. I can make a hole just a bit smaller than my face and push my face through the hole stretching the plastic for an airtight seal. Hmmm. My helmet doesn't have a respirator... I will have to use my respirator for use with chemicals... The one make of black rubber with the cartridges on either side of the exhaust vent in the front. Hmmm, might be a tight fit under the welding helmet. Might need use either the chemical splash safe goggles or maybe my acetylene welding goggles instead of the helmet. Maybe I should just cut eye and nose holes in the plastic bag so I can avoid contamination on my face around the goggles and respirator.

I must like M&M's an awful lot...
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Hmmm, I wonder what websites will get the most traffic....
Posted:Mar 17, 2020 2:32 pm
Last Updated:Apr 16, 2020 8:48 pm
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During the quarantine/isolation with so many people at home instead of at work?
Information on the situation/news etc.
educational on the coronavirus
netflix or other entertainment video providers
educational as in documentaries or information about non related matters
shopping for supplies... like hand sanitizer or TP or whatever maybe food...
Porn :-"
recipies... what can you make with a can of beans and....
you fill in the answer in your comment
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Jose Andres...
Posted:Mar 17, 2020 11:06 am
Last Updated:Mar 18, 2020 10:20 am
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Now here is someone who is deserving of the presidential medal of freedom... much more so than a lying propagandist profiteer that was recently awarded said medal.

This is not an email address, https://www.msn.com/en-us/foodanddrink/foodnews/chef-josé-andrés-is-turning-some-closed-restaurants-into-community-kitchens-to-help-feed-people-during-the-pandemic-video/ar-BB11gQwu?ocid=spartandhp
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What's the world coming to tooooo...
Posted:Mar 13, 2020 12:36 pm
Last Updated:Mar 18, 2020 12:31 pm
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I was working late last night as I often do. So on the way home I was thinking that I needed to stop at the grocery store to get some things... The essentials if you know what I mean... I had noticed when I left for work that my supply of TP was getting low. That and I was thinking that I needed some ingredients to make some chilli which I have been thinking would taste real good.

So I stopped at the bank and made a deposit on the way through town to cover my visit to the grocery store as that seems to be an ever increasing cost. Then I headed through town and over the river... On the bridge of course... Then around through the main and back streets to the store. As I was pulling into the parking lot I saw someone leaving in there big truck with huge tires jacked why up high. I wondered if it was the lady of the house driving it or if the man of the house had been sent out to hunt down the needed supplies. What with the shopping scene getting to be more of a search or a hunt now a days with the panic buying and all.

So in I went to the store being sure to lock the doors as I had my tools and stuff in the borrowed vehicle I was using. That's another story that maybe I Will get to later... So as I walk into the store I was thinking I just need the ingredients for the chili and a package of TP so I went to grab one of the little baskets that you can hand carry around. Then I got to thinking... well every time I grab the basket I end up overstuffing it because I always wind up buying more than I intend too. I'm one of those people the grocery store planners plan for... impulsive buyer. I rarely get just what I came for and leave. What can I say... I like to eat stuff when I get hungry but don't really like running to the store all the time.

Things went good through the fresh food section. The only extras I got were a couple bags of baby carrots, brocolli, lettuce, tiny tomatoes and well they put those pistachios right where I couldn't miss them so I got another 24 oz package as the one I bought the other day was almost empty. I resisted the impulse to buy the bag of yellow potatoes. I knew I would forget about them and find them growing eyes or smell that smell you know the one. That smell that makes you think something is bad somewhere and sends you looking to discover the source... And they were on sale too.

The fresh food section done with (oh I passed on the grapes too, they didn't look that good), I headed around the corner and almost went to the meat section forgetting about the TP detour. But I caught myself and turned back and when I came around the corner to the TP section I was dumbfounded... In all my years of shopping at that store I have never seen such a devastating sight. There wasn't a single package of TP on any of the shelves. Not even the cheesy sandpaper like TP Or the fancy expensive luxury TP for pampered asses I was astounded. Normally there is a good 15 or more feet of shelving there that goes from the floor to above my 5' 10" hat level that is stuffed with toilet paper of a baffling array of choices to do, well you know what you do with it... All gone poof. I have been annoyed before with so many choices to sort through and especially as I find I'd difficult to make an informed decision when you can't really sample the texture if you know what I mean... I suppose I could be one of those uncouth individuals that rips open the package to get a feel of the goods... Though it seems to me that a caring store staff would provide a sample roll for each of the varieties on display so that people could make an informed and well sensual decision... But I have never seen such a situation anywhere I have ever shopped for TP. Hmmm, maybe I'm on to something here... Should I open a shop to sell TP exclusively? You know like the coffee places and like say a cigar store where I sell just TP? I can have the samples out for people to choose their preference of paper texture.

What do you prefer? The economy style that feels like it is sanding a layer of skin off your hemoroids? Or maybe you prefer the super soft stuff that you have to use ten sheets so your fingers don't go through and, well you know what happens... Do you like the scented variety? Hmmm do they make a TP that has the lotion in it like the Kleenex that are soft and healing for your ... Hiney? What texture do you prefer? Flower patterns? Spots? Ridges? Smooth? The stuff I'm using now has impressed spots that I think are supposed to look like flowers... I wonder, maybe they are to improve that wiping efficiency of the paper. You know, like these spots are arranged all over the sheet of paper to maybe help remove the matter at hand better by providing a series of recessed holes to collect... Well you know what they collect.

Hmmm, well life calls at the moment so I need to leave for a bit and will have to get back to this later.

I'm back... Well I didn't get a chance to get to my big idea on how to handle the TP shortage here before I had to leave due to distractions.

Ever the thinker on ways to solve problems when they arrise my answer to deal with the TP shortage is to get a longer hose for the adjustable shower head that just happens to set right next to my toilet. Thus I will have a bidet and a right fancy one at that. I can adjust the water temperature to the desired heat... Or maybe cold, brrr setting as desired. Given the adjustments available on the shower head I can set the spray to the wide shower effect for those times when things get a bit messy. Or I can set it to the concentrated power stream for those times when a little extra pressure seems appropriate. Oh, we mustn't forget those massage settings when the water pulses and massages away your stress... hmmm, this could be a vast improvement on the old TP method. Maybe not as high tech and fancy as those state of the art bidets from Japan but it will certainly relieve the stress of an empty shelf in the TP section at the store.
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Erik Prince... hero or subversive
Posted:Mar 7, 2020 3:08 pm
Last Updated:Mar 10, 2020 6:16 pm
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I'm sure you know of him from Blackwater the government services and security company. He is Betsy DeVos' brother. He was apparently talking Tyrump when Tyrump revealed his idea for a private security company, be funded by the U.S. tax payers, for himself report him. Princes connections with the whole Russia collusion issue, the propaganda network "Project Veritas" and the Trumps seem be very tight. You may also remember Prince as the one who proposed privatizing the Afghanistan war.

Well as you may remember when the proposal create this private spy network etc. was proposed it was also intended go after the "Deep State" enemies of the Trump presidency include U.S. intelligence agencies. Prince and his buddy the former CIA agent, John R. Maguire were the ones pushing for this along with Pompeo. Well it seems they decided establish the desired spy network in a limited form in the form of "Project Veritas." Project Veritas for those of you who aren't familiar with it is basically a propaganda organization. It has been set up provide as much negative propaganda as possible on the Democratic leaders and organizations and basically anything that the Democrats support like Planned Parenthood etc. They have been trying claim that they are a "News Network" type organization and protected under the first amendment but they only seem produce very selectively edited videos and such that don't represent the truth or anything even close it.

The Trump Foundation, you remember that organization right? The one closed down for all the violations of the laws it committed? The one where Tyrump used foundation funds buy a yuge portrait of his ugly ass self. Well the Trump Foundation donated ten thousand dollars the Project Veritas group a month before the Trump for president crap officially started. Not a yuge amount but then again you can also make donations anonymously through "Donors Trust" a conservative donor advised fund. This type of fund means the donor can direct what project their goes toward. This fund by the way is backed by the Koch brothers.

It seems to Prince is a prime example of what happens when a rich boy patriot with too much for his own good gets involved with politics.

see links articles below and you might see some interesting details that draw some pictures...

What do you think about the rich Prince from Michigan?

Not an email address. https://www.msn./en-us/news/politics/erik-prince-recruits-ex-spies--help-infiltrate-liberal-groups/ar-BBSCGr?ocid=spartandhp

Not an email address. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erik_Prince

Not an email address. https://www.msn./2017//04/trump-white-house-weighing-plans-for-private-spies--counter-deep-state-enemies/

Not an email address. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Veritas

Not an email address. https://www.msn./news/2017--06/retired-cia-agent-working-blackwater-founder-claims-hr-mcmaster-approved-nsa-spy-job
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