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1. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?
A. LIGHT COLOR (5)
B. CHANGE COLORS (4)
C. DARK (4)

2. IF YOU WERE TO MEET UP WITH THE CRUSH OF YOUR LIFE YOU WOULD…
A. SEDUCE THEM (5)
B. JUST CHILL (2)
C. CHILL AND THEN SEDUCE (4)

3. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TYPE OF WEATHER?
A. RAIN (3)
B. THUNDERSTORM (5)
C. SUNNY (4)
D. CLOUDY (2)

4. WHATS THE BEST TYPE OF FRUIT?
A. STRAWBERRIES (5)
B. CHERRIES (4)
C. GRAPES (3)
D. PEACHES (4)
E. KIWI (5)

5. THE BEST PART OF THE 24 HOURS IS….
A. NIGHT (4)
B. DAY (3)
C. AFTERNOON (5)

6. WHATS THE BEST SEASON OF THE YEAR?
A. FALL (3)
B. SUMMER (4)
C. SPRING (2)
D. WINTER (5)

7. HEADBOARD OR NO HEADBOARD?
A. HEADBOARD (5)
B. NO HEADBOARD (2)
C. TWO BROKEN BITS INUR CUPBOARD (-2)

8. WHATS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?
A. LEO (5)
B. VIRGO (5)
C. SCORPIO (5)
D. LIBRA (3)
E. GEMINI (4)
F. ARIES (3)
G. CAPRICORN (3)
H. CANCER (4)
I. PISCES (5)
J. AQUARIUS (4)
K. TAURUS (6)
L. SAGITARIUS (4)

9. PICK A PLACE YOU WOULD HAVE SEX AT OUT OF THESE…
A. ASTRO VAN (3)
B. ON THE ROOF TOP OF A BUILDING (4)
C. PARK (2)
D. AIR PLANE (5)
E. PARENTS ROOM (5)
F. ALL OF THE ABOVE (10)

10. YOUR PHONE SERVICE?
A. MTN (5)
B. VIRGIN (5)
C. VERIZON (4)
D. CELL C (5)
E. SPRINT (3)
F. AT&T (4)

11. PICK AN ANIMAL
A. LION (5)
B. LIZARD (3)
C. SNAKE (4)
D. MONKEY (3)

12. PICK A TOPPING
A. CHOCOLATE SYRUP (3)
B. HONEY (2)
C. WHIP CREAM (5)
D. NUTS (3)
E. ALL OF THEM AND MORE (5)

13. WHICH WAY?
A. UP (2)
B. DOWN (3)
C. SIDEWAYS (5)

NOW ADD THE POINTS UP!!!!

RATINGS:
25-34 = Priest’s or . You might as well save it for marriage.
35-49 = Pretty dam freaky, but there’s a couple of tricks you can learn… From ME!
50+ = Total outrageous freak! OMG! Call me! No seriously. Start dialing!!!

So tell us... HOW FREAKY ARE YOU???

I have light eyes > would seduce the crush I had in high school > on a sunny day > while he enjoyed my peaches > into the night > last fall > in my bed without a headboard > my sign of the Bull > would lead me into my > van for more passion > as I call a friend on my verizon phone > in hopes a one eyed snake > would show up, dripping with some honey for me !

Now does that make me FREAKY ? ?

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