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astrological condoms
Scorpio condoms outsell all others. That's probably because people try to impress each other with their sexual prowess by pretending that they're a Scorpio. The truth is that no right thinking Scorpio would get caught dead wearing a condom. But then death doesn't scare a Scorpio. And a Scorpio doesn't get caught.
Scorpio condoms come in two editions, basic black and the stealthy
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Sagittarians are known for their worldly pursuits, gamesmanship,
Sagittarian condoms are the ones that go with you and grow with
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Capricorns are known for their longevity, wisdom, practicality,
With Capricorn condoms, wing tips, pin stripes and brief cases
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Aquarians are gregarious, yet aloof. Aquarius is a high energy sign,
With Aquarius condoms, the packaging features political slogans such as
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Pisces is known for their deep feelings that somewhat border on
Pisces condoms contain special instructions for erotic fantasy games.
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Aries is the first sign of the zodiac. Aries are action oriented people.
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Taurus is perhaps the most sensual and economy minded of the
Taurians may be slow to make their minds, but once they've made a
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Geminis are known for their versatility, intellect and communications
Frequently, Gemini condoms sell two for the price of one. They always
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Cancer is a water sign and as such is very much interested in safety and
Astrologically speaking, Cancer is associated with the breasts. The
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Leos are known for their passion, pride, and (pro)creative urges.
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Virgos are fussy and particular. Virgo condoms feature perfection of fit
Virgo is symbolized by the virgin. When you're ready for some ritualized
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Libras are suave and anxious to please others. Libra condoms are the
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Er hem.... excuse me Mr Trumby but you are giving away all of our stealthy Scorpio secrets!!! You ain't done nuthin! Until you have done in with a Scorpio!!!! | ||
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Aquarians are gregarious, yet aloof. Aquarius is a high energy sign, and one that is usually politically correct. Aquarian condoms are just a little bit kinky. They come colored hot pink and electric blue, and they come with a battery pack to light up in the dark and French ticklers for extra stimulation. With Aquarius condoms, the packaging features political slogans such as the MiXXe Maxim, "Things can change overnight; it depends upon how late you stay up and with whom doing what." Since Aquarius is a social sign, Aquarian condoms come in multi-packs and are detachable to share with your friends. Aquarius is the sign of the water bearer.When your love juices really get to flowing, you want an Aquarius condoms
I guess, some of it could be true | ||
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quote rm_azurefox: Er hem.... excuse me Mr Trumby but you are giving away all of our stealthy Scorpio secrets!!! You ain't done nuthin! Until you have done in with a Scorpio!!!!>:) Lord have mercy... It appears that you have an astronomical sex drive, Admireable Azurefox, Sky Godess. Guess that you will have to acknowledge Pluto for that one.
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Guilty as charged! | ||
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Haaa haa, Azure. Just that my elder big sister is a Scorpio, but we do not want to let any elephants out of the closet there, do we. The crafty old ex nun that she is. Being over in W.A. at present, where her retired professional hubby comes from. Living in the Mercedes Camper brought from the proceeds an ex lover left her, who she managed to keep on a string whilst still married. Would dearly love for you to meet her one day, in her palatial home overlooking the sea. As she loves entertaining, and is extremely well travelled. | ||
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Trumby, do me! Ummm as in please do Capricorn. I have always been told I am a very unusual Capricorn so I would love to hear what you have to say. | ||
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quote trumby53_4703: Haaa haa, Azure. Just that my elder big sister is a Scorpio, but we do not want to let any elephants out of the closet there, do we. The crafty old ex nun that she is. Being over in W.A. at present, where her retired professional hubby comes from. Living in the Mercedes Camper brought from the proceeds an ex lover left her, who she managed to keep on a string whilst still married. Would dearly love for you to meet her one day, in her palatial home overlooking the sea. As she loves entertaining, and is extremely well travelled. Sounds like my kind of lady Trumby!!! If I ever do have that opportunity I would be thrilled... life is too short to be boring after all. If you cam along with a selection of your guitars to play all would be perfect....
Now... please go do Jiggly... I mean Capricorn! | ||
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Profile pic from my sisters place, standing next to table. Waiting for you and your partner to arrive Azure. Looks like a part in my hair, but it is a balloon streamer floating up above. | ||
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After Sex Comments by Sun Sign:
Aries: "Okay, let's do it again!"
Taurus: "I'm hungry--pass the pizza."
Gemini: "Have you seen the remote?"
Cancer: "When are we getting married?"
Virgo: "I need to wash the sheets."
Libra: "I liked it if you liked it."
Scorpio: "Perhaps I should untie you."
Capricorn: "Do you have a business card?"
Pisces: "What did you say your name was again?" | ||
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Aquarius: "Now let's try it with our clothes off!"
Well ok,has been done in the past | ||
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Libra: "I liked it if you liked it." ~~~ @ Newtoitall...Sorry but Libra's comment is definitely NOT something I would say lol ~~~ Find it hard to believe that you would put your own needs before your partners satisfaction, Newie. i mean you always seem to selflessly care about your group members, and put in a lot of effort to organise social outings. ~~~ Probably not you either...but have no doubts about your artistic capabilities, from what see in here anyway ~~~ (Libra Influence) One of the greatest challenges in life is working toward keeping your desires in balance. In physical love, you can play either the active or passive role about equally well. High-quality music can create or add to your sexual stimulation before and during love-making. Above all else, you expect, even demand, fairness from your mate or partner. It frustrates you that you sometimes miss out on opportunities for love because you sit on the fence or procrastinate too long on deciding to act. You are inclined to be somewhat guilt-ridden if you achieve physical sexual satisfaction and your partner does not. In love-making, the foreplay and feeling of a spiritual union are actually more important than the final physical release. It is next to impossible for you to make love to someone with whom you cannot communicate on other levels. Difficulties in love-making can develop quickly if there is not nearly complete harmony and order in the immediate environment. Your desires lean more to the artistic or refined than to the base or physical. You are especially attracted to others who are in some way artistically talented ~~~ Newtoitallmighty Venus Goddess of love. ~~~ | ||
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quote rm_jiggly59: Trumby, do me! Ummm as in please do Capricorn. I have always been told I am a very unusual Capricorn so I would love to hear what you have to say. /:) Earth Goddess Jiggly...looks like you are a pro. In the sense that you are...attracted to professional people and refuse to bonk anyone that doesn't carry their own business card. Also the level of professional lovemaking expertise required, as the better you get, the better you are. Capricorn has great sexual stamina and the ability to go all night if they want to. So guess that rules me out, but could probably get a batch of business cards made up, if it came to the crunch. trumbys mowing service, maybe? (Capricorn Influence) You are generally inclined to maintain your emotions at a relatively low key. Practicality is a major factor in your control and guidance of the emotional and sexual side of your life. Sometimes you find it quite difficult to generate an intense desire to make love. You may have been somewhat late in arriving at sexual maturity. Your general attitude toward love basically is that you can either take it or leave it. This is so much a fact that others sometimes mistake your reluctance (often just timidity) for emotional coldness. You are capable of being quite successful in delaying or prolonging the completion of your own physical gratification when making love. You may well be sexually attracted to others whom you feel can be of aid to you professionally, as you have a very strong desire to climb higher on the ladder of success. You would prefer that your mate either be a professional person or at least professionally oriented. To a large degree, you tend to judge your mate by how efficient they are -- especialIy in the areas of love-making. This is important to you, as you constantly strive to achieve an even higher (more "professional") level of sexual gratification and erotic pleasure. ~~~ FAVE POSITION: Spooning! Goat boys and girls love to take, or be taken from behind ~~~ HEAR me, Lord of the Stars! For thee I have worshipped ever With stains and sorrows and scars, With joyful, joyful endeavour. Hear me, O lily-white goat! O crisp as a thicket of thorns, With a collar of gold for Thy throat, A scarlet bow for Thy horns! ~~~ | ||
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Thank you Trumby... Some is spot on and some is positively not me! |
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