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Mature women near Olympia, WA?
Hello, I figured why not post this, since I haven't come up with anything regionally-focused on this fine topic. I'd love to find a confident mature woman who is proud of herself and looks, tastes and smells like who she really is. I don't discriminate, my only caveat is no shaved pussy, it looks kind of juvenile. If you can convince me otherwise, I'm happy to partake. Thanks!
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Pretty amazing to discover that there is not a single mature woman between Olympia and Tacoma who'd like some serious oral fun. Maybe it's the "seat of government" thing causing the problem, I don't know. No friends or relatives in need? Maybe it's the water... Maybe I'll join the gardening club...
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Hello, I really appreciate all of you viewers, please leave a comment (whatever you like, it's ok) if you would like to do so. I can't help it that my partner turns out to have been on anti-depressants since before we met!
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Ok, Ok, I get it, you're worried about being associated with a Michael Douglas kind of moment, you know, "there I was, sitting on the group W bench, when...." and then some crazy person goes off about something nobody really had much of an idea about.... before! Well now, there are ways of paying attention to that sort of thing- I was just at my dentist, my freaking dentist, and they are doing health care screening for oral HPV. I stopped short of asking if the very professional woman who was laboring over my pearly whites if it would be safe if I performed oral sex on her, I mean, they have to have some kind of a benchmark, right? So instead I'm right back where I started: partner on Zoloft (it's eternal), me tempted to join the Garden Club, and fiddling around on silly sites like this. Still, the craving doesn't go away, as much as the rest of the world seems to say "Don't even THINK about doing this for a woman you don't know, what the hell's wrong with you...."
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So, admit it, you're all shaved! Every God-loving, whisky-swilling, nub-rubbing mermaid of indeterminate age wants to look like a 10 year old! Or so I gather. And the rate you seem to shave coincides with the popularity of facial hair, including horrible beards, on men who really ought to know better. So don't eliminate all the forest and underbrush - you're far sexier as a woman who loves how she looks than as someone who tries to look bad marketing for adult Barbie. So I would hope all of you, from head to toe, looks like a very grown-up woman.
From looking around this site, though, I gather even Grandma gives the lawn-mower and depilatories quite a workout these days. Maybe I need to go back to the 1800s (like my philosophical buddy whose picture I get to use) to find a woman who can relax and enjoy herself while I ply her with champagne, compliments, and cunnilingus.
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Maybe if I advertised and disguised myself as a lesbian? I could use another picture, of course, and talk totally butch, and when I showed up, oops! I have a dick! Um, well, you see - even though I outwardly look like a pretty serious dude, I somehow INTERNALLY identify as a lesbian, so you have to treat me as such and if you don't you aren't respecting me! (Whoo, too much living in Olympia, the Ur-home of underachieving middle-class white folks who don't know their ass from...). Somehow I think I'll not take that route. But seriously, folks, it IS the place where nobody ever grew up, and mediocracy is the highest level of aspiration or achievement.
Still, I guess maybe that explains why cunnilingus here may be so overly fraught with peril. You can't just do it for the enjoyment, it's a POLITICAL act, and everybody's politics have to make sure to respect everybody else's, and on, and on. I have no desire to lick your politics, just your body and the rest of your mind.... Oh well....
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