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Nineteen Sorority Girl Jokes.
Nineteen Sorority Girl Jokes.
1. What does a sorority girl put behind her ears to make her more attractive? Her ankles.
2. What is the difference between a sorority girl and a bowling ball? You can only put three fingers in a bowling ball. You could eat a bowling ball if you had to. You can't fit a sorority girl inside a bowling ball.
3. How are a sorority girl and a bowling ball alike?
4. What is the difference between sorority girls and hookers? Sorority girls cost less per score.
5. What is the difference between a sorority girl and an elephant? About 40 lbs. How do you equalize the two? Feed the elephant.
6. What's the first thing a sorority girl does in the morning? Walks home.
7. What's the difference between a sorority girl and the Titanic? Only 1500 went down on the Titanic.
8. How can you tell if a sorority girl has achieved orgasm?
9. What's a sorority girl's favorite wine?
10. What do you get when you cross a sorority girl with an ape? Don't know. There is only so much an ape can be forced to do...
11. Why is a sorority girl like a door knob?
12. How do you get a sorority girl in your bed?
13. Did you hear about the new sorority girl doll?
14. What's the difference between sorority girls and garbage? Garbage gets taken out once a week.
15. What do you call 100 sorority girls sun-bathing on a beach in Cuba? Bay of Pigs.
16. What do you call a sorority girl hang-glider festival?
17. What is a sorority girl's mating call?
18. What is the difference between a sorority girl and a toilet? After you use a toilet it doesn't follow you around for three days.
19. What do you get when cross a lawyer with a sorority girl? Nothing. |
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I'm a sority girl. Cum visit me. bebunwe | ||
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this is funny. | ||
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FUNNY ONES. |
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