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trumby53_4703
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Fifty Sheds Of Grey

The novel “Fifty Shades Of Grey” has seduced women – and baffled blokes.

Now , Fifty Sheds Of Grey, offers a treat for the men.

The book's author Colin Grey recounts his love encounters at the bottom of the garden.
Here are some extracts...

Fifty "Sheds" Of Grey

We tried various positions – round the back, on the side, up against a wall.
But in the end we came to the conclusion the bottom of the garden was the only place for a good shed.

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She stood before me, trembling in my shed.
“I’m yours for the night,” she gasped, “You can do whatever you want with me.”
So I took her to Bunning’s.
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She knelt before me on the shed floor and tugged gently at first, then harder
until finally it came. I moaned with pleasure. Now for the other boot.

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Ever since she read THAT book, I’ve had to buy all kinds of ropes, chains
and shackles. She still manages to get into the shed, though.
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“Put on this rubber suit and mask,” I instructed, calmly.
“Mmmm, kinky!” she purred.
“Yes,” I said, “You can’t be too careful with all that asbestos in the shed roof.”
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“I’m a very naughty girl,” she said, biting her lip. “I need to be punished.”
So I invited my mum to stay for the weekend.

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“Harder!” she cried, gripping the workbench tightly. “Harder!”
“Okay,” I said. “What’s the gross national product of Nicaragua ?”
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I lay back exhausted, gazing happily out of the shed window. Despite my
concerns about my inexperience, my rhubarb had come up a treat.
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“Are you sure you can take the pain?” she demanded, brandishing stilettos.
“I think so,” I gulped.
“Here we go, then,” she said, and showed me the receipt.
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“Hurt me!” she begged, raising her skirt as she bent over my workbench.
“Very well,” I replied. “You’ve got fat ankles and no dress sense.”
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“Are you sure you want this?” I asked. “When I’m done, you won’t be able
to sit down for weeks.” She nodded.
“Okay,” I said, putting the three-piece lounge suite on eBay.
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“Punish me!” she cried. “Make me suffer like only a real man can!”
“Very well,” I replied, leaving the toilet seat up.



newbies1957
1532 Comments
I just don't know what to say maybe I should go down to the shed and think about it for a while

trumby53_4703
2426 Comments
Way to go Mr Newbies...Head down to the 'Tool Shed' for a while!

newbies1957
1532 Comments
wouldn't you know it, painted the shed 49 shades of grey and run out of paint, not a hardware in the area with the 50th shade anywhere, have to see if I can special order it

richo01au
2905 Comments
Never happens in my shed

HappyChick43
71 Comments
I'm cold.

trumby53_4703
2426 Comments
"She stood before me, the love of my life, trembling in my shed. 'You're mine tonight sweetheart' I said, as I moved toward her. I was wearing leathers I had purchased that day, and I felt them pulling as I mounted her. She felt tight, but I knew she would loosen up once we got moving. 'Rhonda the Honda, it's been a while' I thought, as we slowly rolled out the door."

trumby53_4703
2426 Comments
quote newbies1957:
wouldn't you know it, painted the shed 49 shades of grey and run out of paint:O, not a hardware in the area with the 50th shade anywhere|-(d, have to see if I can special order it;)
One morning as he got out of bed

Mr Newbies went out to paint his shed

Slipped off the ladder and fell on his head

Now all his sleeves are green.

newbies1957
1532 Comments
you know trumby if I had more talent I could turn that into a song, something about green sleeves

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