Hello internet! We're J and E! The best way to describe us? We are suckers for a good pun! We really enjoy our tunes, and like going to shows. We enjoy a good bit of herb, but don't mind if that isn't your thing. We love entertaining, board and card games are always a hit with us. We're *probably* hipsters. We love meeting new people, and making friends! Oh, and by the way, we also happen to love the occasional group-grope! J is a handsome nerd! He's got an incredible body, and I'll tell you- He keeps his junk looking FRESH. Literally. He has a weird/eclectic taste in music, mostly anything with a good beat. He's a grown ass man with his shit all together - nothing more attractive than that. In case you couldn't tell by the pictures - E is a fireball, smokeshow, total hottie. Not pictured: Quick wit, charm, hilariously great attitude, and some brains to boot... Did we mention she fucks like a total pro? There's *nothing* this girl isn't ready to handle. We started doing this in around 2014, but stopped for about two and a half years while we had our last baby.... SPEAKING OF WHICH WE DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANY MORE BABIES. NONE. NOT RISKING IT. NO THANK YOU. .... ANYWAY - we are back now! We love the thrill of the chase and being courted. We're open to keeping things casual, but really enjoy the couples we've made actual friendships with --- even if its really casual.

My Ideal Person The most important thing we're looking for is someone who can hold an intelligent conversation, who we could actually be friends with!

We are comfortable in our own skin, and love the gays - but neither of us is really seeking homosexual contact right now.

We're interested in all races, types, and looks - but would like people who have something to offer in the looks department. J loves flirty gals, curves, and kink, and E loves muscles, tattoos, and beards.

We'd prefer men under 40.

--- SINGLE DUDES: IF WE ARE INTERESTED, WE WILL REACH OUT. OTHERWISE EXPECT A QUICK BLOCK FOR NOT READING OUR PROFILE. WE SEE YOU LOOKIN. ---

Don't do meth. Don't disrespect us. Don't be overbearing. Don't be crazy. Don't hurt us.

Don't out us in public. We don't really "hide" our lifestyle, but we're not exactly "out" either. Unfortunately, we have some vanilla friends who wouldn't understand/get the wrong idea/ruin our careers/run us out of town. (How do you know us? Friends of friends!)

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Light Bondage, Role Playing, Threesomes, Breast/Nipple Torture, Clamps, etc., Blindfolds, Latex, Massage

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Sexual experience, Physical attraction, Same/similar fetishes, Open to ménage à trois and/or orgies, Sexual appetite, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, PERSONALITY!

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