My Darling Lady, I am Daddy Ray .. an older, caring, gentleman with a high sex drive and experience you know other men don’t have. I’m the Dirty Old Man your mother warned you about but never told how much fun I can be. Look at the last guy you matched, now back to me, now back to the last guy you matched, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me but if he stopped leaving a B.S. profile and had better pictures, he could be like me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on Adult Friend Finder with the man, me, whose talented cock is a very satisfying full 6-1/2” made for your dreams while the American average is 5-1/2”….(women on here always ask! Look it up). What’s in your hand, back to me. I have it. It’s a pizza with your favorite toppings on it. Look again, the pizza is now your favorite dog. Anything’s possible when you match me on AFF! What you need to know about me: - I’m just a guy, standing in front of a girl, asking her if she’s going to eat the rest of that pizza. Yes. Not your dog. - Last time I was someone’s type I was donating blood. - The only reason I want to date you is so that when I’m singing Fergalicious and it’s at the part where she says, ‘I be up in the gym just workin’ on my fitness, she’s my witness,’ I can point to her and she’ll do the little, ‘wooOOH’ part because right now I have to do both parts by myself and it’s stressful because right after the wooOOH part I have to get right back into rapping and the transition is harder than you think. - Lady, your time has come. I’m serious – stop reading and message me right away, because I am the best thing that could ever happen to you on the internet. Better than gym selfies. And even better than kitten GIFs. Okay, okay, maybe not better than those. Because what can top that? - If we’re being honest, I’m probably not really the “best thing” ever. I have flaws too. First of all, I don’t have Steven Tyler’s flowing locks. I sometimes wash my lights with my darks. And I never ask for directions – ever. - Maybe you can see past that thought? 😉 - As for my career… Well, I got my first taste of what it means to be an entrepreneur when I was a , selling 25 cent cups of lemonade and giving away free extra-salty potato chips. I’ve since moved up to buying and selling Internet companies, but I still love Lay’s potato chips. - Okay, fine. I exaggerated *just* a smidge. But I do like a good mai tai and I got a B+ in my 5th grade science class. - As for the woman I’d like to meet… Your friends would describe you as “intelligent,” “ambitious,” and “kleptomaniacal”… Okay, maybe not the last one. And while I love potatoes in most of their forms, “couch potato” isn’t one of them. Physical fitness is important to you, as it is to me. And while you don’t have to host your own XGen or Boomer show, having a few awesome travel stories wouldn’t hurt. - I am actually a rocket scientist. I’ve appeared on the cover of GQ—twice. And after mastering Italian fellatio and French cunnilingus, I became an international super spy. Right now, I’m yachting my way across the Caribbean, stealing top-secret information, and sipping mai tais…shaken, not stirred. - On our first date, I will carve our initials into a tree. It’s the most romantic way of letting you know I have a knife. - On the topic of nude photos I'd like to remind you of a little story; In 1912 a girl had a nude photo drawn in a sketch book by a random guy that no one's ever heard of. The drawing gets locked in a safe, on a boat. The boat sinks. And her nude photo still ends up on TV 84 years later. So no, I will not be sending nudes. No one is safe. - If you’re looking for someone with common sense, patience, and intelligence… Keep looking. - Not looking for anything serious… but if my likes you then maybe we could give it a try. - Then, again, sometimes life hands you lemons that are worth two in the bush, I love puppies and pussy not necessarily in that order. - I support wisdom…. A bird in hand doesn’t judge a book by its lemonade. Cats. - “Don’t ask me to ‘send some pics’. Take me out on a date, buy me some food and try to get me naked at the end like a real woman. - I never use this sober. - I’m on AFF to make friends the same way I’m on naughty internet sites to see the plumber repair the sink. - I’m banking on your standards being a lot lower than mine. - Two reasons to date me: 1. Because you’d be the good-looking one. 2. Please. - For the love of God, someone please date me so I can stop taking my mom to costume parties! Seriously, I'm a very kind, tender and loving man, healthy STD free, and good conversationalist looking for adult FUN! Summer is coming so let's get naked and enjoy life!

My Ideal Person Even though I love recreational sex, I will be searching for an ongoing affair, an NSA private friend or Fuck Buddy. Looks, race and marriage status are unimportant. My lady will enjoy my splash pool, BBQ smoker for lunch, real Jacuzzi and "love couch" under the secluded "gazebo" in the back garden. We can then spend a romantic evening under my huge avocado tree being warmed by the chimenea in the front patio all with lots of privacy! let’s enjoy each other's FUN while we can!

NOTE About pics and videos: The first group of profile photos include me in all including my famous dick pic which was taken about 5yrs. ago. Most of the others are from my parties. I have a large collection of videos. I might as well share the 'gay-twink' videos as I know some of you will appreciate them. The videos (except gay) reflect my personal encounters. To me sex is sex as it's all great!