I'm laid back, like to chill and have fun when not working. I don't have much time to play, so when I do I get busy. Just want to play and chill relieve stress and enjoy good company but if it happens, that's cool. Hang out, screw and have fun I guess, lol. Lets not waste our time. You know some guys are looking for a lifetime of love and deep, deep romance, one for the ages. I'm looking for a shallow 30 minutes. I'm divorced, you know my ex-wife wanted to get me into kinky sex, I said okay, she tied me naked to the bed, then got dressed and left for the night. Oh, but my ex-wife could scream during sex! Especially when I walked in on her. But she cut me off for a month, I got lucky, some guys she cut off completely. Yeah, my marriage didn't last, it got rough, especially when she broke up with her boyfriends. I'm not bitter though, I'm writing a food romance novel, called [I]She was in love with a bigmac until she met the whopper.[/I]

My Ideal Person Looking for a open minded lady friend with desire to be pleased. No drama just good fun and chill person ready to play. no other crazy shit though. Not here to scam or be scam. Just be real, respectful, fun and receive the same. Just be honest and talk so that everyones feeling good.

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
Orgy

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Spanking, Role Playing, Mutual Masturbation, Massage, feather, light tickling

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Physical attraction, Same/similar fetishes, Ability to be discreet, Sexual appetite, A little of each

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Kim Kardashian's butt

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've done it so many times that I've forgotten how to type with two hands.

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