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Lgbfjb21 44 / F
"If you’re dumb, I’m gonna go stupid!"
Raleigh, North Carolina, United States
 
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Lgbfjb21 44/F
Raleigh, North Carolina
Introduction
Since some of y’all approach women like the koolaid man approaches a brick wall…… The most basic detail I can give you is this, if you didn’t read it on this profile then chances are I’m not going to spill the beans during your one message interrogation. In abject frustration with this site, I’m going to be as in depth as I can here about what I seek and hopefully I will save us both a lot of time in the process. Let’s begin with time. Im old and it is important to me. Im a busy busy parent and wife and I don’t and won’t accommodate your schedule at a moment’s notice. I have some strong priorities and it is unlikely I will ignore them in favor of you. If you’re married and have zero control of your schedule then we won’t work because I can’t accommodate you. I don’t host. Never will. I’m private. I don’t want your number and I won’t give you mine. We talk here or we don’t talk. I didn’t design this site and I’m not the speaker of the house for all the females that use the site, so if you’re having a bad day or are disappointed with the quality of the users here, that’s not something I can or will help you with. If we have met in the past and it didn’t work, we will never meet again. I learn from my mistakes and evolve accordingly. I hate my freckles. Please avoid mentioning them. I know I have them. I own many mirrors and we are well acquainted. Also, please be okay with a less than Barbie looking woman. In fact it is even better if you’re good with plus size. I am attractive but I am not going to be the fit rippled man who is at the gym everyday type. I’m just a really average Mom type who is well aware she is older and I am not nipped tucked snatched and filled with fillers. I do have a functioning brain, wit, sense of humor and a desire to think beyond what I’m told to think. I’m married, he knows. I don’t want the world to know so I’m private and discreet. No need to message me about how I’m on the down low because I’m not. You will ever only meet me. Not him. No videos no pics. I’m a solo deal. I will only meet in public first and won’t fxck you because you have a room for a night when I’ve not even met you. Safety is paramount so please be drug and disease free and be prepared to be safe in every way possible. I’m not into anything dirty or disgusting or painful. I’m pretty straightforward sexually. I also don’t wish to be your third in any capacity - not into bi guys and not into women or being watched by other women. Lastly, I am not interested in a string of one time things with a high body count. I would enjoy a situation that actually is a friendship with benefits. Ongoing but no strings. Obviously if you reside in Virginia, Arizona, Costa Del Blah Blah then this isn’t going to be possible. So please be geographically convenient. This means I’m highly unlikely to travel to meet and don’t worry, I don’t expect you to travel either. Ongoing isn’t amenable to distance in my experience. I guess a glaringly obvious parameter I need to mention and seemed to overlook when I first compiled this dossier is age! I’m no spring chicken so I’m absolutely not going for the younger guys in their 20s or early 30s. I prefer to not be that far behind the power curve. But in all honesty, I’d also not consider someone in their 60s, 70s or 80s. For me that age gap is almost parental in nature and I just can’t go there. In the words of our good friend Ron Popeil, but wait there’s more!!!! I get messages saying “I’ve read your profile and couldn’t agree more. I’m 67 and married but the wife is no fun anymore. Why don’t you drive to the beach and we can do dinner?” Sooo you didn’t read my profile at all or you did and you think I’m sh*tting you?! If I haven’t covered it here then feel free to message me, but I think I’m pretty clear here. On second thought, just forget it.

My Ideal Person If I block someone here can they still see my profile or just not be able to contact me? Blocking is a necessary evil for all the waffling gasbag time wasters and desperados who would struggle to get laid if they paid for it!

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  • 44 / female
  • Raleigh, North Carolina, United States
Sexual Orientation:
Straight
Looking For:  Men
Birthdate: February 14, 1978
Relocate?: No
Marital Status: Married
Body Type: Average
Smoking: I'm a non-smoker
Drinking: I'm a light/social drinker
Drugs: I don't use drugs
Education: Prefer not to say
Race: Caucasian
Religion: Prefer not to say
Bra Size:
Speaks: English
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