[I][B][COLOR darkred]PLEASE READ THIS BEFORE YOU GO ANY FURTHER!![/COLOR][/B][/I] [B][COLOR red]SHE DOES NOT READ PROFILES OR EMAIL. ONLY HE DOES, SO IF YOU SEND EMAIL OR A NETWORK NOTE ONLY DIRECTED AT HER AND CLEARLY HAVE NO INTEREST US AS A COUPLE (WHICH DOES INCLUDE HIM) THEN YOU WILL BE DECLINED AND BLOCKED. WE ARE A COUPLE. HE WILL BE INCLUDED IN ANY PLAY AND CONTACT THAT HAPPENS. THIS IS NOT NEGOTIABLE. WE ARE INTERESTED IN [I]LOCALS[/I] (Bay Area/Central Valley/Sac). WE DO NOT TRAVEL ANY FURTHER THAN 100 MILES FROM US. IF YOU ARE NOT IN OUR GEOGRAPHICAL AREA AND DO NOT PLAN ON VISITING OUR AREA, THEN PLEASE DO NOT WRITE US ASKING FOR A MEETING. WE ARE [B]NOT[/B] GOING TO COME TO YOU! FINALLY, IF YOU DO NOT HAVE PICTURES ON YOUR PROFILE OR ANY ALBUM PICS TO SHARE YOU WILL NOT BE INCLUDED IN OUR NETWORK AND WILL BE DECLINED IF YOU ASK.[/COLOR][/B] V is muscular/stocky build teddybear, broad shouldered, hairy chested, dark haired with a soft, neatly trimmed goatee, hazel eyes -- he's well endowed and open minded. M is very beautiful curvy full-figured (42DD), with dark red hair, emerald green eyes and milky white skin. As of right now she could be shaved or lightly trimmed, depending on her whim and very bi -- NO MORE DO-ME BI QUEENS. If we're going to have bi play (which is completely negotiable) then it will be reciprocal and we're ALL going to enjoy it!

My Ideal Person PLEASE TAKE THE TIME TO READ OUR PROFILE. WE SPENT TIME AND THOUGHT WRITING IT, BE POLITE ENOUGH TO PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT WE'VE WRITTEN.

We are looking for friends (preferably COUPLES AND SINGLE BIFEMALES) to share good conversation and great sex. We're not Ken & Barbie (nor are we thin, athletic or superficial), but we're attractive, real, open-minded people. We love having lots of fun and lots of sex! We enjoy SAME ROOM full and soft swap with tons of kissing (a MUST), stroking, and oral foreplay. While she enjoys bi play, it is by no means a requirement for couples we talk to or meet to have a bi female. We may be free spirited but we are also selective -- please know what you're looking for and have AT LEAST SOME EXPERIENCE. We also require at least a face pic and a phone call between the ladies before we meet anyone. This is not negotiable. (AND GUYS ... JUST TELLING US YOU HAVE A G/F IS NOT ACCEPTABLE. WE MUST BE ABLE TO CONTACT HER AT HER OWN PHONE NUMBER AND VERIFY THAT YOU ARE, IN FACT, A COUPLE AND SEE A PIC OF HER.)

We are a COUPLE, WE ONLY PLAY TOGETHER AND IN THE SAME ROOM. We love long foreplay, which definitely includes lots of touching and kissing (YES KISSING IS A MUST -- IF YOU DON'T KISS AS PART OF YOUR PLAY WE RESPECT THAT BUT WE ARE NOT INTERESTED); we're both very oral, and if everyone agrees, we enjoy anal play and lite bondage. We like toys, XXX movies and lingerie. We're both DD/STD free and plan on staying that way. We don't smoke but OK if you are a lite smoker (she has asthma). We do drink socially.

Oh here's a fantasy, that single guys would have more to say than "nice tits" in their emails (or that they could actually READ a profile)... not that we really want to receive emails from them anyway. SINGLE MALES -- WE WILL CONSIDER YOU BASED ON COMMON INTERESTS. WE ARE VERY SELECTIVE WHEN IT COMES TO SINGLE GUYS SO BE ON YOUR BEST AND MOST COURTEOUS BEHAVIOR WHEN YOU WRITE AND TALK TO US.

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
pink floyd, eagles, lorena mckinnit and many others

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Rimming, Fetishes, Light Bondage, Spanking, Threesomes, Voyeurism, Handcuffs/Shackles, Breast/Nipple Torture, Clamps, etc., Blindfolds, Leather

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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