Hi and welcome to my profile. My introduction is somewhat misleading, I'm not ALWAYS horny but I do think about it an awful lot, although I'm sure it's within the social norms. I have had a profile on here for a couple years now and have not met a single person, but I have to admit that it's most likely my fault. This is not my cup of tea but I needed to create a profile so I have been trying to promote myself as someone I thought would be successful on here and honestly, I did a horrible disservice to the folks who are legit. For that, I apologize. The real deal is, I am as vanilla as you can get I think. Don't get me wrong, I am not a stick in the mud by any stretch but I'm no Ron Jeremy. What I have finally realized that I am looking for would fall into the friends with possible benefits area. Someone who is married or otherwise attached with no plans to change that, who is needing or wanting to satisfy a taboo curiosity or scratch a naughty itch. If it gets physical it should happen organically, more importantly, for me anyway is we are open and willing to be in a conversation, willing to let it splinter into facets beyond small talk or water cooler scuttlebutt. Unfortunately I don't have any desire to spend time face to face except for an occasional roll in the hay, should it come. Keeping in touch has to happen online. I realize that this method of friendship could come across as cold and possibly narcissistic, however, I'm sure that once you get to know me you'll realize that my actions are sincere and stem from a couple of my shortcomings.

My Ideal Person Other than a couple things you can be whoever you want to be ! Those things are, judgemental and/or a complete psycho! We both need to respect discretion. Looking forward to ?