I would hate to bore you by telling you how wonderful I am by attaching to my name a bunch of flattering adjectives. I am sure that you have already found this about two hundred times in all the other profiles. I believe that words are cheap, but actions speak much louder, so why bother? So, why not start with a bad stuff – I am impulsive and restless at times, I can’t kill a fly, I cried when I watched the "Notebook", I love being a bad boy, I cuss too often, and stay up way too late way too often. There is something about the nighttime that I find magic, if you will, which keeps me up working or hanging out aimlessly. Can you relate? I have little patience for flakes and fake people – those who smile while stabbing you mentally on the inside, as I never know what they keep up their sleeve. How about you? What annoyed you today? And what made you weak in your knees from joy and pleasure? [COLOR red]PLEASE no SINGLE men... Please!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/COLOR]

My Ideal Person I'm searching for a woman that has a down time side and has a wild side (lingerie, sex appeal, and open minded to various situations that may come up. Trust me you would be respected and protected). You are curious about the world around you. You can take a joke and are not easily offended. You believe that sarcasm is a spice of life. You can spell, and are generally happy. The rest is negotiable.