-Update October 30th- Oh you'll love this one ;) pretty much rewrote the whole thing. And yup! I'm no longer talking about myself on here. Why the hell should I? No one has intentions of meeting in per on here. AND why does EVERY women or couple on here have to pretend they have an "insatiable sexual appetite" or they like to sell themselves as the horniest superstars (oh please... really?) and yet everyone on here chats forever and have no intention of ever hooking up? Like a bunch of freakin' s. You know something is wrong with an ADULT LETS FUCK SITE when its easier to get laid by going on a religious dating site? Or maybe I need to take it down a notch! AND MAYBE, it's just the so called horny people of Prude city.. sorry Calgary! I don't mean to shame but I Lived in Red Deer, Montreal, Edmonton, Ottawa LLOYDMINSTER!!! and partied lots in Toronto. I've seen other places that I can compare this place to. Calgary you are the equivalent version of a prude 16 year old virgin. Sorry people but OOOOOOOOH THIS FEELS GOOOOOOD. Still haven't met anyone in per on here after nearly 3 months of signing up. This is pretty much my first satisfaction moment and nope, unfortunately it's not from getting laid lol. So please, let me have this lol seriously enough is enough goddammit. Sure you'll recognize yourself in one of the 4 types I keep running into. 1- I need attention and I need to waste your time!! ;) 2- oh I love to just chat and waste your fckng time! ;) 3- my account is fuuuuuuull of, yes you guessed it! Shit shit shit ;) 4- last but not least, the windows shoppers or should I say the creeeeeeps!! ;) I'm adding an extra honnorable mention. 5- people who won't provide pictures and ask you meet up and not show up! Yup that's you "curiouscple4510". People be aware of that creepy couple curiouscple4510. They are a total waste of time. Its pretty simple people. There are profiles. You look at the pictures... you know... just like at the drivethrew! You chose the item from list and you fucking order! You don't go on and on about the cashier that fucking takes the order. Holly fck ren. Grow up or leave this site for real people that are here to actually hook up and by that, yes to have S E X! There plenty of other sites full of fake profiles where you can take your attention issues and window shop all you want without wasting MY time. Single ladies: yeah right, no such thing on here lmao anyways... Couples: be confident, i don't care about age, apparences or sexual orientation (I'm not bi, just keep that in mind). We're all here to get laid. TALK TO EACH BEFORE CONTACTING ME. I get people that start chatting with me. So we chat and we chat some more. Then I ask, "are we doing this or what!?" and I get (check this out!) "oh let me ask my wife or partner and let me get back to you in a million years while you hold on to that beautiful cock of yours! "... like really!? I would totally be down for some good old mfm action, or whatever you guys are into. But lets be EFFICIENT here! The site is slow to begin with, thats another issue on top of everyghing else. If you're honest about you're intentions you shouldn't have a problem exchanging numbers. Its now a total red flag if you tell me you'd rather (wait for it..! wait for it..! ) CHAT LOL fucking CHAT LMAO before exchanging numbers. Not falling for that one again lol. Its only a freakin' cell phone number people lol and NO I won't be harrassing you. I've got a , an ex, and a asshole of a boss to deal with on a daily basis. I'm sorry, but if things don't work out, I move on and delete the number. I don't need to keep phone number that I don't interact with. That being said contact me ONLY you want to connect within days. NOOOO, NOT chatting for days or weeks. Yup! No more of that lol. So lets do a recap of my fantastic program available to you free! The "even you will get laid within a week" program. 1-Look at the beautiful pictures and video! 2- talk to each 3-do your thing, ( I don't know.. have sex. Talk some more lol). 4-Contact me with your contact info, 5-lets "do this" within the next 48hrs. Boom! See right there, you start on monday and you do 1 step per day garranties we're fucking by sunday! Oh wait, here's another perfect example, check this out. I'm horny WANA FUCK!?!?! (Yes ren this is the kind of stuff that goes on here, Its ok. You'll be fine) I'm sure you get it. Still i can't beleive that it came to the point of me laying this out like that. Like WOW. No more Mister Nice Guy, No more Mister Clean, No more Mister Nice Guy, They say he's sick, he's obscene. On that note, Cheers, and show me that smile, you got this ;)

My Ideal Person Women of course, the right couples and ladies if you can squirt please skip to the front and lets make puddles