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aesop53 68 / M
"Good sense of humor, dirty mind, & a good heart, Deadly Combination."
Metro NYC Area, New York, United States
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Member Since: September 3, 2000

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aesop53 68/M
Metro NYC Area, New York
Good sex is like bridge. If you don't have a good partner you'd better have a good hand. -Mae West-
“Physics is like sex: sure, it may give some practical results, but that's not why we do it.” ― Richard P. Feynman 2/22/22 Like the old Soviet Union I have a 5 year plan where every 5 years I change my profile. Note: I have a sarcastic, politically incorrect, and risque sense of humor and I'm not afraid to use it even when I shouldn't. Sarcasm and Orgasms are two things most people don't get, but those who do are smiling now. My Blog is more for posting Adult Humor that you can't post on Facebook. I am a 67 year old retired man who would be interested in a discreet relationship. My definition of a discreet relationship is more than just a one night stand. It can be anything from, NSA, just chatting, online/cyber-sex, going out for a meal in public, to the private RT activities that are in additional questions. If you are interested in a relationship that is more than just sex, or just sex, contact me. I give good mind. Ask me a questions you want, I will respond, even if the response is no thank you.

My Ideal Person A woman who is also interested in a discreet relationship.

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
A bed

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Light Bondage, Mutual Masturbation, Voyeurism, Blindfolds, Massage

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Ability to be discreet, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, Agreeable to a commitment free sexual relationship

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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  • 68 / male
  • Metro NYC Area, New York, United States
Sexual Orientation:
Looking For:  Women or Couples (2 women)
Birthdate: December 1, 1953
Relocate?: No
Marital Status: Prefer not to say
Height: 5 ft 9 in / 175-177 cm
Body Type: A little extra padding
Smoking: I'm a non-smoker
Drinking: I'm a light/social drinker
Drugs: I don't use drugs
Education: BA/BS (4 years college)
Occupation: Retired
Race: Caucasian
Religion: Not applicable
Circumcised: Yes
Speaks: English, Profanity, theuniversallanguageknownbyeveryonewithacomputer
Hair Color: Black
Hair Length: Short
Eye Color: Brown
Glasses or Contacts: Glasses
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