Born in the UK (caribbean) parents. I am very outgoing but can be shy at times but very talkative. I see the funny side of too many inappropriate situations and do not take myself too seriously. A business woman new to Switzerland (Zug), having relocated from the UK in 2011. However, I know Switzerland very well having lived in Montreux for 2 years and fell in love with the place. I travel a lot because of business and have been to many many countries - which I love as part of work. Looking to meet someone new. Not necessarily for sex straight away (first lie) as other factors come before that (depends on my mood - devil or nun). However sex is a good topic and one I find interesting (true) I am honest, professional, funny and straightforward (have to be as I look like shite and get mistaken for a man). No time for bull-stuff. Life is too short to lie, cheat and deceive others, it is disgusting - but I do it anyway :) Bye for now

My Ideal Person Closed minded, dishonest, non-adventurous, blagger, scam artist, ruthless, bitter, twisted, thief and racist.

Oh yes, you must have a good sense of humour
Between the age of 89-99 with a healthy bank balance, properties and no kids.

Cannot wait to meet you