Greetings All, Well, here's one more shot at my simplistic attempt to find true happiness!! As a starting point; Wine, Women & g (As long as the g was written/and/or performed by Van Morri. The Mundane; SWM, St8 and over 50!!! (You're only young once, so WTF, figured I'd give it a shot!!! LOL!!! ) Here goes!! First of all, the pics in my profile are reaably recent (June 06 ) and REALLY of me, with Mr. Happy AT EASE!!! LOL!! I have plenty of H.S. pics (if by chance, you would be interested in seeing them!!! ) The last thing I want is to see is yours. (There's something about 20 +/- year old pics that tend to be a little disappointing upon meeting!! ) PLEASE be truthful, thats all I ask. If I want to see your H.S. Yearbook pics, I'll join Classmates!!! Secondly, as stated before I'm 52, but in better shape than most 32 year olds!! (and, I'm being MODEST!!!! LOL ) Thirdly, at the present time, I'm not in The Caymans. I receive my mail in Northport, Long Island, NY. Lastly, (If you've made it this far!! ) a few further clarificatinal items about myself: a. I'm reaably educated. b. Respectful of 'house rules'. (I know when to leave. ) c. "In the day" I was an Ocean Lifeguard and I still hapen to be in VERY GOOD shape. (For an "old fart" , that is, LOL ). d. I spend every afternoon, from April to Oct. at a Clothing Optional (aka, NUDE) beach, hence "NOTANLINES" LOL !!! (As a side note, If, by chance, you have ever thought about "Setting yourself (fabric) free" , just give me a yell.) e. One lingering ability I still have, on the threshold of my dotage, is the ability to last for HOURS!! The greatest challange I have ever be confronted with, in woman's profile, is the word "INSATIABLE" (Wanna bet??? LOL ). f. Further, (Pay attention Ladies!!! LOL ) my self appointed mission in life is to please women! This happens to be the truth!! If you're not smiling, I'm CRYIN' !!!! That being said, if I've piqued even a smidgen of your interest, please read on!!! At this point in my life, I would prefer to be involved in very simple 'just between friends', interactions. (I hope not to imply, that I'm a "Gangbanger" (In the Biblical sense!!! LOL ), a Professional Sport Fugger nor mindless stray cat in heat.) Compatibility, mutual attraction, common interests etc. Best case scenario, FRIENDSHIP. No more, no less!! Upon attaining either/or would make this Profile disappear in a heartbeat!!! It would no longer be necessary. One never knows what life has in store, does one??? Hope EVERYONE has a GREAT 2008!!! [COLOR red]PARTY NAKED!!!!![/COLOR] Bob Some Fine Print; 1. Le Femme du jour/ Le Femme pour toujours!!!! HWP (height/weight/proportionate) is a wonderful thing. Just so long as there's a difference between your bra and waist size, I'm already in LOVE!!!! 2. If, by chance you have a Frederick's of Hollywood charge account and your favorite color is black, forget EVERYTHING written above!!!! I know we can make this relationship work!!!! LOL

My Ideal Person How about this???

HONESTY, plain and simple!! I will always be me. (+/- LOL ) I only expect the same from others!!! No more, no less!!!

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Van Morrison. PERIOD (Poet, NOT a singer!!! )

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
More like a PREFERENCE!!! A woman, encapsulated within
the ages of 40 (Yeah, I know, wishfull thinking!!! ) and
60 who REALIZES that although the years may have not been
that courteous, FREDERICK'S of HOLLYWOOD has!!!!
(Note: Any color you want, as long as it's BLACK!!!
(H. Ford) !!!!

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Sadomasochism, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Rimming, Fetishes, Light Bondage, Hard Bondage, Candle Wax, Spanking, Role Playing, Threesomes, Slave/Master, Mutual Masturbation, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Handcuffs/Shackles, Breast/Nipple Torture, Clamps, etc., Blindfolds, Leather, Latex, Fisting, Massage, Attending Poetry Readings., Nude, of course!!!!!

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
I guess I'm showing my age, BUT, Sophia Loren in tht
wet shirt shot!!! (P.S. Raquel Welch in Gazillion BC is
a close 2nd!!!! )

Have you ever had cybersex?:
No way. I only want skin on skin.

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