Dear Santa: All I want for Christmas is.. YOUR list of naughty girls! You can keep the other one. If you correct my grammar, I will think fewer of you . Math Formula 30(s) P=T5(m) (translation: a 30 second phone call takes 5 minutes to text/email. ) Honestly, if we have talked before, I'd rather you tell me go to hell than ignore me lol I wouldn't belong to any club that would accept me as a member Irony #1: Driving around the gym parking lot 3 times so you dont have to walk too far to get to your intense workout ! Irony #2. Someone that is "open-minded" with a VERY narrow age range of interest. The good news is.. I think you are a warm wonderful incredible person , the bad news is.. I'm a terrible judge of character..

My Ideal Person looking for intelligent and good sense of humor. As far as fantasies go - I can't go into details but it involves a snorkel and maple syrup! I like a strong confident woman - you know that would put toy soldiers on my stomach and shout orders to me in German.

Even on this crazy website.. the Golden Rule should apply - please treat people the way you want to be treated.

I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone but "Social Networks" are a sinister conspiracy.