Hi, I'm awkward. I suck at everything. I'm not new to this kind of site, I only online date. In fact, I have never dated a "real" girl. Generally, I am not an outgoing per. I hate nature, and am allergic to microbrews, traveling outside of my house, and human connection. I wear a diaper. If you are human, preferably a female, who likes what they are reading, then I would love to hear more about you. If you have a pessimistic outlook on life, enjoy making bad memories, love the smell of Bengay and regret, and/or have a social disorder such as being a judgmental bitch.....then we might be a match. :) Fingers crossed! Does anyone read this? Fart! Sock, loyal, meaningful, blah cat cat trickle relationship, oy! WARNING: Any institutions using this site or any of its associated sites for studies or projects - You do NOT have my permission to use any of my profile or pictures in any form or forum both current and future. If you have or do, it will be considered a serious violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal ramifications.

My Ideal Person Adventurous, nice tits and ass, open to new things. Loves taking face shots!