I'm revising the opening bullshit paragraph of my profile here because while all that corny stuff a twelve pack of Miller Lite and I wrote when I first signed on to this site is still pretty much me, it's just not working. Ideally, I would like to meet a smart, athletic, confident, sensual woman that inspires me to be a better, more healthy, more financially responsible, more happy, less horny per. Sadly though, heretofore, my documented attributes and self-made glamour shots have failed to yield anything close to my ideal responses. Don't get me wrong, I'm very popular. I think I've gotten something like 70 e-mails, and some of them were really sexy. Unfortunately, 67 of those were from 58 year old, foreskinned-challenged white men from Boca and the rest, while female, had all the earmarks of your standard high school cafeteria worker. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Fish sticks and hair nets turn me on just as much as the next guy. But you only live once. Why can't I have a nymphomaniac, former gymnast with a firm butt, pretty eyes, at least some training in massage therapy, and rich parents who like baseball and the Beatles for a change? Keep those cards and letters coming. (Old part) Women are the Earth's greatest resource. I never get tired of your beauty, your soft curves, your freshly washed hair and those two adorable little dimples in the small of your back. I love making you laugh and I really love it when you actually understand my humor. I live for making love to you on a breezy afternoon when neither one of us has anywhere else to be. It may be corny, but my idea of sexy is fixing you something to eat and feeding it to you while I give you a bubble bath. I think it's important that we read to each other often on the beach. I'm a big fan of driving dirt roads naked with a cooler of beer, stars in the night sky and Al Green's Greatest Hits on the box. I like kissing areas of your body you're not accustomed to having kissed and I like writing love letters to you.

My Ideal Person I'm open for any type of person. Diversity turns me on and makes life interesting.

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
Having ten or 12 surfer girls of varying sizes, shapes,
and hair color lock me in a beach house and turn my entire
body into all day sucker.

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
A bed, A remote wilderness spot, Under a waterfall, An elevator

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, I'll try just about anything once.

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Elizabeth Hurley. She's beautiful and I think her
accent could make me come. Sharon Stone because she seems
so confident and sexually charged. Mary Ann on Gilligan's
Island, Marsha Brady on the Brady Bunch, and Jeanie on I
Dream of Jeanie because I've been lusting for them
since I was about 1.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
Not yet, but I definitely want to try it.

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